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I regret not finding Osama Bin Laden. -- George W. Bush
Improve human intelligence to get Osama bin Laden. -- John McCain
Osama bin Laden is dead, and General Motors is alive. -- Joe Biden
I will follow Osama bin Laden to the gates of hell. -- John McCain
God save Osama bin Laden ? you will never get him. -- Zacarias Moussaoui
I will now make a scorpion appear in Osama bin Laden's pants -- David Copperfield
I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Chanukah. -- George W. Bush
If there is one Osama bin Laden now, there will be 100 bin Ladens afterwards. -- Hosni Mubarak
In 1995, sanctions led Sudan to cut its ties with terrorists and expel Osama bin Laden. -- Tom Allen
Ask Osama bin Laden if he's better off now than he was four years ago. -- John F. Kerry
I think it was Osama bin Laden's [idea to start a pre-emptive war in Iraq]. -- Karl Rove
Wouldn't it be great if all of Osama bin Laden's money was tied-up in Enron stock? -- Dennis Miller
Osama bin Laden was living in that compound with three wives. It's like he was Newt Gingrich. -- David Letterman
Obama killed Osama. Yes, President Barack Obama gets to crow about the killing of Osama bin Laden. -- Mark McKinnon
In the spirit of the Irish people, Osama bin Laden, you can kiss my royal Irish ass! -- Mike Moran
[ Osama bin Laden is] either alive and well or alive and not too well or not alive. -- Donald Rumsfeld
How many have seen that Osama bin Laden footage? Pretty scary. In fact, today, NBC ordered 13 more episodes. -- Jay Leno
We climbed the stairs to the third floor, where Osama bin Laden died early in the morning of May 2, 2011. -- Peter L. Bergen
I went to see that movie 'From Hell,' or as Osama bin Laden calls it - 'Roots.' -- Jay Leno
The CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished. -- David Letterman
It was Osama bin Laden and al-Qaeda who attacked the U.S. on September 11, 2001, not Saddam Hussein and Iraq. -- Peter DeFazio
I'm a warrior, I went into jail for the drama. I'm the story of the terrorist cell of Osama -- Vinnie Paz
Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them. -- David Letterman
Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight. -- Ray Stevens
I'm the number 1 target of the White House. They can't get Osama bin Laden; they're going to get me. -- Jean Carnahan
The sheik is, thank God, still alive and this hurts Bush who promised to his people to kill Osama. -- Mohammed Omar
The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected. -- Michael Scheuer
Osama Bin Laden is not going to come here and destroy America. Our education system is doing that just fine. -- Geoffrey Canada
I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive. -- Gilbert Gottfried
The illegal drug trade is the financial engine that fuels many terrorist organizations around the world, including Osama bin Laden. -- Dennis Hastert
Saddam Hussein didn't kill 3,100 people on Sept. 11. Osama bin Laden did, and as far as we know he's still alive. -- William J. Clinton
Funny, for all surveillance, Osama bin Laden is still freeÂ?and we're not. Guess who's winning the "war on terror? -- Cory Doctorow
Canada receives the news of the death of Osama Bin Laden with sober satisfaction. Sadly, others will take his place. -- Stephen Harper
It is God's job to forgive Osama Bin Laden. It is our job to arrange a face to face meeting. -- Norman Schwarzkopf
For many Americans, Osama bin Laden is the paradigmatic Muslim, an absurd conviction for anyone who has lived with Muslims. -- Miroslav Volf
The most striking thing is that even before Osama bin Laden was killed, he seemed largely irrelevant to the Arab Spring, -- Paul Wolfowitz
The US military has achieved a decisive blow against al-Qaeda with its commando action against Osama Bin Laden and his killing. -- Angela Merkel
The most striking thing is that even before Osama bin Laden was killed, he seemed largely irrelevant to the Arab Spring. -- Paul Wolfowitz
We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead. -- Donald Rumsfeld
Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party. -- David Letterman
Nike actually has a pair of shoes called Air-Turbulence. Try getting past airline security wearing those. Might as well call them Air-Osama. -- Jay Leno
Osama Bin Laden was responsible for the deaths of thousands of people, including New Zealanders, in several different parts of the world. -- John Key
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There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans. -- David Letterman
Uhh Gosh, I.. don't think I ever said I'm not worried about Osama bin Laden. It's kind of one of those, uhh, exaggerations. -- George W. Bush
Over in Afghanistan, Osama stuck his head out of the cave and saw a shadow. So, that means six more weeks of bombing. -- David Letterman
Saddam Hussein is dead, and Osama bin Laden is dead. If you're Moammar Gadhafi, living in exile is starting to sound really good. -- Jay Leno
If America has the right to target Osama bin Laden, or terrorists, of course Israel has the right to defend itself from terrorism. -- Alan Dershowitz
Large-scale hog producers are a greater threat to the United States and U.S. democracy than Osama bin Laden and his terrorist network. -- Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
We've never made the case, or argued the case, that somehow Osama Bin Laden was directly involved in 9/11. That evidence has never been forthcoming. -- Dick Cheney
Osama bin Laden's own words stated he has a war against the United States. He declared that American civilians should be considered as combatants. -- Cofer Black
All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through. -- R. Kelly
I've got an answer to where Osama bin Laden is and I know, he's dead and living in my suitcase with my dummies.' -- Jeff Dunham
Osama bin Laden... lived in one house for, like, six years with three wives. And earlier today, they ruled his death was a suicide. -- David Letterman
Gorillas would be less scary with bunny ears. Actually, what isn't less scary with bunny ears? Osama Bin Laden with bunny ears. Ha! So cute. -- Dana Gould
Even if Osama bin Laden is caught tomorrow, it is five years too late. To capture him now I don't think makes us any safer. -- Nancy Pelosi
Osama Bin Laden is dead? Oh my God, that was so easy! And it only took two trillion dollars, two wars and too many good men. -- Christopher Titus
Right after the assassination of Osama bin Laden, amid all the cheers and applause, there were a few critical comments questioning the legality of the act. -- Noam Chomsky
And, again, I don't know where he [Osama Bin Laden] is. I "? I'll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him. -- George W. Bush
Since the end of the Cold War, Soviet aggression had been replaced by a number of particularly venomous threats, from Timothy McVeigh to Osama bin Laden. -- Barbara Olson
Apparently, Osama bin Laden was killed with money and phone numbers sewn into his clothing. So we got him right before he left for summer camp. -- Jay Leno
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists. -- Tina Fey
Osama's dead. Why is the terror alert elevated or imminent? Why not chill? Can't I just fly, keep my shoes on and avoid X-ray-fueled testicular cancer? -- Christopher Titus
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In the case of Pakistan, the CIA actually used a fake vaccination campaign to try to locate Osama bin Laden, so now vaccination is associated with espionage. -- Eula Biss
I think what Osama bin Laden does is to take the fact that some peoples lack hope and lack opportunity, and twist it to his own ends. -- Richard Armitage
More and more facts coming out about Osama bin Laden. You know, he never sleeps in the same place two nights in a row, just like Clinton. -- Jay Leno
The Democrats should have an empty chair on stage for the entire DNC, and when anyone asks who it belongs to, they can say Osama bin Laden. -- Chris Rock
There will always be spies. We have to have them. Without them we wouldn't have got Osama bin Laden - it took us years, but it happened. -- Gary Oldman
In my downtime, you'll mostly find me curled up with a book. I love reading biographies. My favourites are those of Dalai Lama, Osama Bin Laden, and Einstein. -- Madhur Bhandarkar
Osama Bin Laden is dead. Killed not by a massive troop deployment but by a commando raid carried out by a few dozen highly trained men and helicopters. -- Richard Engel
To rid the world of Osama bin Laden, Anwar al-Awlaki and Moammar Qaddafi within six months: if Obama were a Republican, he'd be on Mount Rushmore by now. -- Andrew Sullivan
What we know about Osama Bin Laden is this: he's worth $300 million, he has five wives and twenty-six kids -- and he hates Americans for their "excessive" lifestyle. -- David Letterman
Let me say what I actually believe. I believe that 9/11 was a conspiracy, by Al Qaeda, and Osama Bin Laden, and no one else trying to hurt America. -- Van Jones
The Mirror interviewed one of Osama bin Laden's sons and said bin Laden has 42 children. That's going to happen when you sleep in a different cave every night. -- Jay Leno
Let's deal with reality. The reality is that we will be reading Miranda rights to the corpse of Osama bin Laden. He will never appear in an American courtroom. -- Eric Holder
While his removal will not necessarily bring an immediate end to terrorist activity, I have absolutely no doubt that the world is a safer place without Osama Bin Laden. -- John Key
Fame necessarily isn't really tied to success at all. Fame is just being recognized for doing what you do, whether it's good or bad. Osama bin Laden was famous. -- Big Sean
The implication strongly is that Osama bin Laden is a Hitler, even though he has no state power at all. It's just grotesque if you seriously think about it. -- Tariq Ali
His [Osama bin Laden]excessive use of terror, including numerous attacks that indiscriminately killed many women and children, and of course many Muslims, has hurt the attractiveness of his message. -- Joseph Nye
Be afraid of the Chinese. I mean, the Chinese shoot down satellites in space; they hack into Google's computers; the Osama bin Laden people can't make their underwear blow up. -- Francis Fukuyama
There's a new Osama bin Laden video. He's the only person that is looking thin during the holidays. How does he do it? I think he's going to Jenny Craig. -- Jay Leno
One could say that Osama bin Laden and these non-nation-state fighters with religious purpose are very similar to those kind of atypical revolutionaries that helped to cast off the British crown -- Marcy Kaptur
Ask Osama bin Laden and the 22-out-of-30 top al-Qaida leaders who've been taken off the field whether I engage in appeasement. Or whoever is left out there, ask them about that. -- Barack Obama
One could say that Osama bin Laden and these non-nation-state fighters with religious purpose are very similar to those kind of atypical revolutionaries that helped to cast off the British crown. -- Marcy Kaptur
I'm much better informed than Mr. Clarke ever was about the nature of the intelligence that was available again Osama bin Laden and which was consistently denigrated by himself and Mr. Tenet. -- Michael Scheuer
I think President Obama has always been a little bit underestimated. Some of the things he's done with foreign policy have been unassailable. Getting us out of Iraq, killing Osama Bin Laden. -- Willie Geist
Osama bin Laden's death has been in the news all day. Leftish stations are going, 'President Obama saves the world.' Stations on the right are going, 'Obama kills fellow Muslim.' -- Craig Ferguson
Today the United States has admitted that after months and months of searching, we still have no idea where Osama bin Laden is. Osama bin Laden? We can't even find Kenneth Lay. -- Jay Leno
On the subject of Osama bin Laden... we will track him down. We will capture him. We will bring him to justice, and I will follow him to the gates of hell. -- John McCain
The guy who finally pulled the trigger on Osama bin Laden is not patting himself on the back. He's giving as much credit to his teammates who got him to that position. -- Howard E. Wasdin
This is a global effort we're going to have to lead to overcome this jihadist effort. It's more than Osama bin Laden. But he is going to pay, and he will die. -- Mitt Romney
Osama bin Laden is going after us to get us out of the region, so he can deal with the regimes that he sees in the region, or replace them with purists. -- Brent Scowcroft
The Obama administration leaks classified information continuously. They do it to glorify the President, or manipulate public opinion, or even to help produce a pre-election propaganda film about the Osama bin Laden raid. -- Glenn Greenwald
According to Richard Clarke, the former White House counterterrorism chief, Bush was so obsessed with Iraq that he failed to take action against Osama Bin Laden despite repeated warnings from his intelligence experts. -- Ferdinand Mount
The death of Osama bin Laden marks the most significant development in our fight against al-Qa'ida. I salute President Obama ... in achieving this major accomplishment. ... The death of Osama bin Laden is historic. -- Nancy Pelosi
What makes me angry'is that it wasn't me who revealed that I had been with Osama Bin Laden. I originally denied being involved with Osama when the London Guardian threatened to 'out' me. -- Kola Boof
Als Christ gibt es für mich das Böse in der Welt. Osama war böse. Und man darf sich als Christ freuen, wenn es weniger Böses auf der Welt gibt. -- Kauder, Volker
But I will say this: In my humble opinion, knowing nothing about it, I do believe that they have remote viewers working on where Osama Bin Laden is. I absolutely, 100%, convinced of that. -- Aaron Eckhart
Ironically, many of people, including Osama bin Laden and the mujahedeen, were, in fact, nourished by the United States in the early eighties in its efforts to drive the Soviets out of Afghanistan. -- Edward Said
Our leaders and Osama Bin Laden all claim to do the right thing in the name of God. I question that. I wonder if that God is worth the life of another human-being. -- Meshell Ndegeocello
George W. Bush is using language that's a mirror image of the language of Osama bin Laden when he says, "We have God on our side. This is the struggle of good against evil." -- Sam Hamill
The leaders of the empire, the imperial mafia-George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, Richard Cheney, Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rice, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, et al. ... are as fanatic and as fundamentalist as Osama bin Laden. -- William Blum
Osama bin Laden organized an attack that was carried out against the United States, New York, Pentagon, and the other aircraft, with 19 attackers, 19 guys with box cutters. An attack that probably cost almost nothing. -- Richard Engel
This body, the United States Congress, was united, Republicans and Democrats alike, in taking that action, toppling the Taliban government, and working to try and root out al Qaeda and find Osama bin Laden. -- Chris Van Hollen
Ironically, many of these people, including Osama bin Laden and the mujahedeen, were, in fact, nourished by the United States in the early eighties in its efforts to drive the Soviets out of Afghanistan. -- Edward Said
People who believe they are acting with the mandate of God, who see others who don't share their beliefs as inferior in the eyes of God, make dangerous leaders. Just ask Osama Bin Laden. -- Ron Reagan
I had a student ask me, "Could the savior you believe in save Osama bin Laden?" Of course, we know the blood of Jesus Christ can save him, and then he must be executed. -- Jerry Falwell
Osama bin Laden, who is a Saudi, feels himself to be a patriot because the U.S. has forces in Saudi Arabia, which is sacred because it is the land of the prophet Mohammed. -- Edward Said
Our liberties face a far greater threat from Hillary Clinton ... than from Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden. I am not saying that for impact; I believe that to the core of my being. -- Neal Boortz
There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on Osama bin Laden. Which marks the first time in history there has ever been a bounty on a guy's head who wears Bounty on his head. -- Jay Leno
We have a variety of intelligence and we're sure we're going to catch Osama bin Laden and Mullah Omar this year. We've learned lessons from Iraq and we're getting improved intelligence from the Afghan people -- Bryan Hilferty
This Osama bin Laden guy, spoiled rich kid worth $300M. I have three words for this guy: Anna Nicole Smith. We send her over there, she'll get his money, he'll be dead in a week. -- Jay Leno
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God told me to smite Osama bin Laden, so I invaded Afghanistan. Then He told me to smite Saddam Hussein, so I invaded Iraq. Now He wants me to work on the Middle East problem... -- George W. Bush
Punishing abuse in Iraq should not return the U.S. to Sept. 10, 2001, in the way it fights al Qaeda, while Osama bin Laden and his top lieutenants remain at large and continue to plan attacks. -- John Yoo
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Life doesn't have to be about finding Osama bin Laden or becoming the president of the United States. Life is about the little things, which is one of the things you learn when you get older. -- Jack Nicholson
There is ample evidence that the horrific events of Sept. 11 have been carefully manipulated to switch public focus from Osama Bin Laden and al-Qaeda, who masterminded the Sept. 11th attacks, to Saddam Hussein, who did not. -- Robert Byrd
No one should be surprised when Osama bin Laden and al Qaeda detonate a weapon of mass destruction in the United States. I don't believe in inevitability. But I think it's pretty close to being inevitable. -- Michael Scheuer

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