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In the beginning of Roomba, we all took turns answering the support line. Once, a woman called and explained that her robot had a defective motor. I said, 'Send it back. We'll send you a new one.' She said, 'No - I'm not sending you Rosie.' -- Colin Angle
Well the frog men finally got Rosie. -- Art Donovan
Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away. -- Louise Rennison
Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter. -- Louise Rennison
He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house. -- Dennis Miller
Men are the Rosie-the-Riveters of parenting: They're brought in only when needed, and considered disposable thereafter. -- Warren Farrell
Rosie is a Hall of Fame player, and I wouldn't be in the Hall of Fame if it weren't for him. -- Frank Gifford
When you turn out the light, I've got to hand it to me. Looks like it's you and me again tonight Rosie. -- Jackson Browne
I don't have much history - I've got Rosie Perez, Jennifer Lopez, Rita Moreno. That's it. That's the history of Latin women in Hollywood, really. -- Michelle Rodriguez
Those of us of a certain age grew up expecting that by now we would have Rosie the Robot from 'The Jetsons' in our house. And all we've got is a Roomba. -- Juan Enriquez
Every small thing grows when you nurture it, Rosie. Love is just the same. But if that is making you miserable then, leave and find something else that brings you happiness you deserve to feel. -- Cecelia Ahern
Here comes old Rosie she's looking mighty fine, here comes hot Nancy she's steppin' right on time. There go the street lights bringing on the night, here come the men faces hidden from the light. -- Bob Seger
The prostitute journalist is a familiar and well-understood figure in the Middle East, and Saddam Hussein's regime made lavish use of the buyability of the regional press. Now we, too, have hired that clapped-out old floozy, Miss Rosie Scenario, and sent her whoring through the streets. -- Christopher Hitchens
Use it, Rosie, that's what it's there for. -- Bruce Springsteen
I was a Rosie the Riveter. I'm really proud of that. -- Ruth Duccini
Rosie knows how to play ball. She's an athlete, for sure. -- Geena Davis
Rosie Grier was the springboard to the return of my life. -- John Carlos
I really appreciate people like Rosie coming out and saying I've inspired them. -- Wanda Jackson
Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing. -- David Thorne
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So that's little Scorpious. Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank god you've inherited your mother's brains. -- J. K. Rowling
When I was a kid, Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell were mere blips on the gaydar; and they were both still in the closet. -- Beth Ditto
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is just perfect-looking. Whether she's walking down the street, she looks so regal and elegant all the time, and I love that. -- Blake Lively
I came to the conclusion that the very best thing for Rosie, from the time she was 2 weeks old, was for us to get married. -- Robert Blake
Crackling Rosie make me smile. God, if it lasts for an hour that's alright, to set the world right. Find us a dream that don't ask no questions. -- Neil Diamond
We all know about the car breaking down on a deserted road scenario. That's clichÃ©. I'm thinking more of Cider with Rosie, as in, the dark side. -- Quentin S. Crisp
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What did everyone think robot vacuuming was going to be? Well, they think Rosie the Robot from 'The Jetsons,' a human robot that pushed a vacuum. That was never going to happen. -- Colin Angle
I don't know the fitness that Donald Trump possesses to be commenting on other people's heroism. The most lethal foe that he is ever faced in his own life, I think was Rosie O'Donnell. -- James Rosen
The character of Rosie is based on a woman who used to live in the same apartment building I lived in many years ago. She's taken on a life of her own, of course. -- Sue Grafton
I was looking through a newspaper and it was an audition for 'Kids Say the Darndest Things,' so I tried out. One thing led to another and I appeared on 'The Rosie O'Donnell Show' and 'Oprah. -- Joanna Noelle Levesque
I had my Aunt Rosie, who was famous and then not, so I got a lesson in fame early on. And I understood how little it has to do with you. And also how you could use it. -- George Clooney
I was looking through a newspaper and it was an audition for 'Kids Say the Darndest Things,' so I tried out. One thing led to another and I appeared on 'The Rosie O'Donnell Show' and 'Oprah.' -- JoJo
To the world's most perfect woman. It was lucky my father was not present. Perfect is an absolute that cannot be modified, like unique or pregnant. My love for Rosie was so powerful that it had caused my brain to make a grammatical error. -- Graeme Simsion
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Take thou of me, sweet pillowes, sweetest bed; A chamber deafe of noise, and blind of light, A rosie garland and a weary hed. -- Philip Sidney
Twice we stood beside each other at the altar, Rosie. Twice. And twice we got it wrong. I needed you to be there for my wedding day but I was too stupid to see that I needed you to be the reason for my wedding day. But we got it all wrong. -- Cecelia Ahern
While I do not have a boyfriend, I do have a friend who is homosexual and I once asked him "Do you ever think about having sex with me because you are gay?" to which he replied "Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing. -- David Thorne
You can't have Rosie on The View and Elton John packing Mom and Pop in at Caesars Palace and gay people all over television, and then have these politicians run out there with a straight face and say that gay and lesbian relationships are a threat to the family. We are winning in the culture - which is why we'll ultimately win the political war. -- Dan Savage
I remember going onstage on Broadway in this Leigh Bowery thing for a track like "Ich Bin Kunst." I've got breasts, this latex dripping down on my head, and I come out in a box. I just remember the audience looking really horrified because Rosie [O'Donnell] was trying to sell the show as sort of Pippin and Annie. She was saying it's a family show. -- Boy George
Feminist comedy,' practically an oxymoron, had a couple of good years after WWII. Chalk it up to the forced female autonomy that occurred during wartime, when Rosie the Riveter went to work in the factories, constructing the Allies' war machines while taking charge of the finances, the home, and the children. -- Grace Slick

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