Store Clerk Quotes in The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)


Store Clerk Quotes:

  • Store Clerk: Somebody stop that guy! Hey, kid, a little help.

    Peter Parker: Not my policy.

  • [Mike, Marcus, and Julie start arguing, nobody paying attention to his gun; Julie just walks out]

    Store Clerk: Hey, freeze bitch!

    Mike Lowrey: [as he points the gun her way, in a flash Mike and Marcus stop arguing and point their guns at his head] YOU freeze, bitch!

    Store Clerk: Oh shit, I'm fucked.

    Mike Lowrey: Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.

    Marcus Burnett: And some Skittles.

  • Store Clerk: Freeze mother bitches.

  • Store Clerk: [pointing gun at Mike] I blow you!

    [points gun at Marcus]

    Store Clerk: And I blow you!

    Marcus Burnett: Blow me? What the fuck? Naw, naw.

  • Marcus Burnett: [to Mike] I'm not understanding, I - I really don't.

    Store Clerk: [pointing gun at Marcus] Shut up!

    Marcus Burnett: I mean, do you just attract violence?

  • Mike Lowrey: [to store clerk, who is pointing a gun at Mike] I'm gonna reach for my badge, ok?

    Store Clerk: Badges? Do you want badges motherbitch? I give you badges! 99 cents each.

    [throws some badges at Mike]

    Store Clerk: I sell you some.

  • Thelma: [seen on surveillance video of Thelma robbing the store as watched by Hal, Max, and Darryl] Good mornin' ladies and gentlemen. This is a robbery. Now, if nobody loses their head, nobody will lose their head. Simon says y'all lie down on the floor, please, right away. Thank you. Ma'am, would you get down? Not you, sir. Let's see who'll win a prize for keepin' their cool. Sir, will you do the honors? Take all the cash out of the drawer, put it in a paper bag.

    Store clerk: Yes ma'am.

    Thelma: You're gonna have an amazing story to tell your friends. If not, you'll have a tag on your toe. You decide. Hurry up. Let's go. Ma'am, would you be quiet? Sir, get down, please. Thank you. Just stay there. Just get real comfortable. Hey, uh, throw in some bottles of Wild Turkey, too, will you?

    Store clerk: Yes ma'am.

    Thelma: Thank you. Now, you get down, too.

    Store clerk: Yes ma'am.

    Thelma: Ladies and gentlemen, I want to thank you all for your cooperation. Now, stay down on the floor 'til I'm gone and have a good day.

  • Store clerk: How about those Bears?

    Henry: Fuck the Bears.

  • Store Clerk: [breaking up fight between Mr. Elroy and another customer over a box of Shredded Wheat] Gentlemen, please!

    Shredded Wheat Man: [grabbing the box] That's my Shredded Wheat!

    Mr. Elroy: Is there any more in back?

    Store Clerk: There's no more Shredded Wheat in back. There's no more Shredded Wheat in the entire Keys, and one of you will have to go to the Atomic Destruction with no damn Shredded Wheat!

  • Store clerk: What do you want, Kolya?

    Kolya: Vodka, what else?

  • [Joan is buying items in an antique shop]

    Store Clerk: So, you're a witch?

    Joan: Huh?

    Store Clerk: Chalice, herbals, knives, they're all witches' tools, you know.

    Joan: Oh, I'm just interested in it.

    Store Clerk: You're kidding! I mean, I was just kidding.

    Joan: Well, I'm just interested in it.

    Store Clerk: Hey, that is really great.

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