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People want to marry me for companionship. No thanks! I've got my cats for that! -- Ruth Rendell
I went up a straight crooked lane and, I said 'No thanks, yes if yer please. -- Jack Finney
Why would I retire? Sit at home and watch TV? No thanks. I'd rather be out playing. -- Paul McCartney
All the cliches of glamorous sophistication have little appeal to me. Do I want to live the British version of 'Dynasty?' No thanks! -- Sade Adu
I'd always avoided stuff like 'Where are they now?' or 'Whatever happened to?' Just 'No thanks, thanks for calling.' You tell me, have you ever seen a 'Whatever happened to' where they seemed anything but pathetic? -- Jackie Earle Haley
No thanks attach to a kindness long deferred. -- Ovid
A girlfriend? No thanks, I'd rather play nintendo and build my lego set! -- Zac Hanson
Wanna spot me?" "No thanks. How about I just scream verbal encouragements at you? -- Ilona Andrews
Screw the Silent Brothers." "No thanks. There's strong and silent, and then there's just freaky." "Isabelle! -- Cassandra Clare
I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far. -- Steven Wright
Across the room, Hale smiled slightly. 'We can draw you a diagram if you need it.' 'No thanks,' Nick said. 'I think I've got everyone but you. -- Ally Carter
Most women are all too familiar with men like Calvin Smith. Men whose sense of prerogative renders them deaf when women say, "No thanks," "Not interested," or even "Fuck off, creep. -- Jon Krakauer
Juliet shook her head. The thought of eating anything made her feel nauseous. "No thanks, I'm not hungry.""Oh yeah, the heartbreak diet," nodded Trudy sagely. "Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt. -- Alexandra Potter
No thanks," said Digory, "I don't know that I care much about living on and on after everyone I know is dead. I'd rather live an ordinary time and die and go to Heaven. -- C. S. Lewis
So many times, I had chosen not to be with her. Too busy. Too tires. Don't feel like dealing with it. Church? No thanks. Sinner? Sorry. Come down to visit? Can't do it, maybe next week. -- Mitch Albom
Chimes?" Phyllis asked. "Chimes to call a lover? Chimes with the voice of a bird trapped in them? Chimes that play you whatever song you most desire to hear?" "No thanks," said Nick. "We've got MTV. -- Sarah Rees Brennan
You know, if a waitress asks me if I want ketchup with my fries, I'll reply, No thanks, I'll just drink water. And that's not just a statement about table etiquette; it's a personal quote that accurately reflects my moral and philosophical belief system. -- Jarod Kintz
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.' -- Tommy Cooper
I'm not the sort of bloke who spends a long time in the bathroom. I've never used a face cream in my life and I don't like it when I go on TV and they offer me make-up. I tell 'em, 'No thanks.' -- Ray Winstone
I let go of the notion of wanting someone to ignore the way I look in order to find me attractive, because really, what kind of relationship would that be? One where someone's only attracted to you because they're ignoring a fundamental part of you? No thanks. -- Stella Young
Unseasonable kindness gets no thanks. -- Thomas Fuller
No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. -- James Allen
It's not easy being the world's policeman. No one thanks you for it. -- Philip Kerr
Thanks to President Obama, being a woman will no longer be a pre-existing condition! -- Cecile Richards
I don't flip. I don't even dive into a pool - straight cannonball for me. No, thanks. -- Rob Lowe
I no longer care about the financial system. I gave them my roadmap. OK? Thanks, bye. I've no idea what's going on. I'm disconnected. I'm totally disengaged. -- Nassim Nicholas Taleb
I don't think I really know just how cool Satan really was when I was in Junior High School. Now, thanks to Marilyn Manson, it's no longer a secret. -- Jim Coleman
Thanks to aid, a distressing number of African leaders care little about what their citizens want or need - after all it's the reverse of the Boston tea-party - no representation without taxation. -- Dambisa Moyo
I usually have a hard time with the fit of off-the-rack suits, thanks to my athletic proportions, but somehow Burberry always fits me perfectly. There's no tailoring really required, which is rare for me. -- Henrik Lundqvist
The logic is often far-fetched - how does medical marijuana affect interstate commerce? - and some conservatives would like judges to start throwing out federal laws wholesale on commerce clause grounds. The court once again said no thanks. -- Michael Kinsley
But it so happens, and it will ever happen so, that they who have lived to serve their country - no matter how weak their efforts may have been - are sure to receive the thanks and blessings of its people. -- Thomas Francis Meagher
When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. Give thanks for your food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason to give thanks, the fault lies in yourself. -- Tecumseh
One of the things I've discovered, thanks to the Japanese, is that you should enjoy yourself. In the old days, I used to think: 'Oh, never be satisfied, never admit to being happy.' But there's no curse in being happy. -- Jane Birkin
If the response you finally receive from me is 'thanks but no thanks', then please accept at face value that I would really not be the right investor for you. You've got to trust me on this, and in this case take 'no' for an answer. -- David S. Rose
If I'm pushed, I'd also have to admit I don't like people with allergies. They just annoy me. There seems to be something far too self-centred about it. 'No thanks, I'm allergic.' Why not just say 'No thanks'? I wasn't asking for your medical history, I was just passing around the nuts. Trying to be friendly, that's all. -- Jack Dee
No matter how small, a favor deserves thanks. -- Wes Fesler
I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and thanks. -- William Shakespeare
Thanks, but no thanks. I need my makeup honey. - Carol -- Matthew Leeth
It's not so much a thankless task, it's more a job with no thanks -- Colin Baker
I told the Congress, 'Thanks, but no thanks,' on that Bridge to Nowhere. -- Sarah Palin
sorry,no thanks,if i was going to die it could wait until tomorrow morning. -- Rick Riordan
Thanks to the telescope and the microscope, religion no longer offers an explanation for anything important. -- Christopher Hitchens
Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth. -- Robert Orben
I prefer to do right and get no thanks than to do wrong and receive no punishment. -- Cato the Elder
Thank you? Was that like a thanks, but no thanks? Thanks, but I'm watching a movie, leave me alone?" -- Cora Carmack
You're a monster. Thanks. Does this mean I get a raise? No, just a medal. The budget isn't inexhaustable. -- Orson Scott Card
Graves: Itâ??s going to snow. Dru Anderson: Thanks for the warning. Graves: Hey, no problem. First oneâ??s free. -- Lilith Saintcrow
He who serves the public is a poor animal; he worries himself to death and no one thanks him for it. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
You get no thanks from your belly-it always forgets what you've just done for it and comes begging again the next day. -- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Spiritual joy is what you experience when you choose to give thanks to God no matter what happens-even when things go wrong. -- Jim George
Little wonder that it can seem unthinkable to say "no, thanks" to the modern-day equivalent of our tribe - our fear-driven culture. -- Frances Moore LappÃ©
Nick: "Don't you think maybe a drink would help you to sleep?" Nora: "No, thanks." Nick: "Maybe it would if I took one. -- Dashiell Hammett
I bow to my opponent in praise and thanks. After the fight is a time for humility, acceptance and analysis, no matter the result. -- Georges St-Pierre
I got some good news earlier today before the show. Thanks to Alex Rodriguez, I am no longer the most overpaid disappointment in New York City. -- David Letterman
Ye Hypocrites, are these your pranks To murder men and gie God thanks Desist for shame, proceed no further God won't accept your thanks for murder. -- Robert Burns
There's no easy way to do this. So do it right: weep, laugh, watch, pray, love, live, give thanks and praise; comfort, mend, honor, and remember. -- Thomas Lynch
The thing to try and keep in mind, no matter what the day, is there is always something good, to give thanks to God in prayer. -- Julie Hebert
Got no checkbooks, got no banks. Still I'd like to express my thanks - I've got the sun in the mornin' and the moon at night. -- Irving Berlin
A fan is a fan is a friend no matter what current he/she/it operates on, AC or DC. Thanks for being one of mine. -- Burt Reynolds
I love him whose soul is lavish, who wanteth no thanks and doth not give back: for he always bestoweth, and desireth not to keep for himself. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
No one like crying, but tears water our souls. So, perhaps my thanks should be to allow you to cry for the Chinese women in my books... -- Xinran
Sleep; and if life was bitter to thee, pardon, If sweet, give thanks; thou hast no more to live; And to give thanks is good, and to forgive. -- Algernon Charles Swinburne
Sometimes I'll have a brief window of mini-fame thanks to 'Access Hollywood.' But it only lasts a couple of days, and then no one recognizes me anymore. -- Jim Cummings
No more humiliation for me, thanks very much. No more swallowing my anger. Honestly, I couldn't manage another mouthful. But it was delicious. Did you make it yourself? -- Marian Keyes
It's a timeline!' Elysia exclaimed.'Thanks, Captain Obvious,' said Ferbus.Elysia glared at him. 'Thank you, Captain Overused Expression.''No, thank you, Captain Shut Your Facehole. -- Gina Damico
Thanks to Lana Turner, Eleven Eleven, The Nation, LIT Magazine (USA), Critical Quarterly (UK), Beautiful Outlaw Press, no press, The Capilano Review, cv2, Rhubarb and Centre A Gallery (Canada). -- Erin Mouré
Someone once asked me "If your life could be extended to 150 and you could start another career, would you?" And I said "No, thanks, I think I'll stick at this." -- Ian Mcewan
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners. -- Henry Beard
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Rags-to-riches story? I've heard that gospel before, no thanks. I find no greater inspiration than the riches-to-rags story of redemption, the story of God leaving His golden throne to pursue a wretch like me. -- T. William Watts

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