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I live in Tuxedo Park, N.Y. and spend time in the West Village, where my wife Elizabeth Cotnoir, a writer-producer and documentary filmmaker, has an office. -- Howard Shore
As many bands as you heard [in New Orleans], that's how many bands you heard playing right. I thought I was in Heaven playing second trumpet in the Tuxedo Brass Band -- and they had some funeral marches that would just touch your heart, they were so beautiful. -- Louis Armstrong
I'm not afraid of the Canadian tuxedo. -- Dan Auerbach
I'm quite a tuxedo junkie, I collect them all year round. -- Zac Posen
Even if I had a tuxedo I wouldn't wear it to school. -- Henry Thomas
You put a tuxedo on me, it's like putting a saddle on a hog. -- Bob Parsons
Having rain on your tuxedo is a pretty good reminder that you're not James Bond. -- Joel Edgerton
I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big. -- Charlie Sheen
Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes? -- George Gobel
In the modern world there's no such thing as formality. A dinner jacket used to mean a tuxedo, you know? -- Noah Emmerich
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes? -- George Gobel
Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes? -- George Gobel
In the evening every man looks the same. Like penguins. Women have a special dress for that event; men, the same tuxedo. -- Roberto Cavalli
Everybody can remember outfits like Celine Dion's backwards Dior tuxedo... these 'worst' dresses become part of pop culture, and we keep referencing them. -- Brad Goreski
Take opera for example - to go to the opera you have to dress up in a tuxedo and pay lots of money. -- Wim Wenders
You're dressed in a tuxedo, you wear a bow tie. A bow tie with a tuxedo is more formal than a straight tie with a tuxedo. -- Bill Nye
I love a woman in a tuxedo, or in a dress, who looks comfortable, relaxed, happy. I'd love to dress Daphne Guinness - she has exactly that attitude. -- Stephane Rolland
Audiences just naturally hate me on screen. I could play a role in a tuxedo, and people would think I was rotten. You can do much more with a villain part. -- Lee Van Cleef
I think the first time I ever wore a tuxedo was when I played at the Talk Of The Town in 1967, because it was a nightclub and that was the thing to do. -- Tom Jones
Getting away from a white or light colored tuxedo shirt is always a little dangerous. Certain staples shouldn't be mixed with. Light pink or blue is not bad, but again, you're just breaking from a classic. -- Paul Feig
Wearing a tuxedo isn't as simple as it sounds. I've been to a lot of award shows in Hollywood over the years and have seen some pretty sad tuxes. It's surprisingly easy to go off the rails. -- Paul Feig
For me, it's all about the Canadian tuxedo, and maybe a bolero. The province I grew up in in Alberta is pretty much the denim capital of Canada. The first premier of Alberta started Grand Western Garment, which Levi's bought later on. -- Mac DeMarco
Once, as an experiment, I travelled around the world with a single suit. Before I left, I went to a tailor in Savile Row and asked him to make me a suit that I could wear in any climate and which I could use as a tuxedo, a dinner jacket, a lounge suit and a blazer. -- George Hamilton
When the idea of 'Chopped' surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy's mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy fellow in a tuxedo was to host, and the losing chef's dish was then fed to the dog! I am not kidding, I saw it! I think it is genius! Twisted, but genius! -- Ted Allen
I wanted to play piano in restaurants in the south of France. I went there on holiday once and I saw this guy playing in an old tuxedo. He was all disheveled, with a whisky glass on the piano. I thought that was the coolest thing. So what's happened to me with 'Twilight' isn't really what I'd planned. -- Robert Pattinson
In my whole life, I've worn black tie three times. I can't tie the knot myself. Once, at the premiere of the opera, I got to La Scala before Domenico, and I was hiding in the corner until he arrived, and I said, 'Quick, you have to tie my tie, please!' Otherwise, I'll wear a tuxedo jacket with jeans and my bling-bling cross. -- Stefano Gabbana
I have a great body, I really do. But I want to be taken seriously as an artist, and wearing anything that shows it off will be a distraction from the music. That's how my signature uniform, my tuxedo, came about. It's classic and timeless. You'll see me in black, white, and a pop of color on my lips. That pop adds a little magic. -- Janelle Monae
I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo. -- Billy Crystal
Maybe they invited me because they know I have a tuxedo -- Kurt Vonnegut
In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody. -- Dean Martin
Chance wore a white tuxedo with tails. On anyone else? Doopy. On him? Yes, please. -- Kathy Reichs
You say I sucked at the Oscars. I was a genius at the Oscars. That was experimental tuxedo sleep art. -- James Franco
Tommy Dorsey would walk up to you if you had a tuxedo on and make sure you didn't have on white socks. -- Louie Bellson
I'm Canadian, so I'm a big fan of the Canadian tuxedo - that's what we call it. I wear it all the time. -- Brad Goreski
...It's like trying to fit an octopus into a pair of tuxedo pants. And not a plain octopus at that, but an octopus that doesn't even exist. -- Arkady Strugatsky
In high school I used to sing in the shower. None of the football players liked it, because they were all naked and I was in a tuxedo. -- Jarod Kintz
I watched It Happened One Night and looked at online pictures and really liked Clark Gable's mustache and hair and the tuxedo. I just really liked that look. -- Evan Peters
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Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo - I enjoy putting one on for special occasions. -- David Mazzucchelli

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