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Ladies and Gentlemen...we are floating in Space! -- Jostein Gaarder
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hillary Clinton is a crook. -- Neal Boortz
We talk often about choice. Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to choose. -- Sandra Fluke
Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building) -- Olivia Wilde
Ladies and gentlemen, god bless America - land of the free, home of the brave. -- Dave Grohl
Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. -- Diane Arbus
Kurt Cobain was, ladies and gentleman, I just--he was a worthless shred of human debris... -- Rush Limbaugh
Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals. -- Robert Anton Wilson
Ah, ladies and gentlemen, a man lives a sad life when he cannot take anything or anyone seriously. -- Milan Kundera
Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you! -- George M. Cohan
I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American. -- David Letterman
The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is its own power. The truth will out. Never forget that. -- Rush Limbaugh
Ladies and gentlemen, these are not assertions. These are facts, corroborated by many sources, some of them sources of the intelligence services of other countries. -- Colin Powell
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Come with me, ladies and gentlemen who are in any wise weary of London: come with me: and those that tire at all of the world we know: for we have new worlds here. -- Lord Dunsany
That is the stimulus of nature; it is never, never old, and always developing. Even the scarred, wrinkled earth herself is a mere infant among the old ladies and gentlemen that tread foot-paths in the sky ... -- Mabel Osgood Wright
I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That'll be a cool name for a kid. This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen! Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, Ladies and Gentlemen, please! -- Louis C. K.
I would like to say, ladies and gentlemen, that you shouldn't be afraid of who you are. That's the first key idea. You shouldn't be afraid of who you are. You should NOT be afraid of who you are. It's very important for you to realize that. -- Chogyam Trungpa
I would just like to say something, ladies and gentlemen. Something that I think is very important. It is that, you, we - we own this country. We - we own it. It is not you owning it, and not politicians owning it. Politicians are employees of ours. -- Clint Eastwood
Good evening, ladies and gentleman. My name is Orson Welles. I am an actor. I am a writer. I am a producer. I am a director. I am a magician. I appear onstage and on the radio. Why are there so many of me and so few of you? -- Orson Welles
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Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building! -- Mike Lange
Ladies and gentlemen, communism didn't fall. It was pushed. -- Jack Kemp
Ladies and gentlemen, the great number seven, Mickey Mantle. -- Mel Allen
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for your magnificent indifference. -- Dizzy Gillespie
Don't say 'No,' say 'Gilbert,' ladies and gentlemen. -- Greg Proops
Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham! -- John Cena
Smile, but not for long, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Patriarchy. -- Nelly Kaplan
When a culture of ladies arises, a culture of gentlemen will follow. -- Jason Evert
Ladies and gentlemen, Ive suffered for my music ... now its your turn. -- Neil Innes
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage. -- Colin Mochrie
First of all, ladies and gentlemen, you must forget that you are singers. -- Claude Debussy
My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen. -- Denis Leary
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 2008 Canadian CEO of the year, Frank DAngelo. -- Terence Corcoran
Ladies and gentlemen are supposed to be looked after by others, like children and pets. -- Mason Cooley
Dr. Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring.[points to self] -- Bill Lawrence
A lot of people are curious why I'm a lesbian. Ladies and gentlemen, the cast of Entourage! -- Jane Lynch
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Ladies and gentlemen: There can be no greater investment in Alabama's future than an investment in education. -- Bob Riley
to be sure, marriage is all in all with the ladies; but with us gentlemen it's quite another thing! -- Fanny Burney
America, ladies and gentlemen, has done more for me financially than Britain ever has, or ever could have done. -- Felix Dennis
Ladies and gentlemen....." His voice is quiet, but mine rings through the room. "Let the Seventy-sixth Hunger Games begin! -- Suzanne Collins
I have had a few gentlemen let me know they find my manly beardiness somewhat alluring. Never any ladies though. -- Patrick Rothfuss
Ladies and gentlemen, a picture is not worth a thousand words. We found some pictures that are worth 500 billion words. -- Erez Lieberman Aiden
Moammar Gadhafi was found hiding in a storm sewer with a gold-plated gun. That's me in retirement, ladies and gentlemen. -- David Letterman
You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago -- Dana Carvey
Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front. -- David Letterman
I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments. -- David Letterman
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I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut. -- Joey Comeau
If I have an antipathy for any class of people, it is for fine ladies. I almost match my Husband's detestation of partridge-shooting gentlemen. -- Jane Welsh Carlyle
Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century. -- David Letterman
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns. -- Vladimir Nabokov
To modernize their sleeping habits, [Peter the Great] declared, 'Ladies and gentlemen of the court caught sleeping with their boots on will be instantly decapitated. -- Bob Massie
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Ladies and gentlemen, Im going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of not being guilty -- Lionel
Ladies. Gentlemen. You have eaten well. You've eaten Gotham's wealth. Its spirit. Your feast is nearly over. From this moment on...none of you are safe. -- Frank Miller
The sombre-suited masculine world of the Protestant religion is altogether too much like a gentlemen's club to which the ladies are only admitted on special days. -- Marina Warner
Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose. -- Theodore Roosevelt
The Indian gods are imposing, the Greek gods are not. Indeed they are not brave, not self-controlled, they have no manners, they are not gentlemen and ladies. -- Gerard Manley Hopkins
Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . . -- Jackie Mason
Unusual commencement advice: Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '97: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. -- Mary Schmich
Gentlemen are not supposed to tell the truth about their sex lives, nor are ladies, for that matter. Of course Clinton lied - as would anybody in his position. -- Gore Vidal
Ladies and gentlemen, even my own staff challenges me. When I issue edicts, commands, orders, ideas, you would think that there would be overwhelming blanket acquiescence, approval, and support. -- Rush Limbaugh

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