Truck Driver Quotes in The Terminator (1984)

[first lines]

[the garbage truck's engine stops]

Truck Driver: What the hell? Goddamn son of a bitch...

[a huge wave has pushed Dean into the middle of a nearby road]

Truck Driver: Hey!

Dean McCoppin: Yeah?

Truck Driver: You're right in the middle of the road!

Dean McCoppin: YEAH?

Truck Driver: All right.

[drives off]

Dean McCoppin: I think that's enough fun for one day.

Roark: [Roark ordered 200 "K-rails" ]

[freeway dividers]

Roark: to redirect the lava. Trucks arrive with only 82]Where's the rest of 'em?

Truck driver: What "rest of 'em?" This is it!

Lt. Fox: Hey, there only about eighty here!

Truck driver: Eighty-two; everything else is stuck on the 5 and the 10.

Lt. Fox: We're trying to keep the city in one piece, pinhead. Eighty rails ain't gonna do it!

Truck driver: So what are you blaming me for?

Lt. Fox: CONVENIENCE, OK?

Truck Driver: Go on home before yuh see an elephant pushin' a baby carriage!

[last lines]

Truck Driver: I never saw either of you... you never saw me!

Truck Driver: [sees Cruella driving like a maniac] Hey, lady! What in thunder are you tryin' to do? Crazy woman driver!

Truck Driver: What are you doing here?

Oscar the Grouch: A very brief cameo.

Truck Driver: Me too.

Big Bird: [to a truck of turkeys] Hey, fellas, can you give me a lift? Talk to who?

[turns to see a man loading another crate of turkeys into the truck]

Big Bird: Oh, say, you must be the driver.

Truck Driver: Well, what can I do for you, big fella?

Big Bird: Well, do you have room for just one more?

Truck Driver: I don't take no riders. This here's a turkey truck.

Big Bird: Oh well.

[Then a thought hits him]

Big Bird: But my friend Oscar always says that I'm a big turkey!

Truck Driver: Well, I don't guess I can argue with that. Hop in.

Truck Driver: So you are the bird on the run.

Big Bird: Oh, yeah, and I can't wait to get back to my real home on Sesame Street. I figure I can walk back there in, oh, about three hours.

Truck Driver: Three hours?

[shakes his head]

Truck Driver: More like three weeks, buddy.

Big Bird: Three weeks? Oh, no. I'll never get home!

Truck Driver: Sure, you will. You've just got to keep going. Pick up your feet and follow your beak.

Angie: Sock it to me!

Teddy: Sock it to you?

Angie: Root me stupid! Fuck me dry!

Teddy: Root you stupid! Fuck you dry!

Truck Driver: Arggh, give her the pork sauce!

Scott: Let me handle this, I speak better German. Hello!

Truck Driver: Hello!

Scott: [in German] My German is ill, but I can understand on you if the speaking is slowly.

Truck Driver: [in German] German! I have been driving for 14 hours straight and I haven't slept in three days and I am wired on schnapps, benzedrine, and those little chocolate covered peanuts.

Cooper: What did he say?

Scott: He said he's driving, something...

Scott: [in German] Do you know where is Berlin?

Truck Driver: [in German] Berlin? Yes, I know it well. I stabbed a woman in a bar in Berlin. But I am going nowhere near Berlin.

Scott: Berlin!

Truck Driver: [in German] Berlin! I also sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin.

Scott: He's going to Berlin.

Jamie: Awesome.

Truck Driver: [in German] Nowhere near Berlin.

Scott: All right, come on, let's go.

[the group get in the back of the truck]

Truck Driver: [to self, in German] I'll drive this truck off a cliff before I ever go back to Berlin.

[first lines]

Truck Driver: That way is Proctor, and over here is the moors. I go this way.

Jack: Thanks for the ride, sir. You have lovely sheep.

Truck Driver: Boys, keep off the moors, stick to the roads. The best to ya...

David: Thanks again.

[then to the sheep]

David: We'll miss you.

David: Bye girls...

Truck Driver: [shouts] Ya dumb broad!

Driving instructor: All right, Stephanie, gently extend your arm. Extend your middle finger. Very good. Well done.

Truck Driver: You know what? You shouldn't smoke.

Alvin: Yeah, I know, it's bad for ya.

Truck Driver: No, I mean *you* shouldn't smoke. You look stupid.

[last lines]

Alvin: If there was a woman in that truck - I'm not saying that there is - but if there was, would you be good to her?

Truck Driver: HUH?

Alvin: Would you be good to her? Would you make sure that everything is okay?

Truck Driver: You better believe it.

[drives away]

Truck Driver: Well, let me give you a little advice. Never sleep with the same woman more than three times in a row, no matter how good it is. Otherwise, ya start to develop feelings. Feelings. That's how you feel.

Truck Driver: Now look here, buddy. If there'd have been a lady in my truck, I'd hold on tight. I wouldn't let her go.

Truck Driver: Wait a minute, wait a minute... You mean to tell me that she is part of this family? This has got to be a plot against the chickens of America!

Libby: [cursing in Spanish] ... and your father too, you shitheel!

Truck Driver: Spanish?

Libby: No, Jew, but in Brooklyn first we learn Spanish then English

Truck Driver: [Henry and Tommy just boosted a rig] Hey, you got a phone? Two niggers just stole my truck. You believe that shit, huh? You fuckin' believe that?

Truck Driver: [points gun at Michael's head] Does that tickle? 'Cause it won't if I pull the trigger! What the hell are you doing on my truck?

Michael Williams: Sorry boss, I didn't mean to scare 'ya.

Truck Driver: [Smiles and points the gun closer] Do I look scared to you? What the hell are you doing on my truck?

Michael Williams: I was just trying to ditch my old lady.

Truck Driver: You were WHAT?

Michael Williams: Yeah, she caught me in the barn, and I wasn't supposed to be there, and she started sproutin' horns and shit.

Truck Driver: Bullshit. Bullshit.

[cocks gun and smiles]

Truck Driver: Look at that uncontrolled response to bullshit. I hate it when that happens!

Michael Williams: Yeah, I don't like it either, but I had to get the hell out of there.

Truck Driver: So you just climbed up on my truck?

Michael Williams: Yeah.

Truck Driver: That's kind of stupid, isn't it?

Michael Williams: Yeah, well, you haven't met my wife. She's spooky.

Truck Driver: Yeah? Yeah? You're lying to me. Get off my truck. Come on, get off.

[truck driver goes back inside his vehicle and offers Michael a lift]

Michael Williams: [Michael climbs off the truck] Oh, man.

Kevin 'kid' Collins: Uh, how about a ride?

Truck Driver: Sorry. Company says no riders.

Kevin 'kid' Collins: I could ride in the back. Just til daylight. We'll probably run right into that darn crazy Jack Billingsley!

[last lines]

Truck Driver: So where are you going?

Danila: Moscow.

Truck Driver: [to Colleen Miller] Nobody gets tricky with me. You understand that, Lady? Nobody gets tricky with me.

Stranger Lady: Lewellen, I'm sorry. I just... I had some things I had to tend to back at home.

Lewellen: [mimicking her] Oh, I just had such busy, busy things to do. I just forgot all about 'em, plumb forgot. Silly me.

Stranger Lady: I'm sorry. I shouldna said that about your daddy, that he was gonna leave with me. He didn't say that.

Lewellen: Oh, I've known your daddy for a long, long time. He's always comin' back. I didn't just meet your daddy at some local bar like I did this man towin' my car. I've known him for a long time. Oh, rescue me! Please rescue me! I'm a sinner! I'm a liar and a sinner! Please rescue me!

Truck Driver: You know this kid?

Stranger Lady: No.

Lewellen: You promised me you'd take me with you.

Truck Driver: Get away from the truck, kid.

Truck Driver: Ah, fuckin' graduation day. They make a big deal out of it, like it was somethin' special or somethin'.

Truck Driver: [sees Ben pouring hot liquid] Hot chocolate?

Ben: Hot coffee.