Desk Sergeant Quotes in The Terminator (1984)
Desk Sergeant Quotes:
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The Terminator: [while wearing sunglasses] I'm a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told she was here. Could I see her please?
Desk Sergeant: No, you can't see her she's making a statement.
The Terminator: Where is she?
Desk Sergeant: [uses his pencil to point to the bench] Look, it may take a while. Want to wait? There's a bench over there.
[points to bench]
The Terminator: [looks around, examining the structural integrity of the room, then looks back at him] I'll be back!
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Desk Sergeant: [on seeing a boat in the middle of the street and Superman flying off] Mooney, first bottle's on me, let me get my hat.
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Desk sergeant: Turn that thing off.
[points at the guys radio]
guy with radio: [without pausing] I'm listening to the weather report - why haven't you found my dog - he's vital to my income - he paints such marvelous pictures with his paws!
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Desk Sergeant: We need an emergency service unit at The Roosevelt, 45th and Madison. Shut down the block, we got a man on a ledge.
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Desk sergeant: Matt believed in the old saying "Shoot first, ask questions later."
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Desk sergeant: They don't make cops like him anymore. He was one of a kind.
Frank McCrae: He still is.
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Desk Sergeant: Calling all cars. Calling all cars. Be on the look out for... now listen to this: Dangerously and accomplices dressed as nuns driving a sedan covered with... oh you'll love this... duckies and bunnies.
Desk Sergeant: Calling all cars. Calling all cars. Come to Dooley's bar and grill. I'm buyin'.
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Greta: He lays me then busts me.
Mitchell: Well, she asked me to.
Desk Sergeant: What, lay her or bust her?
Mitchell: Both!
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Desk Sergeant: Before you go any further, pal, I gotta tell ya it's cash up front. A thousand bucks a day for a full investigation, another thou' if the assailant is caught. Do you understand?
Harry Canyon: Yeah. Hey, here's a dollar. Thanks for nothin'.
Desk Sergeant: Think you can do better?... Punk.
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Desk sergeant: [referring to Serpico's moustache] You look like an asshole with dentures.
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Gomez: [shouting] I demand justice! Someone has married my brother!
Desk sergeant: [sarcastically] No!
Gomez: She took him to Hawaii!
Desk sergeant: [cynically] Get outta here!
Gomez: They have moved into a large, expensive home, where they make love *constantly*!
Desk sergeant: I hate when that happens.
Gomez: Arrest her at once, without delay!
Desk sergeant: Who?
Gomez: Debbie. My brother's wife, the temptress of Waikiki!
Desk sergeant: Who are you? What are you? Who moved the rock?
Gomez: Officer, you must issue a subpoena. I believe they own...
Morticia: Gomez, NO!
Gomez: [shouting] A Buick!
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[at the police station after asking to arrest Debbie]
Gomez: [shouting] Has the planet gone mad? My brother, passion's hostage. I seek justice - denied! I shall not submit! I shall conquer! I shall rise! My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil!
[Grandma waves Pubert in the air]
Gomez: I have seen horror!
[Lurch waves]
Gomez: I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul!
Morticia: They're at camp.
Gomez: I have seen all this, officer. But until today, I had never seen... *you*!
Desk sergeant: Hook him, book him, cook him. *Now*!
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Desk Sergeant: [when the E.L.F.S. arrive to the police station to bust out Santa] Go home, kids. Visiting hours are over.
E.L.F.S. Leader: We're not kids, and we're not visiting.
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Desk Sergeant: You better take his picture while he still has a face.
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Desk Sergeant: What's your name?
Stanley: Stanley Laurel.
Desk Sergeant: Say "sir" when you're addressing me. Now what's your name?
Stanley: Sir Stanley Laurel. Ffffff!
Oliver: He can't help that sir, Its a loose tooth, sir.
Desk Sergeant: Yeah, well, we'll be seein' to that. What's your name?
Oliver: Oliver Norvell Hardy, sir.
Desk Sergeant: [Looking over his paperwork] A couple of beer barons, eh?
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Slim: Hi, I have a friend whose husband beats her up.
Desk Sergeant: She should come in here and file a complaint. If there's physical evidence of the abuse on her part, we'll come out and arrest him.
Slim: And if he has money, he can bail himself out, right?
Desk Sergeant: That's correct.
Slim: And then he's free 'til it goes to trial?
Desk Sergeant: If it goes to trial. It's up to the district attorney whether to prosecute.
Slim: So... she comes in here, has him arrested, and... pisses him off, and there's no guarantee that he won't come after her?
Desk Sergeant: She could get a restraining order.
Slim: What's that? A little piece of paper that says he can't come around?
Desk Sergeant: [nods]
Slim: And when he comes around... what does she do? Throw it at him?
Desk Sergeant: She calls us.
Slim: [pauses] And what about the kid? Is the paper good for the kid, too?
Desk Sergeant: [looks concerned] There's a child involved?
Slim: Yeah.
Desk Sergeant: Well that's a matter for the family courts to decide, but unless she can prove he's a danger to the child, she cannot legally bar him access...
Slim: [walks out]
Desk Sergeant: ...Miss... Miss!
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Howie: [sitting in police station waiting room] What if no one comes for me?
Desk Sergeant: [distracted] What?
Howie: What if no one comes for me?
Desk Sergeant: [smirks] I guess we'll have to put you in jail then.
[chuckles]
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Desk Sergeant: [indicating Howie] Oh, this one's yours, huh?
Big John Harrigan: Don't wish that on me, it's my sister's kid, my nephew.
Desk Sergeant: Ah, man, if I'd have known we could have done something.
Big John Harrigan: Ah, that's alright, this kid's squeeky clean. Did they question him?
Desk Sergeant: No, not yet. They tried to contact the parents, but you can take him, you know.
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Lt. John 'Mac' McCowsky: [Watching the sergeant's solitaire game] Hey, you're cheatin'! You've got a black queen on a black king!
Desk Sergeant: What are you kickin' about? They don't seem to mind.
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Desk sergeant: You mean to say you got no identification at all?
Jack Burns: That's right.
Desk sergeant: No draft card, no social security, no discharge? No insurance, no driver's license, no nothing?
Jack Burns: No nothing.
Desk sergeant: Look, cowboy, you can't go around with no identication. It's against the law. How are people going to know who you are?
Jack Burns: I don't need a card to figure out who I am. I already know.
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Desk Sergeant: Your pen, Doctor Hassler.
Doctor Hassler: Sorry, Sergeant.
[removes pen from pocket and hands to sergeant]
Doctor Hassler: (joking) Now my plan is ruined. You see, this is not a pen at all. It's a "secret camera".
Desk Sergeant: Better luck next time, Doctor.
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