William Shatner Quotes in Showtime (2002)

William Shatner: [advising Trey on how TV cops taste drugs] You spear the knife into the bag... then pick some of the drugs up with the knife... then lightly press it on your tongue. And that is how TV cops taste drugs!

Detective Mitch Preston: What if it's cyanide? There's a reason real cops don't taste drugs.

Linus: [Shatner has given them the access codes to Skywalker Ranch] How did you score all of this?

William Shatner: Are you kidding? I'm William Shatner; I can score anything.

Eric: How about Jeri Ryan's panties?