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To live is to war with trolls. -- Henrik Ibsen
Don't feed the trolls; nothing fuels them so much. -- Oscar Wilde
Everyone wants to look good in photographs, even us trolls who tell jokes. -- Doug Benson
Trolls are slow in the uptake, and mighty suspicious about anything new to them. -- J. R. R. Tolkien
The lazy blogosphere has given up on journalism and now trolls Twitter for their on-the-record in-depth articles. -- Kurt Sutter
The ego is that ugly little troll that lives underneath the bridge between your mind and your heart. -- Gael Greene
Don't go see the movies, I'm a troll. I think the movie was great, but their biggest mistake was me. -- Jennifer Lawrence
Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever. -- Dane Cook
An abundance of Twitter users believe they can troll and rant with impunity, no matter how debasing or even threatening their 140-character posts pose. -- Jonathan Capehart
I've been trolled lots. But I understand trolls for what they are and I don't let them get to me. They take my bait, so I'm in charge of the discourse. -- Kenneth Goldsmith
The minority who actually loves its work seems to be made up chiefly of the writers, dancers, actors and other artists, most scientists above the technician-troll level, computer freaks, and the righteous dope-dealers of California. -- Robert Anton Wilson
Racism was not a problem on the Discworld, because - what with trolls and dwarfs and so on - speciesism was more interesting. Black and white lived in perfect harmony and ganged up on green. -- Terry Pratchett
Some people we define as trolls are just critics. Sometimes they have a point. And I hear them. But for the ones who comment "I want to kill you in your sleep," I respond to them too. -- Jenny Lawson
My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll dol -- Thom Yorke
I read a bit of the Icelandic sagas. They're fascinating in that they are completely ordinary. The farmer will go off into the hills and fight a troll, and then go back and do ordinary things. It's an odd mix of fantasy and reality. -- Jonathan Stroud
I never troll for material. It simply presents itself, and is always unmistakable. This is why I want to roll my eyes when people interrupt themselves in the middle of some story they're telling me to say, "You know you can't write about this." -- Dani Shapiro
There's not a lot of tolerance for people like me... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this. -- Jon Cryer
The artichoke above all is the vegetable expression of civilised living, of the long view, of increasing delight by anticipation and crescendo. No wonder it was once regarded as an aphrodisiac. It had no place in the troll's world of instant gratification. It makes no appeal to the meat-and-two-veg mentality. -- Jane Grigson
To the trolls on the internet, I want to say: Get your head out of the computer. Go outside and walk around. Look at the people walking next to you. Look at your friends' friends and who they're interacting with. And just understand this is the world we live in. It's okay to like it. -- Michael B. Jordan
Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt. -- J. K. Rowling
...I prefer rain -sometimes I feel sunlight will turn me to stone - perhaps I'm a Troll... -- John Geddes
You can choose to be someone's Angel or choose to be a Troll, either way you will have to deal with the consequences of your actions, good or bad. -- L.M. Fields
'Troll 2' is one of the rare sequels where you don't have to waste time watching the first one, since the films have absolutely nothing to do with one another. -- Eli Roth
Troll 2' is one of the rare sequels where you don't have to waste time watching the first one, since the films have absolutely nothing to do with one another. -- Eli Roth
Trump is an internet troll. -- Ruqaiyyah Waris Maqsood
Trump is an internet troll. -- Ruqaiyyah Waris Maqsood
I troll Instagram, Style.com, Elle.com. -- Gillian Jacobs
I don't really troll the Internet; I'm not young enough. -- Allison Jones
Donald's Trump entire campaign is a self-troll. It's very meta. -- Chrissy Teigen
Fear is the freaky troll under the bridge that leads to achievement. -- Richie Norton
My next climb is going to be a tourist troll in a wheelchair. -- Allen Steck
I'm not a romantic lead. I have sticking-out ears and a little troll nose. -- Russell Tovey
Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS! -- Eoin Colfer
To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. -- Tina Fey
I think you would find almost anyone who stands up for their patent rights has been called a patent troll. -- Nathan Myhrvold
You were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick. -- Terry Pratchett
only to people!' shouted Rincewind. He drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll. -- Terry Pratchett
My feet are like something from another age - prehistoric and troll-like. I keep expecting them to talk, they have that much character. -- Sally Hawkins
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole. -- Frank Zappa
I don't really read what people write about me. Someone gives my novel one star; are they a troll? Are they someone who hates my politics and so has decided to do that? -- Anna Quindlen
Struggling with my finances, nudging toward 50, I sometimes daydream about being happily married to a matching frugaholic husband in a matching Christmas-red tracksuit with matching walkie-talkies as we troll Ralphs, excitedly comparing triple coupons. -- Sandra Tsing Loh

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