Sam Landis Quotes in Assassination of a High School President (2008)

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Sam Landis Quotes:

  • Sam Landis: Let me guess. You finally want to start that boy band you've been dreaming about.

    Principal Jared T. Kirkpatrick: Landis, do I come down to the strip club where you work and knock the dick out of your mouth? Against the wall. You're late.

  • Sam Landis: What do you think, penis?

  • Sam Landis: Such a Samaritan.

    Don Carpenter: Do you even know what that means?

    Sam Landis: Yes. I do.

  • Sam Landis: YOU are not an intern!

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