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Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop? -- Steven Wright
You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop. -- Jeff Foxworthy
I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk. Took my diamond to the pawn shop, but that don't make it junk. -- Leonard Cohen
When the Academy called, I panicked. I thought they might want their Oscars back and the pawn shop has been out of business for a while. -- Woody Allen
A lot of bands have intense names, like "Rigor Mortis" or "Mortuary". We weren't that intense, we called ourselves "Injured". Later on we changed it to "Acapella" when we were walking out of the pawn shop. -- Mitch Hedberg
Incredibly, while these 18 to 20 year-olds cannot legally buy a beer, cannot purchase a bottle of wine and cannot order a drink in a bar, right now they can walk into any gun shop, any pawn shop, any gun show, anywhere in America and buy a handgun. -- Al Gore

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