Car Thief Quotes in The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

Spider-Man: Ahem. You know, in the future, if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief, man.

Car Thief: Who are you? Are you a cop?

Spider-Man: Really? You seriously think I'm a cop? Cop in a skin-tight red and blue suit?

Spider-Man: Is that a knife? Is that a real knife?

Car Thief: Yes, it's a real knife.

Spider-Man: My weakness. Small knives. Anything but knives!

Car Thief: If you're going to kill me at least tell me who it is that's going to send me to God. Tell me!

Jerry: Look, I'm not going to kill you. But I am going to have to shoot you.

Car Thief: But why, sir? Why?

Jerry: Why? Why? Because you stole from me and you know about the pistol and you're just gonna steal again and I can't have you coming back in the situation like a fly in the ointment.

Car Thief: No, I won't be a fly! You'll never see me again.

Jerry: Look, you're getting shot and that's it. It will take you time to get to the next town especially if you're limping.

Car Thief: Wait! Wait! What? Limping? Can't you just tie me up some more? I mean, fuck, you shoot me? Tie me!

Jerry: Yeah. I don't have a rope.

Car Thief: So you shoot me?

Jerry: It's the American way.

[first lines]

David Owen: See this guy? I know this guy. He's a car thief. He knows that most car alarms operate by a simple electric sensor. Jiggle the door, you complete a circuit, and trigger the siren.

Car Thief: I've been stealing cars since I was 14, and the truth is, alarms make my job easier not harder. Say somebody is walking by and sees me fiddling with the ignition.

Car Thief: [in car with alarm going off] So sorry ma'am. These stupid alarms, ya know?

Car Thief: Ya know it's funny, the alarm right in your ear can drive you crazy. But from further away it can sound kinda nice... sort of plaintive.