TV Thompson Quotes in Where the Boys Are (1960)

Merritt Andrews: What's your shoe size?

TV Thompson: 13

Merritt Andrews: Get in the car!

TV Thompson: Tuggle, are you a good girl?

Tuggle Carpenter: Please, I don't want to disillusion you or disappoint you.

TV Thompson: No, no, no, no. I won't be disillusioned or disappointed. Are you a good girl, Tuggle?

Tuggle Carpenter: [reluctantly] Ummhmm.

TV Thompson: [disillusioned and disappointed] Oh...

Tuggle Carpenter: [leaving] I knew it.

TV Thompson: That act you do in the tank. Stupendous routine you've got there, stupendous!

Lola Fandango: Thank you. It's all a matter of breath control, you have to learn to control your lungs.

TV Thompson: [looking at her chest] What lungs!

TV Thompson: Nice kids, aren't they?

Ryder Smith: Yeah, maybe a little too nice.

TV Thompson: Yeah, funny thing about women, if you don't make a big pitch for them, they get mad. If you do, they get mad. How can you win?

Ryder Smith: You can't, you're not playing for the same stakes.

TV Thompson: Boy, I know what you mean. While you're seeing stars, they see a wedding ring. They're so darn, practical.

Ryder Smith: You know something? I don't think they realize what a risk marriage is for men.

TV Thompson: Well not so much for a rich guy like you. You can afford to be wrong. I can't even afford to be right.

Police Captain: [over police radio] Car 19... Student in pajamas directing traffic.

Tuggle Carpenter: [points to TV's radio] What's that?

TV Thompson: Police calls! I like to keep track of my friends.

TV Thompson: What lungs. Get those lungs.

Tuggle Carpenter: It hasn't anything to do with her lungs. She's got a little hose down there she breathes through. You see?

TV Thompson: What lungs.