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  • A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz. -- Humphrey Bogart
  • I love a Hebrew National hot dog with an ice-cold Corona - no lime. If the phone rings, I won't answer until I'm done. -- Maya Angelou
  • I say 20 words in English. I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog! I say yes, no and I say money, money, money and I say turkey sandwich and I say grape juice. -- Carmen Miranda
  • The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts. -- David Letterman
  • I'm a film buff and I was keen to find out about the response to Daniel Craig's 007. 'Empire' and 'Hot Dog' had great reviews, and finally he's been accepted as the new Bond. So many millions go into that franchise that if you make a mistake, it's awful. -- Burn Gorman
  • Edible names are what drives me as a musician. My next band will be called the Hot Dogs. -- Chad Smith
  • When I compete, I leave it all on the table. That's my philosophy for the Hot Dog Eating Contest. Do you know what's in those things? Gross! -- Jarod Kintz
  • I'd rather have a hot dog than caviar. -- Juan Pablo Montoya
  • Nobody's going to get a hot dog at my concert! -- David Lee Roth
  • Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it. -- Laurence J. Peter
  • Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
  • Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods. -- Betty White
  • Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus? -- Neil Gaiman
  • One night in Pittsburgh, thirty-thousand fans gave me a standing ovation when I caught a hot dog wrapper on the fly. -- Dick Stuart
  • Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks. -- Betty White
  • You know what I love best about baseball? The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt - and that's just in the hot-dogs. -- David Letterman
  • We eat all organic at home, so if we're running around and the kids want a hot dog or pretzel, I'll get it for them. -- Kelly Rutherford
  • Our brain, our body, craves fat. We cannot help it. That's why a kid will eat a hot dog quicker than a piece of broccoli. -- Jose Andres Puerta
  • You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie. -- Jim Gaffigan
  • I say everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal. -- Chris Rock
  • Don't feel guilty about driving somewhere nice to run. If people can drive to a park to eat hot dogs, you can drive there to run. -- Bill Rodgers
  • Sushi is something very exclusive. It is not like a McDonald's, not like a hot dog, not like a French fry. It's very high-class cooking in Japan. -- Nobu Matsuhisa
  • First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog. -- Zlatan Ibrahimovic
  • I was born in Coney Island. I like to think I fell out of the womb onto the fun park's giant Parachute Jump while eating a Nathan's hot dog. -- Harold Feinstein
  • I am an on-and-off vegetarian. Sometimes on, mostly off. I think it is better to be a vegetarian but occasionally, the call of the hot dog overpowers my ethics. -- Jonathan Safran Foer
  • Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won't be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it. -- Albert Brooks
  • I don't think there's anything wrong with a hot dog or other convenience foods, as long as they're balanced with fresh vegetables. It's hard to ignore 95 percent of the grocery store. -- Tyler Florence
  • Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them two hours later at fifty cents each. -- Erma Bombeck
  • Shake Shack started off as a summer hot dog cart in Madison Square Park. It was not meant to be a company - it was completely accidental. It started off as an expression of community building. -- Danny Meyer
  • I am a glutton. I'll eat whatever is there. Pizza. I love hot dogs anywhere. I've got nothing against any of that. If I feel like eating, I eat. I don't feel guilty about it at all. -- Jacques Pepin
  • I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog is to use parts of the animal that the Chinese can't figure out how to make into a belt? -timecode 1:11:10 -- Bill Maher
  • Phrases and their actual meanings: My teacher has never liked me. Expect a phone call before lunch from the teacher informing you that your child has been launching hot dogs by compressing them inside a small Thermos and then removing the lid quickly. -- Erma Bombeck
  • Fourth of July. My birthday is July first, and my best friend's birthday is July fifth, so it's always been a favorite holiday. It's all about having a cooler full of sodas, hot dogs, and just hanging out and shooting off firecrackers, being low-key, watching the fireworks. -- Hilarie Burton
  • From food trucks to hot dog stands to county fair favorites, 'street food' has enjoyed a rich and storied history in American cuisine. However, street food has been around for thousands of years. In fact, street food is believed to have originated as far back as Ancient Rome. -- Homaro Cantu
  • It was a real hand-to-mouth existence in those early days - I'd have whatever dry cereal there was in the house for breakfast, 30 cents to spend on lunch and a hot dog for dinner. I did that for years. So there was definitely a hunger in me, of various kinds, to succeed. -- Neil Diamond
  • I worked at a hot dog place, a bagel place, the Jersey Store and the hottest fashion joint around. I was getting too famous to work there anymore. I was almost showing up as a joke. I made $2,000 on my show the previous night and I'm going to go shopping during my five-hour shift. -- Wale
  • The sport to which I owe so much has undergone profound changes, but it's still baseball. Kids still imitate their heroes on playgrounds. Fans still ruin expensive suits going after foul balls that cost five dollars. Hitting streaks still make the network news and hot dogs still taste better at the ballpark than at home. -- Duke Snider
  • What is entrepreneurship, after all? Bigness is not the issue. Poor people are the ones who take challenges every day. The guy who sells a hot dog on the street is as much an entrepreneur as anyone else. Getting his $50 loan to start could be as difficult as finding $50 million for someone else. All people are entrepreneurs. -- Muhammad Yunus
  • Want a hot dog, McMahon? -- Jesse Ventura
  • President Bush, have a hot dog with me. -- Stephen Colbert
  • Ketchup I'm hot, dog Frankfurters, you're Nathan But relish hatin' -- Azealia Banks
  • Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog. -- Clint Eastwood
  • In my house, a hot dog is a dog that's really hot. -- Tilda Swinton
  • I call it... the hot dog tree, because... it's a hot dog tree. -- Paul Reubens
  • Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it -- Bill Maher
  • I basically love anything that comes in a hot dog bun... except hot dogs. -- Gwyneth Paltrow
  • I need a little sugar in my bowl and a little hot dog in my roll. -- Bessie Smith
  • I was a commodity, like a hot dog. It was like hot dogs and Betty Hutton. -- Betty Hutton
  • I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it -- Stephen Colbert
  • If you're the only hot dog stand in town, you're hot dogs don't have to be good. -- Andy Stanley
  • Clouds sink down the hills Coffee is hot again. The dog Turns and turns about, stops and sleeps. -- Gary Snyder
  • No man can hope to be elected in his state without being photographed eating a hot dog at Nathan's Famous. -- Nelson Rockefeller
  • Say what you will about the south, but in North Carolina a hot dog is free to swing anyway it wishes. -- David Sedaris
  • Some of us fought back with guns and assassinations. Others fought back with a little hot dog stand on the corner. -- Brandon Sanderson
  • While you might see a cat on a hot tin roof, a dog on a hot tin roof would be yowling its head off. -- Bruce Fogle
  • I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby. -- Dane Cook
  • The human desire for food and sex is relatively equal. If there are armed rapes, why should there not be armed hot dog thefts? -- John Kennedy Toole
  • My first job was cleaning dog kennels. It was especially, ah, aromatic during those hot, humid Louisiana summers, but it prepared me for Hollywood. -- Robert Crais
  • Okay," Kincaid said. "Anyone have any questions?" "Why do they sell hot dogs in packages of ten but hot dog buns in packages of eight? -- Jim Butcher
  • If you have the right to call me a hot dog why do I not have the right to call you a stale 3-day old hamburger? -- Oscar de la Renta
  • Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog. -- Tim Conway
  • It is very, very hard to do that ballroom dancing and I am going to be nowhere near it. Now if you have a hot dog eating contest, call me. -- Daymond John
  • The Department of Agriculture announced that it will ban six new strains of E. coli. Which explains why the hot dog vendor outside my building is now just selling napkins. -- Jimmy Fallon
  • Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It wont be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it. -- Albert Brooks
  • The factory farm is . . . an obvious moral evil so sickening and horrendous. . . All this so we can have our accustomed veal or lamb or fried chicken or pork chop or hot dog. -- Matthew Scully
  • You can build an ordinary hot dog stand or you can build a spectacular one, and you can do it sometimes without that much difference in money - if somebody thinks about it. -- Paula Scher
  • Hitting a golf ball correctly is the most sophisticated and complicated maneuver in all of sports, with the possible exception of eating a hot dog at a ball game without getting mustard on your shirt. -- Ray Fitzgerald
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