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Puppy presents on the rug. This sucked. -- Kim Harrison
For exercise, I now run with my chocolate Lab puppy, Oscar. -- Daniela Pestova
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -- Bernard Williams
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. -- Josh Billings
There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans. -- Angus Young
Ooh. Top secret angel business, huh? What're you going to do? Dance on a pinhead? Lobby for National Cute Puppy Day? -- Richelle Mead
I'm just a natural flirt, but I don't see it in a sexual way. A lot of the time I'm like an overexcited puppy. -- Kylie Minogue
Years ago, I was performing, and people kept calling out for 'Puppy Love' and I just didn't want to. Then I thought I'd have some fun, so we did this insane heavy metal version of it. The applause was polite. -- Donny Osmond
I like dogs Big dogs Little dogs Fat dogs Doggy dogs Old dogs Puppy dogs I like dogs A dog that is barking over the hill A dog that is dreaming very still A dog that is running wherever he will I like dogs. -- Margaret Wise Brown
The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy? -- Dan Quayle
Do you ever feel like running away?" "Of course... Sometimes I feel like I want to run away from everything." "I remember having that feeling once when I was at the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm... I climbed over the fence, but I was still in the world! -- Charles M. Schulz
Justice Rehnquist was friendly and unpretentious. He wore scuffed Hush Puppy shoes. That was my first lesson. Clothes do not make the man. The Justice sported long sideburns and Buddy Holly glasses long after they were fashionable. And he wore loud ties that I am confident were never fashionable. -- John Roberts
I am fine with 'Puppy Love.' I hated it for a while. But I still sing it. I have a country version, a sexy version and a cheesy nightclub version. I am trying to infuse it with maturity. I will never escape that song. I will always be Mr. 'Puppy Love.' -- Donny Osmond
Happiness is a warm puppy. -- Charles M. Schulz
Every puppy should have a boy. -- Erma Bombeck
The biggest dog has been a pup. -- Joaquin Miller
When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated. -- Sara Paretsky
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies. -- Gene Hill
A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense. -- Agnes Repplier
No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy. -- Bernard Williams
People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead. -- Kate Jackson
America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive. -- Johnny Depp
Being a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy -- Barbara Walters
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. -- Robert Benchley
I felt rather exhausted, and wondered, rather shocked at my callous thought, why old people were sometimes such a strain. Worse than young children or puppies because one had to be polite. -- Daphne du Maurier
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others. -- Cynthia Heimel
We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have come to the era when happiness is 'knowing what your uterus looks like'. -- Nora Ephron
When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with the dog's rubber mouse, it only confuses the puppy and gives him a sense of insecurity. He gets the impression that the world is unstable and wonders whether he is supposed to walk on his hind legs and smoke cigars. -- Corey Ford
America is dumb. It's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive. My daughter is four, my boy is one. I'd like them to see America as a toy, a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling and then get out. -- Johnny Depp
It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone. -- Bridget Hall
You can't pee like a puppy if you wanna run with the big dogs. -- Nikki Sixx
Training a puppy is like raising a child. Every single interaction is a training opportunity. -- Ian Dunbar
Just as a puppy can be more of a challenge than a gift, so too can the holidays. -- John Clayton
Motherhood is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy. -- Barbara Walters
I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog. -- Davy Crockett
You'll reach into your wallet to brandish a photograph of a new puppy, and a friend will say, 'Oh, no - not pictures.' -- Caroline Knapp
Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness. -- Kevin Nealon
I love pets and I love animals, and I just got a new puppy, a new rescue named Peanut. She's a tiny little Chihuahua mix. -- Carrie Ann Inaba
No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff. -- Tucker Max
Millions of animals are euthanized every year because shelters can't find homes for them. Buying animals from pet stores also tends to support puppy and cat mills, many of which have deplorable conditions for animals, which shouldn't be tolerated. -- Laura Mennell
Whenever I want to laugh, I read a wonderful book, 'Children's Letters to God.' You can open it anywhere. One I read recently said, 'Dear God, thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.' -- Maya Angelou
I started Friends of Finn to raise money and awareness about the issue of puppy mills, which are illegal breeding facilities where animals are often bred to death and mistreated. It's a prevalent problem and a million dollar industry in the United States. -- Amanda Hearst
I want to be a dad. That's floating to the top of my list. I think it's such an important thing. I'm at the age where everyone has kids, and I ask them, 'Is it like a puppy?' And they go, 'It's 10 times a puppy.' -- Jimmy Fallon
If you are under the illusion that you can start a business and run it at your life's schedule, you are mistaken. The business is like a starving puppy - when it needs to eat, then it needs to eat regardless of what you have going on personally. -- Robert Herjavec
It may take practice to think more positively and more compassionately, but just as you must train a puppy to behave the way you want it to, you must train your mind to behave itself. Otherwise, like the puppy, your mind will just make a lot of messes. -- Tom Barrett
I'm never without my dog. They would be in every corner of the house, and my wife will not allow me to have any more than that. But I have lots of dogs. I love the dogs. I breed them. I always have a puppy coming. And I show dogs. I show German shepherds. -- George Foreman
I love words. Sudoku I don't get into, I'm not into numbers that much, and there are people who are hooked on that. But crossword puzzles, I just can't - if I get a puppy and I paper train him and I put the - if all of a sudden I'd open the paper and there's a crossword puzzle - 'No, no, you can't go on that, honey. I'll take it.' -- Betty White
Conceited little mega-puppy. -- Douglas Adams
I used to work at a puppy nursery. -- Channing Tatum
Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty. -- Mignon McLaughlin
While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'. -- Frank Zappa
Gotta take my puppy on the road with me, Killer -- Gregg Allman
Gotta take my puppy on the road with me, Killer. -- Gregg Allman
Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire. -- Charlaine Harris
Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies. -- Maureen Johnson
Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy. -- Charles M. Schulz
A wonder lasts but nine days, and then the puppy's eyes are open. -- Henry Fielding
If a picture wasn't going very well, I'd put a puppy in it. -- Norman Rockwell
He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume. -- Jim Benton
We have a puppy named Lucy... two cats... goldfish... and Louis, our lop earred rabbit. -- Julia Barr
We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough. -- Christine Taylor
If I had Sirius FM and fire-breathing in a giant puppy dragon, I'd be golden. -- Adam Richman
Did you see The Never-Ending Story? That's one kick-ass dragon. It's basically a giant puppy dragon. -- Adam Richman
I take acting lessons with my coach, and what do I get famous for? Holding a puppy! -- Kim Coates
Sometimes you're just the sweetest thing. Like Christmas, summer vacation, and a brand-new puppy rolled into one. -- Haruki Murakami
What's the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining. -- Mike Ditka
That's what love is made of, snakes, snails, and puppy dog tails, sugar, spice, and everything nice. -- Smokey Robinson
Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a person is to have a puppy lick your face. -- Joan Bauer
This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets. -- Luke Treadaway
If you want to meet girls, by far the best method is to carry a baby or a puppy. -- Fred Green
Thanks Darling for the beautiful flowers and all the prayers. Now can you just get my puppy past security? -- Elizabeth Taylor
BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max"). -- Rachel RenÃ©e Russell
Great, just great. The only thing to make him a worse asshole would be to kick a puppy.' (Nathan) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it's a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy. -- Lisi Harrison
I was so pleased and excited by your letter that I trotted about all day like a puppy with a bone. -- Virginia Woolf
You look like a puppy. Like I'm jingling my keys and you're jumping by the door waiting for your walk" "Woof. -- Maggie Stiefvater
Kindness, it turns out, is hard - it starts out all rainbows and puppy dogs, and expands to include . . . well, EVERYTHING. -- George Saunders
Train your mind the same way you'd train a puppy: Be patient, be consistent, and have some fun along the way. -- Jack Kornfield
When a really cute dog shows up on your doorstep, you can't be like, Yeah, no. You're like, Oh, yay, puppy! -- Emmy Rossum
When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through. -- Albert Payson Terhune
You can always get sympathy by using the word small. With little industries you feel as you do about a little puppy. -- Frances Perkins
If I programmed my own TV network, it would air good news! Just positive stories. Heroic stories. Cute puppy dogs doin' stuff. -- Jennifer Aniston
Nutrition . . . has been kicked around like a puppy that cannot take care of itself. Food faddists and crackpots have kicked it pretty cruelly . . . -- Adelle Davis
You'll reach into your wallet to brandish a photograph of a new puppy, and a friend will say, 'Oh, no - not pictures. -- Caroline Knapp
He looked as though I'd just run over his pet puppy (though no actual puppies were harmed in the formation of that metaphor). -- Ally Carter
Sex, on the whole, was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy. -- Julie Burchill
She had always wanted a brother. And she had one now. Sebastian. It was like always wanting a puppy and being a hellhound instead. -- Cassandra Clare
My son Matthew's beloved dog is a Jack Russell. His name is Buster. Matthew picked him as a puppy, when he was tiny himself. -- Rob Lowe
I love kids, but there's always time for them later. You can always adopt; you can have a puppy. The songs are my children. -- Jenny Lewis
In Puppies Behind Bars, when the puppy is eight weeks old it is given to an inmate. The inmate is responsible for the dog. -- Doris Roberts
In Spain," indeed! He would have got no closer than the Indies if I had not showed him how to do it. Stupid puppy. -- Philippa Gregory
Watching a company develop is like watching a puppy grow. When you can watch something grow that you created - it's really an amazing feeling. -- Brody Jenner
Yeah, at home it's all moonbeams and puppy-dog tails, so I guess I do have a darker side - and I like writing about it. -- Ryan Murphy
It looked something like a pen wiper and something like a piece of hearth-rug. A second and keener inspection revealed it as a Pekinese puppy. -- P. G. Wodehouse
And that reminds me, Mama! I have just intercepted another of that puppy's floral offerings to my sister. This billet was attached to it." (Charles) -- Georgette Heyer
You want safe? Find a nice puppy you can train to come heel. Love's supposed to be scary. Because if there's no fear, there's no thrill. -- Nora Roberts
He ran from one side of the cage, and then back again, which was not very far. It was far only if you were a puppy. -- Michael Delaware
I once made the mistake of going for a whole row of false eyelashes, which was just wrong as it gave me a sad, puppy-eyed look. -- Sienna Miller
My parents gave me a boxer puppy as a present. I have wanted a dog for years and must first give her attention in the morning. -- Natalie du Toit
It was as if the power and loneliness of the vampires' world had combined with the group oriented puppy-pile world of the shapeshifters and made something new. -- Laurell K. Hamilton
Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business. -- Shelley Morrison
Keep Hope alive, particularly if Hope is the name of a very cute puppy and not some ill-defined abstraction that is in fact code for big government. -- Jonah Goldberg
But with two boys and a new puppy, we don't get out much. We're usually home doing stuff together as a family, like watching 'Modern Family.' -- Daniel Dae Kim
I have to tell you I love living in a world without clocks. The shackles are gone. I'm a puppy unleashed in a meadow of time. -- Stargirl -- Jerry Spinelli
Now, it's common knowledge that most towns of a certain size have a witch, if only to eat misbehaving children and the occasional puppy who wanders into her yard. -- John August
People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. And their puppy. -- Joss Whedon
I came out of retirement to run a start-up. Historically, I seldom used all of my vacation time, and the last sick day I took was in 1992. I am a sick puppy. -- Maynard Webb
Joy is found in the simple and ordinary things of life: the smile of a newborn baby, the kiss from a sweet new puppy, and the warm sunshine on a spring day. -- Marie Cornelio
Elegy on the Death of a Mad Dog And in that town a dog was found, As many dogs there be, Both mongrel, puppy, whelp, and hound, And curs of low degree. -- Oliver Goldsmith
I've always wanted a Maltese-poodle, but I've always been really busy. So I said once I'm back in the city and the 'Sister Act' stuff dies down, I'm going to get a puppy. -- Patina Miller
Is puppy love the reason so many Americans are blind to the incompetence and waste of Republicans - who at a minimum are supposed to be good money managers - running Iraq reconstruction? -- Margaret Carlson
Unfortunately, little darlings, there is no such thing as a simple love story.The most transitory puppy crush is complex to the extent of lying beyond the far reaches of the brain's understanding. -- Tom Robbins
The moment I do any puppy dog acting, I think the joke is dead. It's in the truth of how I play it, and the real painful honesty that I approach my performance with. -- Jason Gann
We don't treat Jesus like a puppy, soaking in his excitement over our coming home and then leading him back to stay in the laundry room when we go out to begin another day. -- Holly Sprink
Happiness is warm puppy. In other words, happiness is the things around you. Just to see that puppy is to be happy. You don't have to do anything; you don't have to add anything. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
Hana: What on Earth is a 'barbeque'? Hel: A primitive tribal ritual featuring paper plates, elbows, flying insects, encrusted meat, hush puppies, and beer. Hana: I daren't ask what a 'hush puppy' is. Hel: Don't. -- Trevanian

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