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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. -- Johnny Carson
If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. -- Johnny Carson
It's every woman's tragedy, that, after a certain age, she looks like a female impersonator. Mind you, we've known some lovely female impersonators, in our time. -- Angela Carter
The Kenyans beat up on the American runners in every road race every weekend of the year, but we're way ahead of them in the number and quality of our Elvis impersonators. We get our X-Men and gorillas. -- Don Kardong
I hate nickels; they're quarter impersonators. -- Gary Gulman
Women are all female impersonators to some degree. -- Susan Brownmiller
I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators. -- Mort Sahl
The world is full up with the talented impersonators of the Devil! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy... -- Bill Hicks
I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators. -- Mort Sahl

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