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Smaller-than-Medium-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock -- Terry Pratchett
Jock, when ye hae naething else to do, ye may be aye sticking in a tree; it will be growing, Jock, when ye 're sleeping. -- Walter Scott
Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them. -- Louise Rennison
Ah sortay jist laugh whin some cats say that racism's an English thing and we're aw Jock Tamson's bairn up here . . . it's likesay pure shite man, gadges talkin through their erses. -- Irvine Welsh
I was a jock. -- Jamie Moyer
Law breaking, graffiti artist, dumb jock that I am, I'm pretty socially conscious. -- Duff Goldman
I'm a jock and I'm an athlete, and that's what I love to do. -- Marion Jones
I was kind of a jock in school. Beauty wasn't something I spent a lot of time on. -- Nina Dobrev
I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock. -- John Mayer
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. -- Billy Corgan
I'm kind of a jock. I sail, I ride a bike, I hike, I pump iron. I just love to be active. -- Laura Schlessinger
I was a total jock growing up. I went to super-dorky basketball clinics and was handpicked to play on a state team called the Texas Heat. -- Erin Wasson
I've always gone for the more sensitive, bookish guy, totally. The jock boys, the sporty guys, I don't know... they just didn't do it for me. -- Laura Ramsey
I've been described as a smart actor because I've attended college. Or I've been called an artsy jock. And I am thinking, 'So, are actors supposed to be dumb?' -- Omari Hardwick
To be perfectly honest with you, I was partying a lot in school. I didn't have any good study habits from high school because I just kind of got by on being a jock. -- Michael Biehn
Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them. -- Mark Hoppus
Everyone thinks I'm this jock of a woman, but I didn't play any sports. I didn't even let my kids play baseball because I was afraid they were going to get hit by balls. -- Patti Hansen
With dates I like to cater a girl. We do whatever she likes. If she was open to what I wanted to do, it probably wouldn't be a dull date, because I am a jock. -- Chris Brown
The type of mixing that was out then was blending from one record to the next or waiting for the record to go off and wait for the jock to put the needle back on. -- Grandmaster Flash
Hollywood is like a really sad, grown up version of high school where people get labeled as 'cool,' 'not cool,' 'jock,' 'bombshell,' 'quirky'... it's like a caste system. You're either in, or you're out. -- Zoe Kravitz
You can be good at technology and like fashion and art. You can be good at technology and be a jock. You can be good at technology and be a mom. You can do it your way, on your terms. -- Marissa Mayer
What I loved about 'Summer' was that they were these four bright kids with a wonderful future. In a way, she was the one with the brains, and then you have the beauty queen and the jock and the introvert. -- Kevin Williamson
I have, in the past, been attracted to really strong and dominant men. But on the other side, I have been attracted to very androgynous men. I don't typically fall for your average jock. I just like people that are a little atypical. -- Lisa Marie Presley
I would say I was jock. I went to Sierra College. I was a big baseball player. Getting into the MLB was my dream - to become a left-handed pitcher for the Yankees. That's what I was hoping, but life kind of went the other way. -- Ryan Guzman
I'm really clear about what my life mission is now. There's no more depression or lethargy, and I feel like I've returned to the athlete I once was. I'm integrating all the parts of me - jock, musician, writer, poet, philosopher - and becoming stronger as a result. -- Alanis Morissette
I always wanted to be a filmmaker, but I started acting when I was 9 years old. I looked a certain part that I wasn't, really. I played, you know, a high school jock with a lot of attitude or a spoiled rich kid, and I was neither of those things. I was from a very working-class family in Van Nuys. -- Steve Antin
Military is a great place for a jock. That's the first thing they test you, they test you physically. If you can run, if you can do the pushups, it's not as hard a transition. If you can't do that, you're going to have a problem because they're going to really work it out of you or work it into you. -- Ice T
I think all jocks have a sensitive side. It's just, will they show it to anybody? Will they let their guard down and stop being tough and the cool jock guy around their friends, or just relax? I don't know if it's best to say opening up, but just relax and really say what you're actually thinking, and not what you think people want to hear. -- Channing Tatum
I am very picky with my career. I don't need to do it for the money or the fame. I'm very choosy, which is why I haven't played the typical role that people expect to see from someone of my stature and size, as the mean jock or the preppy. It's very easy to see me like that. That's why I go against it in different roles. -- Kellan Lutz
I wasn't a jock in school, and by the 10th grade, when I was in boarding school I was carrying water buckets for the girls' hockey team. I was the kid with long hair and glasses and acne trying to learn how to play guitar and piano in the music center. I was not an athlete past the age of 13 or 14 when they start throwing the ball really fast. -- Michael Weatherly
Your mouth smells like my jock strap. -- Kool Moe Dee
I was always more of an academic than a jock. -- Edwin Moses
I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked. -- Mo Rocca
I swam a little bit in high school but I wasn't a jock. -- Joel Silver
In high school, I was a total jock/extracurricular nerd/just plain nerd. -- Mark Feuerstein
She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch. -- Nenia Campbell
[Calvin Trillin] was very "shoe," which means he was a big jock, a big deal. -- Kevin Sessums
I'm not a philosopher. I am the next thing to a jock, which is a novelist. -- Frederick Busch
Gisele Bundchen is a bit of a jock. 1 of my fave shoots is her playing football -- Anna Wintour
He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue. -- Al Yankovic
"Shoe" just meant you were a big jock on campus no matter what field you were in. -- Kevin Sessums
Suckas on my jock when I walk down the block, I really don't care if you're jealous or not. -- LL Cool J
I've always been a closet jock, but when I got married and had kids, that fell by the wayside. -- Michelle Obama
In Baltimore, soft crabs are always fried (or broiled) in the altogether, with maybe a small jock-strap of bacon added. -- H. L. Mencken
A big, studly football jock like me? I got plenty of blood to spare. For you, I have anything to spare. -- P. C. Cast
I'd kind of expected that kids who knew about the Real World wouldn't act like jock dipwads. Guess I was wrong. -- Lilith Saintcrow
I pretend I've got lots of confidence and I'm a big jock and like that but deep inside I'm a frightened, insecure, can't-make-it failure. -- Beatrice Sparks
You can wear ruffles; you can be a jock, and you can still be a great computer scientist, or a great technologist, or a great product designer. -- Marissa Mayer
I've been described as a smart actor because I've attended college. Or I've been called an artsy jock. And I am thinking, 'So, are actors supposed to be dumb? -- Omari Hardwick
When you watch the first 'American Pie' movie, you're like... 'I know that jock who's kind of sweet and has a girlfriend, and I know that weird off-beat kid.' -- Hayden Schlossberg
I was accepted by cool people because the cheerleaders thought I was cute. The jocks knew the jock-girls thought I was cute. I just chose not to hang around with them. -- Kurt Cobain
I knew that when it came time for me to finally make my own album, it wasnt going to be about being a jock. It had to be more personal and intimate. -- Angie Martinez
I've always been a closet jock. With exercising, the more you do it, the more you get into it. And the more you see results, the more you're pushing for the next level. -- Michelle Obama
I was a jock, hardcore sports all the way down the line, but I heard that if you auditioned for this arts school, you got time off school, and that sounded good to me. -- Jake Epstein

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