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Tis love that makes the world go round, my baby. -- Charles Dickens
I like my body so much more now since having my baby. -- Nelly
Heaven is laying in my sweet baby's arms, hell is when my baby's not here. -- Waylon Jennings
It is my baby and if I want to bring it out to play again, I will. -- J. K. Rowling
I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, As long as I'm living, my baby you'll be. -- Robert Munsch
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. -- Dakota Fanning
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and stuffed animals, pretend like they're real dogs. -- Elle Fanning
Everyone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, My baby? Totally average. Like, 100 percent average. -- Ryan Reynolds
I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking. -- Eugene Mirman
I love my babies so much that I could kiss them all day long..as a job. I could be a professional baby kisser. No joke. -- Jessica Capshaw
I used to walk into a party and scan the room for attractive women. Now I look for women to hold my baby so I can eat potato salad sitting down. -- Paul Reiser
We had a death pact, and I have to keep my half of the bargain. Please bury me next to my baby in my leather jacket, jeans and motorcycle boots. Goodbye. -- Sid Vicious
Never, never, never on cross-examination ask a witness a question you don't already know the answer to, was a tenet I absorbed with my baby food. Do it, and you'll often get an answer you don't want. -- Harper Lee
If a woman plans to terminate her pregnancy, she commonly refers to the life within her as the 'fetus'. But if she intends to deliver and love and care for the little child, she affectionately calls him 'my baby'. -- James Dobson
Aborting my baby is the most serious of the many maternal crimes I tally in my head when I am at my lowest, when the Bad Mother label seems to fit best. Rocketship was my baby. And I killed him. -- Ayelet Waldman
When my baby was born I had to know how to save her in case she fell in the pool or something like that. I went to one of these nursing places to learn how to take care of the child. -- Eartha Kitt
Looks like my baby dont live here no more...thats alright, ive still got my guitar..I might as well go back over yonder, way back across the hills, if my baby dont love me no more....i know her...sister will -- Jimi Hendrix
I am not pregnant, but I've had three kids, and there is a 'bump.' From now on, ladies, I will have a 'bump' and it will be my 'baby bump,' and let's just all settle in and get used to it. It's not going anywhere. -- Jennifer Garner
The first time I tried to put a new diaper on my baby, I yanked the little Velcro strap too jerkily and actually punched the little guy in the jaw. A real solid shot, too. I knew instinctively that this could not be correct. Unless you're specifically trying to raise a welterweight, continual deliverance of powerful uppercuts is not advised when handling newborns. -- Paul Reiser
In addition to that, having the items I needed to foster the breastfeeding process and give me an opportunity to bond with my baby in this way was something that I felt was so important in my life and my experience as a first-time mom. I love that I am able to play a role in giving that joy and support to the moms we will be helping. -- Daphne Oz
My body is a baby machine. -- Kristin Scott Thomas
My baby does the hanky panky. -- Tommy James
I've retired my sneakers for stilettos, baby! -- Vivica A. Fox
My baby is the joy in my life. -- Candace Parker
My next baby will be my new record. -- Lady Gaga
I love you baby goodnight. There goes my life -- Kenny Chesney
Like, this is my baby. This isn't America's baby. -- Kanye West
I can't stop staring at my beautiful new baby. -- Abbey Clancy
Want me to flex my magic for you, baby? -- Sarah Rees Brennan
Oh baby, come sit down right on my face. -- Chris Brown
Down by the river, I shot my baby dead. -- Neil Young
Oh my God, baby, you are in so much trouble. -- Elizabeth Gilbert
James Cagney as a baby is not my ideal thing. -- John Krasinski
You gon' be my baby Love me like you're crazy. -- Chris Brown
'Tis love that makes the world go round, my baby. -- Charles Dickens
I'm not following anybody's tracks, I'm making my own, baby. -- Picabo Street
My mom calls me 'baby face.' It's very embarrassing. -- Stephen Colletti
My heart's never smiled so hard Baby. Lovin' you is fun. -- Easton Corbin
My hair is a battle. It's an uphill, fine, baby-haired battle. -- Emma Stone
Well, it's a Bloody Mary morning, my baby left without warning. -- Willie Nelson
Heartbeat, why do you skip when my baby's lips meet mine? -- Buddy Holly
The baby romped on my lap like a short stout salmon. -- Sylvia Townsend Warner
My initial career, really, as a baby, was as a singer. -- Mel Torme
I am glad to go with my wife and baby boy. -- Alex Campbell
My wife has learnt to carry me as her fifth baby -- Dele Momodu
As far as I know, my husband never had a baby. -- Nora Johnson
my boyfriend is a rock god baby (and not kiss-of-death(sorry)) -- Rachel Caine
My first name ain't baby, it's Janet, Miss Jackson if you're nasty -- Janet Jackson
Take my heart with you, baby girl. It follows youâ?¦.always... -- Lora Leigh
I had my baby outside in a thunderstorm. It was really romantic. -- Evangeline Lilly
It's very difficult leaving the house anytime with my baby at home. -- Mariska Hargitay
O, here's the shoe my baby wore, but, baby, where are you? -- Dudley Randall
I'd like to be taller. I'd like my baby fat to leave. -- Kirsten Dunst
How dare you imprint on my baby? Have you lost you mind? -- Stephenie Meyer
Baby, won't you come my way? Got something I want to say. -- Fetty Wap
I sleep with my baby blanket, Kiki, that my nana made for me. -- Rob Kardashian
That's the nature of my [stand-up] act: black man with a white baby. -- W. Kamau Bell
Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver. -- David Letterman
My first song, 'Just Becuz,' was co-written by the awesome Baby Bash. -- Chrissie Fit
My baby lives in shades of blue, blue eyes and jazz and attitude. -- Lana Del Rey
If my baby don't love me no more, I know her sister will. -- Jimi Hendrix
I don't wanna dance, baby girl, it's like my legs is on strike. -- Killa Sin
Come on baby, light my fire Try to set the night on fire -- Robby Krieger
I haven't had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister -- Robert Bloch
When I was a baby, my mom was always bringing me onto set. -- Gia Coppola
My baby will be growing up in Liverpool, so we have another Scouser. -- Fernando Torres
Take me home tonight, listen honey, just like Ronnie sang, be my little baby. -- Eddie Money
Too busy thinking about my baby and I ain't got time for nothing else. -- Marvin Gaye
I'm hooked on my baby's love, there ain't nothing in the jug this strong. -- Alan Jackson
I used to drink from my little sister's bottle when she was a baby. -- Jessica Jung
I'd like to thank my wife, Anna. I love you more than rainbows, baby -- Ryan Bingham
Having just had a baby, I'm not going to be thinking about my arse. -- Kate Winslet
I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest. -- Phyllis Diller
I cried at my son's sports day, for God's sake. I'm a huge baby -- Jamie Redknapp
Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.' -- Homer
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven. -- Kevin Hart
Baby, I ain't trash. Trash is something you throw away. My people keep me. -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
WhereÂ´s my leadinÂ´ lady? Let me try this new love scene on you, baby. -- Bootsy Collins
I am a demonstrative man, a baby picker-upper, a hugger and a kisser--that's my nature. -- John Wayne
My Chevrolet shines like a marble floor. Baby keep it raw, have you modeled before? -- Rick Ross
Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil, my brother like to masturbate with baby oil. -- Adam Sandler
I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance, and I cried like a little baby. -- Kevin Hart
My dad taught me true words you have to use in every relationship. Yes, baby. -- Star Jones
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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay! -- Zlatan Ibrahimovic
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. -- Phyllis Diller
My mom is my biggest fan. She's been a fan since I was a baby. -- Justin Bieber
I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. -- Sloane Crosley
Having the baby changed my life a lot. I don't want to go on the road. -- Cass Elliot
Stay here, baby" he whispers, like he can read my thoughts. "Trust me, okay? Don't run -- Jessica Sorensen
I have a little baby. She knows who I am. My friends know. My family knows. -- Marla Maples
I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause. -- Ronnie Shakes
I took a long time off to have my baby and spend time with my family. -- Kelly Preston
There was no way in hell I was going to jeopardize my baby for my show. -- Christina Aguilera
My grandfather's 86 and he's having a baby. Man, I hope when I'm 86 I can have babies. -- Enrique Iglesias
Don't even try to talk to me when I'm watching the moon. That's my moon, baby. -- Wendelin Van Draanen
When the baby is older take the diapers off, my girl is gonna do the Slop. -- Chubby Checker
Bobby Tom: You're supposed to be my assistant, not a baby-sitter! Gracie: One and the same. -- Susan Elizabeth Phillips
You might as well talk to my baby daughter. You'll get more sense out of her -- Kenny Dalglish
I will sell all other things before JYSK. That's my baby, and you don't sell your baby. -- Lars Larsen
On a baby of his own: You gotta be married first. That's my rule: marriage then baby! -- Rob Kardashian
I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama. -- Felipe Esparza
My baby she'll take a chance, my baby got a brand new dance, Wango Tango, Wango Tango. -- Ted Nugent
I love my baby like the finest wine, I'll stick with her until the end of time. -- Stevie Ray Vaughan
My baby she's a long and lean, you mess with her you see a man get mean. -- Stevie Ray Vaughan
I do not want to die being known for doing baby mama DNA tests on my show. -- Ricki Lake
They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby! -- Ben Affleck
I think in vitro is a miracle and it has given me my precious little baby boy. -- Cindy Margolis
I owe the baby my life. I owe this baby everything and I have a responsibility now. -- Nicole Richie
You can have my credit card, baby, but keep your red hot fingers off of my heart, lady. -- George Michael
Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby". -- Ronald Reagan
You know I'll kiss you for my supper. Yeah, you know I'll kiss you for my dinner, baby. -- Jimi Hendrix
The song 'Baby Baby,' I so love that song because I wrote it about my first daughter. -- Amy Grant
My baby is amazing, even his head smells amazing. His breath, the whole thing, you could eat him! -- Orlando Bloom
My sister gained 80 pounds expecting her baby. Well, you get nervous, waiting for those adoption papers to clear. -- Emo Philips
I am a mother and I know the feeling of having a baby come out of my gut. -- Eartha Kitt
My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top. -- Sara Blakely
I loved having my baby inside of me, but I was very happy when he was finally here. -- Marion Jones
So don't get me wrong, I love my songs, and I still love hearing them. That's history, baby. -- Ronnie Spector
Whether I felt strong and courageous or not, I would now have to be for my baby boy. -- Abeba Habtu

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