Head Of Security Quotes in Fanboys (2009)

Head Of Security: Mr. Lucas is touched and mildly flattered by what have done here. And I have been informed that I feel the same way. So the charges are gonna be dropped. That is, of course, if you are what you appear to be.

Windows: Uh, what do we appear to be?

Head Of Security: Fanboys. Something we can easily determine with a simple quiz.

Head Of Security: By the time y'all walk away from this your face are gonna be shrunken and shriveled...

[walks up to Hutch]

Head Of Security: ...just like your one nut.

Hutch: What? How can he possibly know that?

Head Of Security: Oh, we know about your uniball. We know everything, Mr. Harold Hutchinson, aka Hutch. Son of Gloria. Humongous Rush fan.

Hutch: Dude, you're freaking me out. How do you know this?

Head Of Security: Because you have a Rush shirt on, dipshit.