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Nudists have no fashion sense. -- Peter Kunkel
Nudists are fond of saying that when you come right down to it everyone is alike, and, again, that when you come right down to it everyone is different. -- Diane Arbus
I'm a nudist at heart. -- Christopher Meloni
You'll never catch a nudist with his pants down. -- David Letterman
Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake. -- Jon Stewart
I was never one who was squeamish about nudity. I don't believe in being promiscuous about it, but several times I thought of going to a nudist colony. -- Bettie Page
I think you just have to be comfortable in your skin. But, I'm a nudist in any case. I've never had a problem with my body and I don't really care what people think, so I have bottoms on and pretty much go topless, or also when we shoot - we did a lot of nude pictures today, too - it doesn't bother me in the slightest. -- Heidi Klum
There are no nudists in cold areas. -- Tsugumi Ohba
There are no nudists in cold places. -- Takeshi Obata
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. -- Charles S. Swartz
Being chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee is like being a mosquito in a nudist colony. -- John McCain
Dermot Reeve was so self-obsessed that even on the local nudist beach he only admired himself -- Simon Hughes
I tell you that there are eighty-plus-year-old nudists cavorting on your property, Ashley O'Ballivan, and all you can do is laugh? -- Linda Lael Miller
Forget 'redeeming social value,' dirty pictures are fun . When I die I want my ashes sprinkled over a nudist camp. -- L. Neil Smith
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime. -- Will Rogers
Changing from a player to a coach, I felt like a mosquito in a nudist colony. I didn't know where to begin. -- Pee Wee Reese
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. -- Steven Wright
Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony. -- Johnny Carson
Solomon's Laws: 8. If a guy who's smart, handsome, and rich invites you and your girlfriend to a nudist club...chances are he's got a giant shmeckel. -- Paul Levine
So many ideas come to you and you want to try them all, but you can't. You're like a mosquito in a nudist colony, you don't know where to start. -- Reggie Jackson
One of my correspondents has me convinced that the human race would be saved if the world became one huge nudist colony. I keep thinking how much harder it would be to carry concealed weapons. -- Cyra McFadden
One sometimes gets the impression that the mere words ' Socialism ' and ' Communism ' draw towards them with magnetic force every fruit-juice drinker, nudist, sandal-wearer, sex-maniac, Quaker, 'Nature Cure' quack, pacifist, and feminist in England. -- George Orwell
A man who publishes his letters becomes a nudist - nothing shields him from the world's gaze except his bare skin. A writer, writing away, can always fix things up to make himself more presentable, but a man who has written a letter is stuck with it for all time. -- E. B. White
I feel in my bones that Lady Gaga is a true strident feminist and good for my soul - but how do I square this with the fact that she's constantly walking around in her bra and pants, even at, like, airports and stuff, where even nudists wear a fleece and linen drawstring trousers? -- Caitlin Moran
Was it a camp?" Daniel asked. Sean nodded. "A naturist camp." "Maya will feel right at home", Corey said from his spot on a wooden lawn chair. Daniel sputtered a laugh and Sean tried to hide his. "Naturist, not naturalist," I said. "It means nudist." Corey leaped up and spun. "You mean old, naked butts sat on those chairs? -- Kelley Armstrong

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