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When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity. -- James Goldsmith
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. -- Kin Hubbard
Whoever marries the spirit of this age will find himself a widower in the next. -- William Ralph Inge
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. -- Helen Rowland
I feel sorry for the man who marries you... because everyone thinks you're sweet and you're not. -- Harold Brodkey
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find next morning that it was someone else. -- Samuel Rogers
No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first. -- Cesare Pavese
Why should I marry? One marries to have children, but I already have children! My nieces and nephews are my children. -- Salman Khan
If one marries out of necessity, he will have to reincarnate to reach the point where he wants to live only for God. -- Paramahansa Yogananda
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. -- W. Somerset Maugham
Human nature is so well disposed towards those who are in interesting situations, that a young person, who either marries or dies, is sure of being kindly spoken of. -- Jane Austen
He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold? -- William Wycherley
I just reached the point where plot-driven novels don't hold my interest because I don't care about the fate of characters anymore - whether Emily marries Tom or not, that kind of thing. -- Billy Collins
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. -- H. L. Mencken
I think when an actress marries she should leave the stage. She cannot be happy if she is married and remains on the stage. She must care more for her art or for her husband. -- Billie Burke
Whoever marries simply for himself will make a mistake; but whoever loves a woman so well that he says, 'I will make her happy,' makes no mistake. And so with the woman who says, 'I will make him happy.' -- Robert Green Ingersoll
He that marries late, marries ill. -- George Herbert
Hee that marries for wealth sells his liberty. -- George Herbert
You should invest like a Catholic marries: for life. -- Warren Buffett
It is commonly a weak man who marries for love. -- Samuel Johnson
Every one who marries goes it blind, more or less. -- Henry Adams
Anyone who marries three girls from St Louis hasn't learned much. -- Gertrude Stein
He marries best who puts it off until it is too late. -- H. L. Mencken
He who marries the spirit of the age soon becomes a widower. -- Helen Keller
When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror. -- Burt Reynolds
A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position. -- Oscar Wilde
Whoever marries the spirit of the times must soon become a widower. -- Peter Kreeft
I do believe a young lady can't be too careful who she marries. -- Anne Bronte
A cook is creative, marrying ingredients in the way a poet marries words. -- Roger Verge
A man who marries without knowing Bunbury has a very tedious time of it. -- Oscar Wilde
You must appreciate that love is the last reason for which a man marries. -- Tobsha Learner
The poet marries the language, and out of this marriage the poem is born. -- W. H. Auden
If a man marries his housekeeper or his cook, the national dividend is diminished. -- Arthur Cecil Pigou
The English lord marries for love, and is rather inclined to love where money is. -- Nancy Mitford
It is hard to think of another composer who so perfectly marries form and passion. -- Leonard Bernstein
When a man marries, it's proof he can't govern his life. He needs a governess -- Bangambiki Habyarimana
A man who marries at my age isn't taking a wife, he's indenturing a nurse. -- Robert A. Heinlein
He's a fool that marries; but he's a greater fool that does not marry a fool. -- William Wycherley
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one. -- Helen Rowland
When a man marries, dies, or turns Hindu, his best friends hear no more of him. -- Percy Bysshe Shelley
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. -- Helen Rowland
The Jew almost never marries a Christian woman; it is the Christian who marries a Jewess. -- Adolf Hitler
If anybody ever marries you, it will be for the pleasure of hearing you talk piffle -- Dorothy L. Sayers
My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor. -- Elayne Boosler
Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it. -- Mark Twain
All that 'poor hometown girl who marries into Hollywood royalty'. It's actually quite insulting to my parents. -- Catherine Zeta-Jones
What a man marries for's hard to tell ... an' what a woman marries for's past findin' out. -- Ellen Glasgow
Everyone marries the Duke of Westminster. There are a lot of duchesses, but only one Coco Chanel. -- Coco Chanel
Relationship Principle 3 He doesn't marry a woman who is perfect. He marries the woman who is interesting. -- Sherry Argov
When a man marries a woman, they become one-the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. -- Croft M. Pentz
Any woman who marries an Italian must accept the undeniable fact that she has also married his mother. -- Diane Cilento
What is marriage but the renunciation of unchastity? The savage does not marry. Man marries because he renounces. -- Swami Vivekananda
[Footnote:]Each male has from 2 to 790 females with whom he discusses current events. Of these he marries from 3 to 17. -- Will Cuppy
Anyone who marries gets no guarantee that their partner, no matter what they vow, will always keep that promise. -- Emily Yoffe
And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need. -- P. G. Wodehouse
An honest man may really love a pretty girl, but only an idiot marries her merely because she is pretty. -- Lord Chesterfield
A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one. -- Helen Rowland
If the church marries herself to the spirit of the times, she will find herself a widow in the next generation. -- Charles Stanley
John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them. -- Jay Leno
Where I come from, when a Catholic marries a Lutheran it is considered the first step on the road to Minneapolis. -- Garrison Keillor
A woman's place, her entire experience in life, has been and in many places still is dependent upon the man she marries. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
There has to be something wrong when a man or a woman leaves his own people and marries somebody of another kind. -- Malcolm X
From my experience, not one in twenty marries the first love; we build statues of snow and weep to see them melt. -- Walter Scott
It is not for nothing that a man's best friends sigh when he marries, especially if he is a man of genius. -- Charlotte Perkins Gilman
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else. -- Samual Rogers
If a man is going to leave one wife to marry another, it's better if he divorces the first before he marries the second. -- Joseph Heller
... a supportive husband is an absolute requirement for professional women.... He is something she looks for, and when she finds him, she marries him. -- Alice S Rossi
When a man marries a widow his jealousies revert to the past: no man is as good as his wife says her first husband was -- Samuel Johnson
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. -- Elbert Hubbard
When a woman marries she belongs to another man; and when she belongs to another man there is nothing more you can say to her. -- Cesare Pavese
What is Truth? Truth is the attribute of when the human heart marries the love of God, and the result is passion for your spiritual path. -- Lee Carroll
When a man marries he takes a bigger risk than the woman, because she can march out with his kids, his money, his home, and his dog. -- Laura Schlessinger
These things end," she said. "They always end. Nobody marries their first love. First love is just that. First. It's implied that something else will follow. -- Rainbow Rowell
You can't change a man, no-ways. By the time his mummy turns him loose and he takes up with some innocent woman and marries her, he's what he is. -- Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
Times are changed with him who marries; there are no more by-path meadows where you may innocently linger, but the road lies long and straight and dusty to the grave -- Robert Louis Stevenson
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs. -- Oscar Wilde
The Sun is bad enough even while he is single, drying up our marshes with his heat as he does. But what will become of us if he marries and and begets other suns? -- Aesop
He that marries is like the dogs who was married to the Adriatic. He knows not what there is in that which he marries; mayhap treasures and pearls, mayhap monsters and tempests, await him. -- Heinrich Heine
if he had married Mrs. Albert Grantham for her money I freely admit that no man marries without a reason and with her it would have been next to impossible to think up another one. -- Rex Stout

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