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Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in. -- Dylan Lauren
Don't disrespect the sword marshmallow. -- Michael Buckley
My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow. -- Jim Gaffigan
Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor -- Stephen King
If Facebook is Lucky Charms, Instagram is just the marshmallows. -- Casey Neistat
Life is a marshmallow, easy to chew but hard to swallow. -- Francis Bacon
Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something. -- J. K. Rowling
Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames. -- Rick Riordan
If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon. -- Dov Davidoff
There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows. -- David Sedaris
I love cheeseburgers and chocolate - milk, not dark, and hot chocolate with marshmallows in the winter! -- Nina Dobrev
Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone. -- Tommy Cooper
I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff. -- Sandra Bullock
Too bad we don't have marshmallows. This is an amazing fire." Howard emerged through the smoke behind Edilio. -- Michael Grant
Everything good in there, T? Niko quipped. You need backup or anything? Bag of marshmallows to roast over that little campfire you just started? -- Tina St. John
... you just turned down the woman who put a marshmallow duck in your hot chocolate. I hope you feel like a real asshole now. -- Rachel Vincent
What a marshmallow. You should hold out for someone with a stronger stomach. Someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit. -- Stephenie Meyer
I will make Maggie safe. If the world burns because of that then so be it. Me and the kid will roast some marshmallows. -- Jim Butcher
...wanting things for the wrong reasons can turn anyone's life into a marshmallow on a stick over a hot fire: impossibly messy and eventually consumed, one way or another. -- Deb Caletti
Granola didn't sell very well when it was good for you. Now it has caramel, chocolate, marshmallow, saturated fat and sweeteners with a small amount of oats and grains. Sales picked up. -- George Carlin
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter. -- Janet Evanovich
You don't have to shoot me," says the young lion. "I will be your rug and I will lie in front of your fireplace and I won't move a muscle and you can sit on me and toast all the marshmallows you want. I love marshmallows. -- Shel Silverstein
Watch the sunrise at least once a year, put a lot of marshmallows in your hot chocolate, lie on your back and look at the stars, never buy a coffee table you can't put your feet on, never pass up a chance to jump on a trampoline, don't overlook life's small joys while searching for the big ones. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
I literally could not feel more cozy right now if I were actually inside a marshmallow -- Alice Clayton
You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."- -- Janet Evanovich
trantulus casually roasted a marshmallow and reached out for it but the marshmallow commited sucide and dived into the flames. -- Rick Riordan
Don't be a marshmallow. Walk the street with us into history. Get off the sidewalk. Stop being vegetables. Work for Justice. Viva the boycott! -- Dolores Huerta
I love chocolate. Black chocolate with marshmallow inside, caramel inside. If I could only have two foods, I'd take some fantastic chocolate. And some terrible chocolate. I love the Clark Bar. -- Sonia Rykiel
I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night," said Ron. "What d'ya think that's gonna mean?" "Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry. -- J. K. Rowling
With a few exceptions, birds are not to be trusted; it is not normal to have such soft, vulnerable bodies bookended with slashing beaks and razor-sharp claws. It is as unnatural as an armed marshmallow. -- Mallory Ortberg

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