J. C. Snead quotes:

It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.

I go to the first tee scared to death every day. The peaks do not seem to last as long as the valleys in this game.

If golfers can run around and crow when they make a birdie, I think it would be just as proper to lie down on the green and cry when you make a bogey.