Eduardo Saverin Quotes in The Social Network (2010)

Gretchen: 18,000 dollars?

Eduardo Saverin: Yes.

Gretchen: In addition to the $1,000 you'd already put up?

Eduardo Saverin: Yes.

Gretchen: A total of $19,000 now?

Eduardo Saverin: Yes.

Mark Zuckerberg: Hang on.

[Mark sarcastically adds up the 2 amounts on his notepad]

Mark Zuckerberg: I'm just checking your math on that. Yes, I got the same thing.

Mark Zuckerberg: You signed the papers.

Eduardo Saverin: [almost in tears] You set me up.

Mark Zuckerberg: You're gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company?

Eduardo Saverin: This is gonna be like I'm not a part of Facebook!

Sean Parker: It won't be like you're not a part of Facebook. You're not a part of Facebook.

Eduardo Saverin: My name's on the masthead.

Sean Parker: You might wanna check again.

Eduardo Saverin: Just because I froze the account?

Sean Parker: Did you think we were going to let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company?

Eduardo Saverin: [cutting him off; screaming] Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!

Sean Parker: Security's here, you'll be leaving now.

Eduardo Saverin: I'm not signing those papers.

Sean Parker: We will get the signature.

Eduardo Saverin: [to Mark] Tell me this isn't about me getting into the Phoenix.

[Mark scoffs]

Eduardo Saverin: [in disbelief] You... You did it! I knew you did it! You planted that story about the chicken!

Mark Zuckerberg: I didn't plant the story about the chicken.

Sean Parker: What's he talking about?

Eduardo Saverin: You had me accused of animal cruelty.

Sean Parker: Seriously, what the hell's the chicken?

Eduardo Saverin: [leans down close to Mark, his voice low and dangerous] And I'll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook, which I am. You better lawyer up asshole, because I'm not coming back for 30%, I'm coming back for EVERYTHING.

[backs away from Mark slowly, still looking at him]

Gretchen: What was Mr. Zuckerberg's ownership share diluted down to?

Eduardo Saverin: It wasn't.

Gretchen: What was Dustin Moskovitz's ownership share diluted down to?

Eduardo Saverin: It wasn't.

Gretchen: What was Sean Parker's ownership share diluted down to?

Eduardo Saverin: It wasn't.

Gretchen: What was Peter Thiel's ownership share diluted down to?

Eduardo Saverin: It wasn't.

Gretchen: And what was your ownership share diluted down to?

Eduardo Saverin: .03 percent.

Eduardo Saverin: Mark!

Sean Parker: He's wired in.

Eduardo Saverin: I'm sorry?

Sean Parker: He's wired in.

Eduardo Saverin: [picks up marks computer and smashes it on the ground] What about now? Are you wired in now?

Sean Parker: You think you know me, don't you?

Eduardo Saverin: I've read enough.

Sean Parker: You know how much I've read about you?

[whispers]

Sean Parker: Nothing.

Sean Parker: Hang on. Almost forgot.

[holds a check in front of Eduardo]

Sean Parker: Here's your $19,000. I wouldn't cash it, though. I drew it on the account you froze.

[Eduardo goes to hit Sean; Sean cowers]

Eduardo Saverin: [Eduardo pulls back, his eyes wet, but staring to smile] I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.

[walks out, escorted by two security guards]

Eduardo Saverin: [Answering a call from Mark on his cell phone] Yeah?

Mark Zuckerberg: You froze our account?

Eduardo Saverin: I did.

Mark Zuckerberg: You froze the account!

Eduardo Saverin: I had to get your attention Mark.

Mark Zuckerberg: Do you realize that you jeopardized the entire company? Do you realize that your actions could have permanently destroyed everything I've been working on?

Eduardo Saverin: WE have been working on!

Mark Zuckerberg: [speaking frantically, almost hysterical] Without money the site can't function. Okay, let me tell you the difference between Facebook and everyone else, we don't crash EVER! If those servers are down for even a day, our entire reputation is irreversibly destroyed! Users are fickle, Friendster has proved that. Even a few people leaving would reverberate through the entire userbase. The users are interconnected, that is the whole point. College kids are online because their friends are online, and if one domino goes, the other dominos go, don't you get that? I am not going back to the Caribbean Night at AEPi!

Eduardo Saverin: Mark. Mark!

Sean Parker: He's wired in.

Eduardo Saverin: Sorry?

Sean Parker: He's wired in.

Eduardo Saverin: Is he?

Sean Parker: Yes.

[takes Mark's laptop and smashes it down on the desk, destroying it]

Eduardo Saverin: How about now? You still wired in?

Sean Parker: Call security.

Eduardo Saverin: You issued 24 million new shares of stock.

Mark Zuckerberg: You were told that if new investors came along...

Eduardo Saverin: How much were your shares diluted?

[points to Sean]

Eduardo Saverin: How much were his?

Christy: When did you get back?

Eduardo Saverin: I got back this afternoon.

Christy: And when were you going to call me?

Eduardo Saverin: Chris, it was kind of a rough trip and I was tired and...

Christy: Or answer one of my 47 texts? Did you know I sent 47 texts?

Eduardo Saverin: I did, and I thought that was incredibly normal behavior.

Eduardo Saverin: Open your present. It's a silk scarf.

Christy: Have you EVER seen me wear a scarf?

Eduardo Saverin: This will be your first.

Eduardo Saverin: Hey, Mark.

Mark Zuckerberg: Wardo.

Eduardo Saverin: You and Erica split up.

Mark Zuckerberg: [confused] How did you know that?

Eduardo Saverin: It's on your blog.

Mark Zuckerberg: Yeah.

Eduardo Saverin: Are you all right?

Mark Zuckerberg: I need you.

Eduardo Saverin: I'm here for you.

Mark Zuckerberg: No, I need the algorithm you used to rank chess players.

Eduardo Saverin: Are you OK?

Mark Zuckerberg: We're ranking girls.

Christy: You're asking me to believe that the CFO of Facebook doesn't know how to change his relationship status on Facebook?

Eduardo Saverin: It's a little embarrassing so you should take it as a sign of trust that I would tell you that.

Eduardo Saverin: They're saying, the Winklevoss twins are saying that you stole their idea.

Mark Zuckerberg: I find that to be a little more than mildly annoying.

Eduardo Saverin: Oh? Well, they find it to be intellectual property theft. Why didn't you show this to me?

Mark Zuckerberg: [flippantly] It was addressed to me.

Eduardo Saverin: They're saying that we stole theFaceBook from Divya Narendera and the Winklevosses.

Mark Zuckerberg: [trying to grab the letter out of Eduardo's hands] I know what it says!

Eduardo Saverin: Did we?

Mark Zuckerberg: Did we what?

Eduardo Saverin: Don't screw around with me now. Look at me!

Mark Zuckerberg: [Mark begrudgingly looks up at him]

Eduardo Saverin: The letter says we could face legal action.

Mark Zuckerberg: No, it says I could face legal action.

Eduardo Saverin: This is from a lawyer Mark, they must feel they have some grounds.

Mark Zuckerberg: The lawyer is their father's house council!

Eduardo Saverin: Do they have grounds?

Mark Zuckerberg: The grounds are our thing is cool and popular and HarvardConnection is lame! Wardo, I didn't use any of their code, I promise. I didn't use anything! Look, a guy who builds a nice chair doesn't owe money to everyone who ever has built a chair, okay? They came to me with an idea, I had a better one.

Eduardo Saverin: Why didn't you show me this letter?

Mark Zuckerberg: I didn't think it was a big deal.

Eduardo Saverin: [sighs before sitting down beside Mark] Okay, if there's something wrong. If there's ever anything wrong, you can tell me, I'm the guy that wants to help. This is OUR thing. Now, is there ANYTHING that you need to tell me?

Mark Zuckerberg: [very pointedly] No.

Sean Parker: And that's where you're headed, a billion dollar valuation. Unless you take bad advice, in which case you may as well have come up with a chain of very successful yogurt shops. When you go fishing you can catch a lot of fish, or you can catch a big fish. You ever walk into a guy's den and see a picture of him standing next to fourteen trout?

Christy: No, he's holding a three-thousand-pound marlin.

Sean Parker: Yup!

Mark Zuckerberg: That's a good analogy.

Eduardo Saverin: Okay, but we all know that marlins don't really weigh three-thousand pounds, right?

Christy: Have you seen the big ones up close?

Eduardo Saverin: No I haven't, but I really don't think the guy's holding a marlin the size of a Range Rover. That would be a really big fish and a very strong guy.

Christy: You think we might be getting away from the point?

Mark Zuckerberg: [impressed with the meeting with Sean Parker] Shit!

Eduardo Saverin: [a moment later, exasperated] Yeah.

Mark Zuckerberg: So how's it going? How's the internship? How's Christy?

Eduardo Saverin: How's the internship?

Mark Zuckerberg: Yeah.

Eduardo Saverin: Mark... Jesus... I quit the internship. We talked about this on the phone. I quit on my first day.

Mark Zuckerberg: I do remember you saying that. So how is Christy?

Eduardo Saverin: Christy's crazy.

Mark Zuckerberg: Is that fun?

Eduardo Saverin: No. I mean, she's actually psychotic. She's insanely jealous, she's irrational, and I'm frightened of her.

Mark Zuckerberg: Still, it's nice you have a girlfriend.

Eduardo Saverin: I do not want that guy representing himself as part of this company.

Mark Zuckerberg: You gotta move out here, Wardo, this is where it's all happening.

Eduardo Saverin: Did you hear what I just said?

Mark Zuckerberg: The connections, the energy...

Eduardo Saverin: Mark, you got...

Mark Zuckerberg: I'm afraid if you don't come out here, you're gonna get left behind. I want... I need you out here. Please don't tell him I said that.

Eduardo Saverin: What did you just say?

Mark Zuckerberg: It's moving faster than any of us ever imagined it would. It's moving fast...

Eduardo Saverin: What did you mean?

Mark Zuckerberg: ...and Sean thinks we have...

Eduardo Saverin: Sean is not part of this company.

Mark Zuckerberg: We have over 300,000 members, Wardo, and we're in 160 schools, including five in Europe.

Eduardo Saverin: I'm aware of that! Mark, I am the CFO!

Mark Zuckerberg: We need more servers than I ever expected we'd need. We need more programmers and we need more money, and he set up the Thiel meeting. He set up meetings all over town.

Eduardo Saverin: He set up other meetings?

Mark Zuckerberg: Yes.

Eduardo Saverin: Without me knowing anything about it.

Mark Zuckerberg: You're in New York.

Eduardo Saverin: I'm in New York riding subways 14 hours a day, trying to find advertisers!

Mark Zuckerberg: And how's it going so far?

Eduardo Saverin: [stares at Mark in silence] What did you mean, "get left behind"?

Sean Parker: You don't even know what the thing is yet. How big it can get, how far it can go. This is no time to take your chips down. A million dollars isn't cool, you know what's cool?

Eduardo Saverin: [Sarcastically] You?

Sean Parker: [the scene shifts back to the deposition room] A billion dollars.

Eduardo Saverin: Don't fish eat other fish? The marlins and the trout!

Gage: 39 days after the initial meeting with my clients and Mr. Zuckerberg still hadn't completed work on HarvardConnection. But, on January 1st, 2004, Mr. Zuckerberg registered the domain name "theFacebook" by, uh, Network Solutions. To the best of your knowledge, had he even begun work on HarvardConnection?

Eduardo Saverin: Not to my knowledge. No.

Eduardo Saverin: [to Mark, discussing the newspaper article accusing Eduardo of animal cruelty] This is absurd. I'm being accused of animal cruelty, it's better to be accused of necrophilia.

Mark Zuckerberg: [sardonically] It *IS* better to be accused of necrophilia.

Eduardo Saverin: A psychiatrist would have said he was paranoid.