Voice of the Boil Quotes in How to Get Ahead in Advertising (1989)

Denis Dimbleby Bagley: You bastard. I only have one wish, that I could be awake to see you lanced. I'd like to see the knife going in. I'd like to see you suffer!

Voice of the Boil: A typically communist statement.

Denis Dimbleby Bagley: I'm not a communist!

Voice of the Boil: Yes, you are, you want to take everyone's car away.

Denis Dimbleby Bagley: I do not want to take anything from anyone. I want to give them the choice of something better.

Voice of the Boil: Oh yes? What?

Denis Dimbleby Bagley: Trains.

Voice of the Boil: Trains? Trains are no good, they're old fashioned. I hate trains, they're rotten.

Denis Dimbleby Bagley: Only because they don't consume. Only because they were already there and don't eat up more and more and more. That's why you hate them. That's why government hates them. That's why they're old fashioned and rotten.

Voice of the Boil: You Commies don't half talk a lot of shit.

[Bagley looks in the bathroom mirror and discovers that the massive boil on his shoulder now has a face]

Voice of the Boil: Hiya, handsome.