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I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true. -- Edmund Hillary
It's fun to be able to have a fun palate, and the way I say that, you think about it and it sounds funny, but it's true. -- Joey Fatone
With drama, you know if you're having a true moment, but in comedy, if somebody doesn't laugh, then you know you're not being funny. That's a really fun challenge, and that's what draws me to comedy. -- Brooke Nevin
It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness. -- Danny Boyle
We, as Americans, at least - I mean, I love my country - but we're so self-righteous sometimes, in terms of, like, our nationality, our country. But we're people from somewhere else; the true 'Americans' are the original peoples. It's funny, but we're a very territorial species. -- Peter Dinklage
As an actor you get categorized by other people, but it's not like I arrange myself into comedy mode or serious mode. If it's good writing you just have to play it true - if it's funny, it's funny. But obviously you don't want it to be amusing if you're playing Hedda Gabler! -- Sophie Thompson
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true! That's why I always kill jokes. I'm terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I can't get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. -- David Mitchell
Sometimes, the other characters are too normal and then you start to be brought back to reality but then Luna shows up and she is just so funny and cool and honest and slightly mad and she's all that matters. She is 100% true. She puts on no shows, because she is so comfortable with herself. -- Evanna Lynch
Some of my friends say that I only talk about myself. But it is funny: my house is covered in art but with nothing of my own, and when I'm working, I'm only thinking about what the client wants. So I don't see it that way, but maybe it's true. I mean, they are my friends. -- Mario Testino
It's funny because I think, as a general rule, that people seem to think that if you do lots of different things over the course of, like, a timeline, it means that you kind of disregard what you did before. But that's not true of me. I still genuinely like everything I did as much as I liked it when I released it. -- Dev Hynes
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy. -- Lew Wasserman
In the fashion industry, everything goes retro except the prices. -- Criss Jami
I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees. -- Scott Adams
If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely? -- George Carlin
I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!! -- Eoin Colfer
Somewhere in the crowd was at least one potential friend who'd understand the fundamental value of goofing off. Because if not, how boring would that be? -- Alyson Noel
I am not sure if women are attracted to genius. Can you imagine the wise wizard winning the woman over the gallant swordsman? It seems rather otherworldly in more ways than one. -- Criss Jami
The movies are funny, in one way, because you think of everyone being as beautiful as the dawn, but that isn't true. -- Julian Fellowes
It may be true that artists adopt a flamboyant appearance, but it's also true that people who look funny get stuck with the arts. -- Quentin Crisp
Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. -- Zayn Malik
Nick Offerman is my hero. He just cracks me up. He's so funny, but he's a true actor, too - he's bringing so much when he's onscreen. -- Chris Pratt

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