Tyler Winklevoss Quotes in The Social Network (2010)

Cameron Winklevoss: What, do you want to hire an IP lawyer and sue him?

Divya Narendra: No, I want to hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer!

Tyler Winklevoss: We don't even have to do that.

Cameron Winklevoss: That's right.

Tyler Winklevoss: We can do that ourselves. I'm 6'5", 220, and there's two of me.

Cameron Winklevoss: [Arrogantly as they lead the other boats by a wide margin] Is there any way to make this a fair fight?

Tyler Winklevoss: We could jump out and swim.

Cameron Winklevoss: We'd have to jump out and drown.

Tyler Winklevoss: Well, you could forward and I could row backward.

Cameron Winklevoss: We're genetically identical. Science says we'd stay in one place.

Tyler Winklevoss: Just row the damn boat.

Tyler Winklevoss: Sir, it's against university rules to steal from another student, plain and simple.

Larry Summers: You've spoken to your house master?

Cameron Winklevoss: Yes, sir. And the house master made a recommendation to the Ad Board, but the Ad Board won't see us.

Larry Summers: Have you tried dealing with the other student directly?

Cameron Winklevoss: Mr. Zuckerberg hasn't been responding to any of our emails or phone calls for the last two weeks. He doesn't answer when we knock on his door at Kirkland and the closest I've come to dealing with him face-to-face is when I saw him on the quad and chased him through Harvard Square.

Larry Summers: You chased him?

Cameron Winklevoss: [Stuttering a little] I-I-I saw him and I know he saw me. I went after him and then he disappeared.

Larry Summers: I don't see this as a university issue.

Tyler Winklevoss: Of course this is a university issue. There's a code of ethics and an honor code and he violated them both

Larry Summers: You enter into a code of ethics with the university, not with each other.

Tyler Winklevoss: I'm sorry, president Summers, but what you just said makes no sense to me at all.

Larry Summers: [Sarcastically] I'm devastated by that.

Tyler Winklevoss: This isn't petty larceny. This idea is potentially worth millions of dollars.

Larry Summers: Millions!

Cameron Winklevoss: Yes.

Larry Summers: You might just be letting your imaginations run away with you.

Tyler Winklevoss: Sir, I honestly don't think you're in any position to make that call.

Larry Summers: I was the U.S. Treasury Secretary. I'm in some position to make that call.

Tyler Winklevoss: Letting our imaginations run away with us is exactly what we were told to do in your freshmen address.

Larry Summers: Then I would suggest that you let your imaginations run away with you on a new project.

Cameron Winklevoss: You would?

Larry Summers: Yes. Everyone at Harvard's inventing something. Harvard undergraduates believe that inventing a job is better than finding a job. So, I'll suggest again that the two of you come up with a new new project.

Cameron Winklevoss: I'm sorry, sir, but that's not the point.

Larry Summers: Please, arrive at the point.

Tyler Winklevoss: You don't have to be an intellectual property expert to understand the difference between right and wrong.

Larry Summers: And you're saying that I don't?

Cameron Winklevoss: Of course I'm not saying that, sir.

Tyler Winklevoss: I'm saying that.

Larry Summers: Really?

Tyler Winklevoss: I broke your 335-year old doorknob.