Vic Ajax Quotes in Crimewave (1985)

Renaldo the Heel: Well, maybe I'm a heel.

Vic Ajax: Maybe I'm a guy who hates heels.

Renaldo the Heel: Maybe I'm a heel who hates guys who hate heels.

Arthur Coddish: [Is about to electrocute Vic] How do you like it, medium or well-done?

[Evil maniacal laughter]

Nancy: Victor!

Vic Ajax: Nancy!

[She throws him a baseball bat, and he smashes Arthur's machine with it]

Arthur Coddish: You broke my shocker!

Vic Ajax: Mister, you've done some bad things and I'm gonna deal out some swift justice!

Vic Ajax: [after Nancy nearly got run over by the Exterminators] You maniacs! I've never seen anything like that... are you All right?

[Tries to open the door for her]

Vic Ajax: Oh, you've got the key!

Faron Crush: [the car backs up, and Crush comes out] One more thing child... don't you *ever* call me a maniac!

[Punches Vic in the face and bursts into maniacal laughter]

Vic Ajax: Hello, Colonel. How are you this evening?

Colonel Rodgers: Adequate. One mother-lovin' hell of a storm comin.' Know how I can tell? Steel plate

[clang]

Colonel Rodgers: in my head. Yes sir, Korea was no picnic.