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First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me. -- Gore Vidal
The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement. -- Don Roff
To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement. -- Jessica Simpson
When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak. -- William S. Burroughs
Some women marry houses. It's another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements. -- Anne Sexton
Please do not say magic like you are discussing a bowel movement... Humanity expects the lights, so they are provided. -- Thomm Quackenbush
Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas. -- Howard Stern
To the unwashed public, Joan Collins is a star. But to those who know her, she's a commodity who would sell her own bowel movement. -- Anthony Newley
There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer. -- Robin Williams
I who was a house full of bowel movement, I who was a defaced altar, I who wanted to crawl toward God could not move nor eat bread. -- Anne Sexton
Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement. -- Charles Bukowski
Hemorrhoids can bleed, typically after a bowel movement, producing blood-streaked stool or toilet paper, .. The blood may turn water in the toilet bowl red. However, the amount of blood is usually small, and hemorrhoids rarely lead to severe blood loss or anemia. -- Alfred the Great
I respect so much the work that so many women do but that's just not what I do. I have a job where I advertise yogurt that makes you poop and that people love and people tell me about their bowel movements every day. -- Jamie Lee Curtis
Testing stools for C. diff in patients after they have finished their Flagyl or Vanco for 10 days and after their bowel movements have returned to normal (that is, formed and not watery) is a waste of time and money, and is not helpful to the doctor or patient. -- J. Thomas LaMont

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