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I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten. -- Neil Cavuto
Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha! -- Jessica Simpson
Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better. -- Robert Redford
A lot of people love Oreos. So their manufacturer is making money. That means more dividends for shareholders. -- Maria Bartiromo
I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos. -- Christopher Titus
MC's they retreat cause they know I can beat 'em, And eat 'em in a battle and the ref won't cheat 'em. I'm the best takin' out all rookies, So forget Oreos...eat Cool J cookies. -- LL Cool J
I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips out of chocolate chip cookies, the white side off of black and white cookies, and the vanilla center out of Oreos. -- Dylan Lauren
What would Kathy say if she knew I let the whole crew eat those Oreos when they never did eat their carrot sticks (which I had so firmly required as prerequisite)? All three of my kids were probably heading for disease (not enough veggies) and jail (not enough discipline). -- Dean Hughes
Khufu carefully picked out everything that ended with-o"?Doritos, Oreos, and some chunks of meat. Buffalo? Armadillo? I was scared to even ask. -- Rick Riordan
Get a grip, Oreo, and be true to the game. -- Ice Cube
Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies. -- Diane Arbus
A friend is like an oreo, its not always that great, but it always gets better! -- Erinn Westbrook
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. -- Steven Wright
Researchers in the U.K. have developed a vegetable called "super broccoli" designed to fight heart disease. Not to be outdone, researchers in America have developed a way to stuff an Oreo inside another Oreo. -- Jimmy Fallon
Question: Does it frost Jackson, Jesse Jackson, that someone like Obama, who fits the stereotype blacks once labeled as an Oreo -- a black on the outside, a white on the inside -- that an Oreo should be the beneficiary of the long civil rights struggle which Jesse Jackson spent his lifetime fighting for? -- John McLaughlin
Amy was profoundly shocked. "A little over an hour ago, our bus was attacked by three men in ski masks. They definitely knew me, and probably Dan, too. We fought them off, but it could've gone either way." "Like if they'd used a cookie truck instead of a gas tanker," Dan added. "Nobody's scared of Oreos. -- Gordon Korman
As we're standing there I realize we're almost exactly the same height. We must look like the dark and light side of an Oreo cookie, and I think how just as easily it could have been the other way around. She could be blocking my path; I could be trying to slip around her into the dark. -- Lauren Oliver
Lucas seemed to have realized our prediciment at the same moment I had. "I haven't got my credit card with me. Kinda left in a hurry. We just spent the only cash I had in my pocket." Too-bright signs from the few open stores made mee squint. "We'd have been better off with a slingshot and Oreos. -- Claudia Gray
Organic Oreos are not a health food. When Coca-Cola begins selling organic Coke, as it surely will, the company will have struck a blow for the environment perhaps, but not for our health. Most consumers automatically assume that the word "organic" is synomymous with health, but it makes no difference to your insulin metabolism if the high-fructose corn syrup in your soda is organic. -- Michael Pollan

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