Lassparri Quotes in A Night at the Opera (1935)

Lassparri: Never in my life have I received such treatment. They threw an apple at me.

Otis B. Driftwood: Well, watermelons are out of season.

Lassparri: [costumed as Pagliacci] Now, what have you got to say to me?

Otis B. Driftwood: Just this - can you sleep on your stomach with such big buttons on your pajamas?

Lassparri: What do you mean by humiliating me in front of all of those people? You're fired! Do you understand? You're fired!

Otis B. Driftwood: Hey, you big bully. What's the idea of hitting that little bully?

Lassparri: Will you kindly let me handle my own affairs? Get out!