Jon Cryer quotes:

To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.

There's not a lot of tolerance for people like me... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.

I can't imagine Jon Cryer performing with the New York Philharmonic isn't one of the signs of apocalypse.

You can't do television shows caring whether or not the network picks you up. You can only do them enjoying the work, because if you're always on pins and needles about whether you'll be picked up, you'll lose your mind. I learned that the hard way.

Sarcasm is lost in print.

I try to save being angry for the really important moments - for special occasions.

If you can find it in you to love how stupid the entertainment industry is, you can have a great career.

Apparently I'm not a pro cyclist.

Nobody in show business can possibly get away with making fun of their boss.

Every time one person gets a piece of information, the likelihood of that information being exposed grows exponentially. It's no longer two people. It's two people squared.

Mostly, I have to say as an actor, to find a character that's been rich enough for 10 seasons of shows... that's very rare.

Actors always have things that they're not thrilled about on a show and have a hobby of bellyaching about those things.