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The whole Turkish empire is nothing else but a crust cast by Heaven's great Housekeeper to His dogs. -- Martin Luther
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder. -- Thornton Wilder
There's nothing my housekeeper does that I can't do - and maybe better! -- Ivana Trump
Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper! -- Tom Bergeron
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
The one thing that makes me feel super lucky about my financial success is that I have a housekeeper. -- Gwen Stefani
The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they are. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I was working like a dog as a housekeeper, barista, nanny, cook, so I could save enough money to really sit with my instruments. Whenever I had 20 minutes, I would practice a new chord or write a new verse. -- Valerie June
I think my grandmother Woodrell was most responsible for my becoming a writer. She wasn't quite literate, but was very proud that she attended school as far as the third grade. She worked as a maid, housekeeper and cook. -- Daniel Woodrell
I did think of becoming a priest quite late on, when other boys were thinking of knocking over fences and going out with girls. I would have made a very good bishop: nice housekeeper, nice clothes - god, the clothes. -- Colm Toibin
My mom worked as a housekeeper, and I saw her relationship with her employers - how on the one hand she spent more time with these women than with a lot of her friends, and how in certain ways they were friends. But then they weren't. -- Jesmyn Ward
I grew up in Houston, and I remember we had separate drinking fountains, and black people sat in the balcony of the theater... We had an African-American housekeeper growing up who was really like my second mother. I thought it was silly - hatred just because of the color of somebody's skin. -- Dennis Quaid
I met this woman who was a hundred, this housekeeper, a hundred years old. I interviewed her. She just told me about her whole life. She's like, 'I can't read, I can't write; I can tell you who I was working for, and I can tell you the year, but who was president?' -- Tate Taylor
The earth doesn't have a housekeeper to do the dusting. -- Pablo Picasso
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder. -- Thornton Wilder
A fat house-keeper makes leane Executors. [A fat housekeeper makes lean executors.] -- George Herbert
I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
If a man marries his housekeeper or his cook, the national dividend is diminished. -- Arthur Cecil Pigou
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Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house. -- Henny Youngman
A great statesman, like a good housekeeper, knows that cleaning has to be done every morning. -- Andre Maurois
I wasn't put on this earth to be housekeeper to my own child or to anyone else for that matter. -- Lynn Freed
[On women's role in the home:] Every wife, mother and housekeeper feels at present that there is some screw loose in the household situation. -- Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Dwelling-place and food are useful for life but give it no significance: the immediate goals of the housekeeper are only means, not true ends. -- Simone de Beauvoir
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Footman. Karl Marx, living in chronic indebtedness in Soho and often barely able to put food on the table, employed a housekeeper and a personal secretary. -- Bill Bryson
Consciousness may be seen as the haughty and restless second cousin of morphology. Memory is its mistress, perception its somewhat abused wife, logic its housekeeper, and language its poorly paid secretary -- Gerald Edelman
Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough. To his housekeeper, who urged him to tell her his last words so she could write them down for posterity. -- Karl Marx

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