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Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion. -- Rodney Dangerfield
How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days? -- Rafael Benitez
The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.' -- George Lopez
I don't want to just mess with your head. I want to mess with your life.... I want you to miss appointments, burn dinner, skip your homework. I want you to tell your wife to take that moonlight stroll on the beach at Waikiki with the resort tennis pro while you read a few more chapters. -- Stephen King
Husband, when you tell your wife to go for counseling alone (because you think going to see a counselor is a sign you have failed) is like having a car you love overheat and deciding it's not manly to take it to the mechanic. You can keep on driving it but eventually you will ruin the engine. -- Adam Hamilton
Politics is not really different from marriage. You cannot get things done in your relationship if you tell your wife: Look, if you haven't made the bed and if you don't get the food on the table, I will go and just hire someone and you will become irrelevant. That is not how you make a marriage work. -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Tell your wife often how terrific she looks. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do! -- Godfrey
It's all right to tell a wife the brutal truth, but you've got to go sort of easy with your lady-love. -- Zoe Akins
Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine. -- David Ogilvy
And tell your wife whatever you want, but don't make promises you're not going to keep. And don't knock yourself out over it; you didn't invent infidelity. -- Marc Fitten
Before you went to work this morning in the city, did you spend some time with your family? Did you kiss your wife and tell her that she's pretty? -- Mac Davis

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