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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. -- Dane Cook
I think sensitive is the wrong description of me. I'm British, actually, so quite bad at expressing myself in conversation, as any ex-girlfriend will tell you. I'm probably emotionally stunted. -- James Blunt
My ex girlfriend was exquisite, and my current one is quisite. -- Jarod Kintz
My ex girlfriend and I, we had chemistry together. And right after that, we had biology. -- Jarod Kintz
Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hate, his mom will love, and that he will never forget. -- Thoughts of a real man
My ex girlfriend and I go long periods of time without speaking to each other. And in between those extended stretches, we fill the time with silence. -- Jarod Kintz
After they broke up, Renaldo's ex girlfriend said to never again date an older woman. And he wisely listened to her, because his mother only had his best interest in mind. -- Jarod Kintz
When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend -- Jay Leno
I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage. -- Nina Dobrev
All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend. -- Ronnie Wood
I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding! -- Lee Ryan
I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend. -- Demetri Martin
Being alone is scary, but not as scary as feeling alone in a relationship. -- Amelia Earhart
Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again. -- Miranda Lambert
The love I have for my ex-girlfriends will always be there, so I think that's true love. -- Simon Cowell
Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed. -- Aristotle
I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her. -- Tao Lin
I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police. -- James Norton
I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too. -- Brittany Murphy
I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes. -- Dana Gould
I'm not known for having great relationships with ex-girlfriends, but I've been able to continue one with (Gwyneth Paltrow) that's really valuable. -- Ben Affleck
I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him. -- Emo Philips
I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia. -- Demian Bichir
When I was growing up, I said to my ex-girlfriend, 'I will not be successful until everyone in Holland knows my name.' And it worked. -- Afrojack
I'm somebody's ex-wife, and I did things that drove him nuts. And now I'm somebody's girlfriend, for many years, and I've got different things that drive him nuts. -- Nicole Holofcener
My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose was shot off by French soldiers. -- Emo Philips
President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time. It's like running into your ex-girlfriend on vacation. -- David Letterman
All my ex-girlfriends or wives are all kind of great friends and I've never understood somebody who can live with somebody for five or six years and then not like them. -- David Bailey
My ex-girlfriend said to me, 'I'm surprised at how normal you are since you were homeschooled.' But I was only homeschooled because I wanted to be an actor. My parents are both teachers. -- Reece Thompson
The less concerned with aesthetics and usability these friends and family members are, the more easily they navigate sites and applications I can't make head nor hair of. Like the ex-girlfriend who mastered Ebay. -- Jeffrey Zeldman
If you're walking down the street and you smell a scent, it can take you right back to a memorable time in your life, whether it's a moment with an ex-girlfriend or a childhood event. -- Chris Evans
It's fun to branch out a bit. I feel like I've held a lot of tricks up my sleeve for a lot of years, and 'Ex-Girlfriends' is a good way to show another side of me. -- Jennifer Carpenter
For me, I still have feelings for all of my ex-girlfriends. In different parts of my life, I would miss that person. There's something that drew me to that person, and I shared something with them. -- Miles Teller
I don't like when performers rag on their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend in absentia. If they're not there, it just feels rude... I'm never going to say anything personal about myself on stage. That's my new goal. -- David Rees
As far as celebrity, people don't stop me on the street and know who I am. It's more like, 'Doesn't she remind you of so-and-so's ex-girlfriend?' It's always somebody's ex-girlfriend. Somebody ex-girlfriend who's 'crazy.' -- Michaela Watkins
What are you gonna say?" Emma asked. " 'I'm not sure I want you back, but I'm sure I don't want your ex-con ex-girlfriend to have you, either'? Yeah. That'll start this little triangle off on the right foot. -- Rachel Vincent
Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come with a giant warning or disclaimer: IF YOU DATE ME, IT WILL BE IN MY ACT. -- Dane Cook
When you are not missing something, longing for something, you don't really think about it that much. It's like that girlfriend you don't want to have anymore. You don't think about her anymore. Or ex-husband. You just don't. -- Danica Patrick
Most of my ex-girlfriends are still close friends. I guess when you are with someone that long, unless they did something really terrible to you, you remain friends. My real estate business is run by my best friend, who is an ex-girlfriend. -- Ryan Kavanaugh
I don't like vampire movies or zombie movies. I went to see 'I Am Legend' with an ex-girlfriend the other day, and I immediately realised it was a zombie movie! You know what I mean? There are certain rules, and those rules are things that you've seen many times. -- Michel Gondry
I always used to say to my ex-girlfriends that I could never take a good photograph of them, because there was too much of an intimacy between us, but actually the real thing is, if there's a proper intimacy between you... I find it really compelling and exciting - it's quite good foreplay. -- Rankin
For example, you can go on all the pro-life chat rooms and say you're an outraged right-wing voter and that you know that George Bush drove an ex-girlfriend to an abortion clinic and paid for her to get an abortion.Then you go to an anti-immigration website chat room and ask, "What's all this about George Bush proposing amnesty for illegal aliens? -- Moby
I don't think I believe in ghosts, per se. But, my nearest experience was when I went on a weekend away and was in a bar in England, years ago, with an ex-girlfriend. I heard this scratching. I was about to go to bed and I was thinking, 'It's an old ghost.' I could hear this noise, but I couldn't work out where it was coming from. -- Theo James
You're always in my head. -- Coldplay
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -- Oscar Wilde
She don't love me like she say she love. Believe Me -- Drake
I know when that hotline bling That can only mean one thing. -- Drake
Now you say you want it back Now that it's just too late Well could have been easy. -- Taylor Swift
I wish I didn't fall so deep in love with you and now there ain't no way we can be friends. -- Trey Songz
People like you always want back The love they pushed aside But people like me are gone forever When you say goodbye. -- Taylor Swift
Because you treat me like shit I paid for the bed and never even slept in it I paid for that crib I never stepped foot in And now somebody else is eating all the pudding. -- Action Bronson
The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success. -- Andre Bramble
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriendâ??s killerâ?¦ but no one will do it. -- Anthony Jeselnik
My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeetâ?¦oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool. -- Anthony Jeselnik
My ex-girlfriend was exquisite, while my current girlfriend is merely quisite. The ex always makes the past seem more excellent than the present. -- Jarod Kintz
And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who had cried, while my current girlfriend was in jail. So far, it had not been my best day. -- Mark Zero
I've been insane for a long time. An ex-girlfriend of mine once asked, "Is it true that all comedians are depressed?," and I said, "Every one I know is." -- Jason Gann

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