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I thoroughly enjoy working with kids, whether it's The First Tee or the lesson tee with my grandkids. -- Jack Nicklaus
Ooo, he's snotty. I like him already. (Tee) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Tee your ball high...air offers less resistance than dirt. -- Jack Nicklaus
Patience is a virtue. (Tee) Excuse me, pot, could you not pick on the kettle? (Joe) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Leaving Verses Poems Quotes To say goodbye Isn't a pain Unless you're never going...! (Tee hee) -- John Walter Bratton
Tee Vee football: one team wins, one team loses -- they tie -- who cares? And why? -- Edward Abbey
I need to use the Dam Bathroom, I need to use the Dam Snack bar, I want a Dam Tee-Shirt. -- Rick Riordan
Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Not a mark on it. (Joe) Yeah. Wanna check the backseat, where Steele is sitting? I'll bet there's a big stain there. (Tee) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Trust me, Joe. You're not a cowboy. The only cows you ever saw as a kid came under a plastic wrap in the grocery store or in a paper wrapped from McDonald's. (Tee) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
We never let our people just go. (Joe) What are you? Wolfram and Hart? (Steele) Oh, no, sweetie, they just take your soul for service. We intend to take even more than that. (Tee) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Why is it when I'm the one shot, I'm a baby, but when it's you, it's a matter of life and death and national security? (Joe) Because I'm cuter in a short skirt. (Tee) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you bloody well feel like it. -- Edward Abbey
Only because I'm not a morning person. (Joe) And you're not a night person either. Face it, babe. You've only got two good minutes a day. The minute before noon and the minute right after. (Tee) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
I do know how to operate a computer. (Joe) Yeah, right. What was it you said just ten minutes ago? Get this damned thing off my desk before I shoot it? Now make the call, Mr. Hunt-and-Peck. (Tee) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Are you all right?" "Oh my god! I phased!" "Are you all right?" "Are you?" "It was strange." "I can't believe I phased just then! That's never...it was totally your fault." "I like to think so, yes." "Tee hee. -- Joss Whedon
You're such a crybaby. (Tee) Let me almost shoot off one of your testicles and see how you cope. (Joe) You shouldn't have moved, Joe. It was your fault. (Tee) Yeah, everything's my fault. (Joe) Good, then we agree. (Tee) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
My biggest hobby is playing golf, which I really enjoy. Now when I am lying in bed at night, unable to sleep, I find myself thinking about my golf swing. I'm also involved in the Tampa Bay chapter of First Tee. -- Vinny Testaverde
We don't want civilians walking around who know about us. Got it? (Tee) Wow, you're like a ferocious bunny, aren't you? (Nathan) Worse. A bunny can be fluffy sometimes. Tee always goes for the throat. Trust me. I'm her partner and she's shot me three times now. (Joe) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Part of wearing a tee is saying, 'I'm comfortable and casual.' -- Ryan Seacrest
It's so hard to make a good tee shot after a birdie. -- John Updike
You draw on your own childhood every time you tee it up as an actor. -- Ron Perlman
I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up. -- Lee Trevino
There are three things being a celebrity is good for: raising money for charity, dinner reservations and tee times. -- Dennis Quaid
I'm much better off the tee. I'm not a great putter. I do not have a good short game. -- Molly Sims
I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance. -- Fuzzy Zoeller
I am always looking for a cool tee shirt; maybe one with a rock band or an old advertisement. -- Bridget Hall
There was a time when all I cared about was the next game, the next party, the next tee time. -- Brett Favre
If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time. -- Gary Player
A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it. -- Jason Bateman
Al Kaline bought a tee and a ball and swung at it all winter. Look where it got him: the Hall of Fame. -- Hal Newhouser
But just like I've always said when people complain about tee times, 'I just want a tee time. Just give me one so I can play.' -- David Duval
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I am a huge, huge fan of the plain white tee. A good-fitting, vintage plain white t-shirt, like the 'boyfriend shirt', is the sexiest thing a girl can wear. It goes with anything, fancy or casual. -- Zoe Kravitz
You can watch videos and hit off the tee, stuff like that, but at the same time, it's you against the pitcher. I just need one swing or one pitch to click, and you can find your swing. -- Nelson Cruz
Who wants to miss their opportunity of playing in a Major... A golfer's career is all about it. The lesson I have learnt is that I will tee up for the Majors only when I am 100 percent fit. -- Jeev Milkha Singh
My golf score is really bad. I don't know. I'm definitely not a good golfer. Off the tee box, I can drive it about 275, and I'm in the fairway about 99% of the time. It's my next shot that needs work. -- Jason Aldean
Growing up in Oakland, we did things like white t-shirt, blue jeans and Nikes. That was my get down, how I was going to rock. And if you look at me right now, I'm pretty much black tee, blue jeans and some sneakers. -- Marshawn Lynch
Well, I think that Augusta is not the same golf course that I grew up on. Bobby Jones' philosophy was giving you space off the tee; if you put it in the right side of the fairway, you ended up getting the right angle to the green. -- Jack Nicklaus
Now personally, I think the president should golf every day and never have a press conference. I want the leader of the free world to be as stress-free as possible. And if golf helps fade the psychic heat from the job, by all means tee it up often, Mr. President. -- Mark McKinnon
Personally, I belong to the speedy school of golf. If it were left up to me, I would introduce a new rule that said every golf ball has to stay in motion from the moment it leaves the tee to the moment it plops into the hole, thus obliging each player to run along after his ball and give it another whack before it stops rolling. -- Craig Brown
You just don't have the time to worry about what others are doing. You just want to take care of your own business. You are focused on that tee shot on the 10th tee and making it to the finish line. It's one of the most stressful moments in professional golf, but you have worked so hard to get to that point, that it really is fun. -- Mike Weir
Fear is not a word that describes what I feel when I step out on a tee with Tiger. He's the best player in the world. But it's more of a challenge. That's the word. Challenge. I love that challenge. I love that stage. To play with Tiger, and to see the circus that surrounds you, it makes me focus on my game. It's intense. A different atmosphere. -- Camilo Villegas
It's the transformation that drives me. I want to do it all and never want to be boxed into something as a particular type or style. I never want people to think they know me. I hope to build a repertoire that one can look at and say, from to role to role, 'Was that Brian Tee?' -- Brian Tee
Everything was fine until I walked on to the first tee! -- Seve Ballesteros
The devil doesn't wear prada; I'm clearly in a -- white tee. -- Tyler, The Creator
What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee. -- Walter Hagen
Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee. -- Jimmy Demaret
If any guy threatened her she'd probably suffocate him with her oversized tee. -- Simone Elkeles
On the first tee I kept telling myself, "Trust yourself, you can do it." -- Annika Sorenstam
Sam Snead did to the tee-shot what Roger Bannister did to the four-minute mile. -- Byron Nelson
To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast. -- Sam Snead
I went through phases of odd hairstyles and tank top-over-tee outfits and stuff like that. -- Jamie Lynn Sigler
I went through phases of odd hairstyles and tank top-over-tee outfits and stuff like that. -- Jamie Lynn Sigler
Just hopped off the plane came back from Vancouv Little white tee sum boobs & bamboo -- Nicki Minaj
...When it come to da: " What it do?! I don't fall for da: "Woop- TeE- WoOoo! -- Erykah Badu
And what do the birds say? All there is to say about a massacre, things like "Poo-tee-weet? -- Kurt Vonnegut
Yeah. Kip gets to guard you and I get to house-sit. Life bites the big tee-tawa. (Syn) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
I hurt my shoulder on the fifth tee - just hitting it too hard when you're too old. -- Ian Woosnam
I call my putter 'Sweet Charity' because it covers such a multitude of sins from tee to green. -- Gardner Dickinson
I can wear a suit, sweatpants, a long tee shirt, and a denim jacket all at the same time. -- Tinie Tempah
Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags. -- Bob Hope
Your white tee, well to me, looks like a nightgown; Make your mama proud, take that thing two sizes down. -- Andre Benjamin
If I'd been listening closely, I'd have caught the sound of the gods having a great big old tee-hee at my expense. -- Sue Grafton
Fighting is like life. You can do everything to a tee. You can show up and fail. That's no reason to quit. -- Frank Mir
Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes. -- Dave Marr
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If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio. -- Lee Trevino
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot. -- Bob Hope
I mistrust the term graphic novel because it sounds like a good thing to put on a tee-shirt. That's why the French like them. -- Terry Pratchett
Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story -- Lee Trevino
There's not much pressure on the golf Tour. Walking to the first tee is in no way comparable to walking through the jungle in combat -- Larry Nelson
I go to the first tee scared to death every day. The peaks do not seem to last as long as the valleys in this game. -- J. C. Snead
But just like I've always said when people complain about tee times, 'I just want a tee time. Just give me one so I can play. -- David Duval
Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone. -- Henry Beard
If it really made sense to "let the club do the work," you'd just say, "Driver, wedge to the green, one-putt," and walk to the next tee. -- Tom Mulligan
Get a good jean, a good tee, a good whatever because you can just switch that stuff up and you have like 8,000 different outfits with a few things. -- Zendaya
He's wearing boots, a kilt, and a long-sleeve tee. No coat, even though it's December. Beautiful people don't need coats. They've got their auras to keep them warm. -- Jennifer Donnelly
So it must be my mental, because sometimes when I start on the tee, I still worry about whether my ball is going to hit right or left. -- Yani Tseng
Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle. -- Jackie Gleason
I put on whatever is comfortable on me. Suit, jeans and tee as long as it's comfortable. It doesn't matter what brand. If it looks good I buy it. -- Lance Gross
I have a really simple wardrobe. I wear a low-scoop tee every day with a tux or leather jacket and tux pants or black jeans. That's pretty much it. -- Johan Lindeberg
When Ballesteros triumphed at the British Open in 1979, for his first major win, he hit so few fairways off the tee that he was often mistaken for a gallery marshall. -- Dan Jenkins
My back swing off the first tee had put him in mond of an eldery woman of dubious morals trying to struggle out of a dress too tight around the shoulders. -- Patrick Campbell, 3rd Baron Glenavy
When I got to the first tee on the first day, to hear the cheers, it was like all the oxygen got sucked out. It was hard to pull the club back. -- Patrick Reed
You know what I hate about rock? I hate tie-dyed tee shirts. I wouldn't wear a tie-dyed tee shirt unless it was dyed with the urine of Phil Collins and the blood of Jerry Garcia. -- Kurt Cobain
What's the longest walk in golf? It's from the practice tee to the first tee. I don't care if it's 10 yards. It's the longest walk in golf. Winners take their swing with them. Losers don't. -- Moe Norman

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