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My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all. -- Robbie Amell
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. -- Dane Cook
After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man. -- Linda Kozlowski
That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife. -- Moby
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower. -- Daniel Tosh
I don't necessarily like wearing lipstick; I just think it's funny to do. I think the darker the better, but it's whatever my girlfriend Kiera has in her purse. -- Mac DeMarco
See, I don't really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I've had have come after me. So it's really funny when girls get offended because I don't hit on them. -- Kellan Lutz
I'm like the master of ceremonies being funny, and then sometimes people you're with, girlfriends and stuff, are like, 'God I wish I had the person on stage to be with all the time.' -- Artie Lange
It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear. -- Lori Loughlin
We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny. -- Zach Galifianakis
Eyebrows are really important because they structure the face. In school it was funny because I was always the one walking around with tweezers plucking my girlfriends' eyebrows. I was really good; eyebrow tweezing runs in my family - my mother used to do mine, and I picked it up. -- Rita Ora

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