Hayden Schlossberg quotes:

I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult.

If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In particular, the more out-of-this-world things like Santa Claus and flying reindeer.

When you watch the first 'American Pie' movie, you're like... 'I know that jock who's kind of sweet and has a girlfriend, and I know that weird off-beat kid.'

It wasn't a conscious decision to actually make a movie about Guantanamo Bay. It was a device.

One of the things that made American Pie great was also the sexiness of it.

One of the things that made 'American Pie' great was also the sexiness of it.

When you hit 30, it's that time of self-reflection. Some people are a success. Some people feel like they haven't achieved what they wanted to. Some people are married, some have kids, some are still single.

A lot of times in movies, especially in sequels, the characters become caricatures and just sort of improv machines and joke machines, rather than people you can actually connect to.