Young Mark Quotes in Get Real (1998)

[first lines]

Steven Carter: I came late to sex. I was nearly ten. That's when my friend Mark Watkins told me how babies were made.

Young Steve: Really? Are you sure?

Young Mark: Yeah. Honest. I saw it on one of my dad's videos.

Steven Carter: For over a year after that I thought babies were made when two women tied a man to a bed and covered his willy with ice cream.

Young Mark: So you're saying I should engage my advanced-for-a-twelve-year-old intellect and use logic?

Imaginary William Shatner: Logic is the other guy's schtick, but yes.

Mark's Mom: Mark, Mark, what are you doing here? I thought you were supposed to go to that movie - that "Star Track" movie.

Young Mark: Oh, Mom, how many times do I have to tell you? "Track" is what a train goes on, okay? "Trek" is what the Enterprise goes on, okay?

Mark's Mom: Yeah, and they say the pain of childbirth ends with labor.

Young Mark: I hate Halloween. It's dumb.