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American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. -- Sue Lawley
That's what you get for ignoring the beauty of Tupperware. -- Nick Harkaway
I found it all about as arousing as a Tupperware party. -- Stephen Fry
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut. -- Jeff Foxworthy
I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware. -- Joan Rivers
Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware? -- J. B. Smoove
Some issues stay fresh every time you open them up. It's like evil magical Tupperware -- it stays fresh forever. -- Laurell K. Hamilton
All these years there had been a Tupperware container of bad language in her head, and now she opened it and all those crisp, crunchy words were fresh and lovely, ready to be used. -- Liane Moriarty
I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them. -- Si Robertson
You can have all this mismatched Tupperware and lids, but you can never get them sealed quite right. That one edge always keeps popping up. It's supposed to fit, but it rarely does. You've gotta try a few lids before you find the one that actually snaps. -- Alyson Hannigan
Facebook has never been merely a social platform. Rather, it exploits our social interactions the way a Tupperware party does. Facebook does not exist to help us make friends, but to turn our network of connections, brand preferences and activities over time - our 'social graphs' - into money for others. -- Douglas Rushkoff
People are using GPS systems to find millions of little hidden objects throughout the world - often as simple as a piece of Tupperware hidden in the woods. You go to a website, you get the latitude and longitude to get the specific location of a certain specific hiding space, and then you go there and see if you can find it. -- Ken Jennings
Capitalism is an organized system to guarantee that greed becomes the primary force of our economic system and allows the few at the top to get very wealthy and has the rest of us riding around thinking we can be that way, too - if we just work hard enough, sell enough Tupperware and Amway products, we can get a pink Cadillac. -- Michael Moore
Can you keep a secret?" "Me and Tupperware, baby. We seal tight. Ain't nothing going to get out. -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
I am someone who puts their takeout or leftovers into the Tupperware and stores it in the refrigerator overnight. -- Jane Krakowski
People aren't tidy creations to be stacked neatly in the Tupperware or poured in premeasured quantities from a box into the Cuisinart with no spills; everybody alive is a lost and disastrous mess." -- Joel Derfner
I've sort of been an anthropologist of modern America, in a non-academic way. Whether it's Marines or Tupperware salesladies, high end audiophiles or bike couriers, I'm fascinated by the hallmarks of the American tribe. -- Hampton Sides
What Tupperware has stood for all these years is the independence of women, allowing women to work from home, earn a living - and that what this Boys & Girls Clubs of America program, the SMART Girls program, is about. -- Brooke Shields

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