Gina Damico quotes:

It's a timeline!' Elysia exclaimed.'Thanks, Captain Obvious,' said Ferbus.Elysia glared at him. 'Thank you, Captain Overused Expression.''No, thank you, Captain Shut Your Facehole.

Driggs, stop it.""What?""You're trying to get me to talk about my feelings.""So?""So you're not Oprah. Leave me alone."

Souls live on without their bodies. But bodies without souls are nothing but compost.

The list of scars my students have sustained at the hand of your daughter grows longer each week. Poor Logan Hochspring's arm will forever carry an imprint of her dental records!You bit him? Lex's father said.He called me a wannabe vampire. What was I supposed to do?Oh, I don't know--maybe not bite him?

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye," Ferbus said too loudly. "Then it's one-eyed fun.