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Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered. -- Bob Barker
If you want to realize yourselves all your pet illusions must be unmasked. -- Mina Loy
May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense. -- Christopher Moore
I'm your pet tell me what to do Girl I'm good in my heart I'm real -- Ginuwine
When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be. -- Natalie Portman
And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs, or, at the very least, listen to Bob Barker and have your pet spayed or neutered. -- Justin Chambers
Taking responsibility and having faith in your own judgment will help you make good choices and decisions at the end of your pet's life. -- Jon Katz
You are as eloquent as ever, Mat," Egwene said dryly. "Do you still have your pet fox?" "I do," Mat said. "He's snuggled up nice and warm. -- Robert Jordan
All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn't your pet -- it's your kid. It grows up and talks back to you. -- Joss Whedon
Repeatedly place your pet opinions and prejudices before God. He will surprise you by showing you that the best of them need refining and some the purification of destruction. -- Charles Brent
Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile things. It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out - it's the grain of sand in your shoe. -- Robert W. Service
If you feel that Heavenly Father is not listening to your petitions, ask yourself if you are listening to the cries of the poor, the sick, the hungry, and the afflicted all around you. -- Joseph B. Wirthlin
That special bond you think you have with your pet is imaginary. As long as it has food and water, you could get hit by a train tomorrow, and your pet wouldn't think anything of it. -- Scott Dikkers
It is fun to think about your pet moonlighting as a water delivery man, or a bouncer at a bar. Thinking about your dog out in the world, instead of laying on your bed when you leave, is really fun. -- Eric Stonestreet
Do not waste time dreaming of great faraway opportunities; do the best you can where you are. Open your petals of power and beauty and fling out the fragrance of your life in the place that has been assigned to you. -- Orison Swett Marden
Women if you want to realise yourselves - you are on the eve of a devastating psychological upheaval - all your pet illusions must be unmasked - the lies of centuries have got to go - are you prepared for the Wrench? -- Mina Loy
If you're trying to cut down the distance travelled from the farm to your plate, it makes sense to do the same for your pet. If we all shifted our bias towards sustainable pet food, we would be helping more than just our faithful friends. -- Sheherazade Goldsmith
New Rule: If you're one of the one-in-three married women who say your pet is a better listener than your husband, you talk too much. And I have some bad news for you: Your dog's not listening, either; he's waiting for food to fall out of your mouth. -- Bill Maher
This principle applies to your family pet, for instance, which I believe are wonderful because they put you into a great emotional state. When you feel love for your pet, that's a great state of love that's going to bring goodness into your life, what a gift that is. -- James Arthur Ray
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In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination. -- David Harsanyi
Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business. -- Shelley Morrison
One of my biggest pet peeves is well-dressed designers. If you spend that much time thinking about your own clothes, you're not spending enough time thinking about what you're designing. -- Joseph Altuzarra
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Fans believe they have a relationship with you, either through your TV character or, more reasonably, through the tweets you may have exchanged. In a way, you have gotten to know them. You learn about people's kids, families, pets. -- Gina Bellman
What happens when you take a lion out of the safari and try to take him to your place of residence and make him a house pet? It ain't going to happen. That's the type of person that I am. I'm that lion. -- Cam Newton
My campaign is about getting pets to be more active, and exercise with your animal is a great way for people to exercise. When you're out with your pet, it becomes fun. You don't think of it as a chore. For me, taking my dog out for a walk is very relaxing. -- Misty May-Treanor
Humans should always exercise and watch what they eat. So with your pet, make sure they get enough exercise, make sure they're getting fed at the same time every day and getting the nutrition they need. And make sure they get a lot of love and attention you both need. That's why you have them! -- Alison Sweeney
It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That's why it's a wonderful thing to get your pet microchipped and registered with your contact information because then they can be located and the owners can track where their pets are. -- Betty White
Our pets rely on us entirely for their nutrition. So if you're making your own judgments, that could lead to a mistake. At the same time, we have more control over our pet's diet than we do with our children or with ourselves, so your vet can tell you what is appropriate for your dog and you can assign them that. -- Alison Sweeney
I do have the most adorable little Chihuahua mix. I adopted him about 3 1/2 years ago from Much Love pet adoption, and he has been the love of my life ever since. His name is Beau, or as my sister and I like to call him ' mushy mush' because he truly is just a pile of loving mush that just melts in your arms. -- Torrey DeVitto
I think you can totally be a totally normal kid from the suburbs of Chicago and go off and play shows. It's one of those things that when you go home, you're still the nerd you were when you left, and your parents still get to yell at you about cleaning up your room, and your girlfriend still drags you to the pet store. -- Patrick Stump
Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop? -- Henny Youngman
Your pet is not your friend. It is your hostage. -- Scott Dikkers
Don't try to skin your rabbit and keep it as a pet too. -- Joe R. Lansdale
Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting. -- Emmy Rossum
Sweetheart, all men are animals. Feed us, pet us, and use a firm hand, and we'll worship at your feet. -- Lora Leigh
I had a dream about you starting a pet store. You didn't have any customers yet, and I was your guinea pig. -- Ryan Lilly
My best advice for someone considering adopting a pet is to take the time to really consider your lifestyle, home environment and personal preferences. -- Elizabeth Holmes
Having a dog or cat will open your heart. Reading a book will open your mind. Having both a pet and a book... absolute heaven. -- Mark Rubinstein
Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise. -- Dana Gould
They say it's good to let your grudges go, but I don't know, I'm quite fond of my grudge. I tend it like a little pet. -- Liane Moriarty

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