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I'll always have a baby face. -- Tracey Gold
Western Europeans are not having any babies. -- John Rhys-Davies
It's a pretty brutal process, having a baby. -- Rachel Cusk
It's a very nice thing to have a baby. -- Andy Richter
I do not believe having a baby is punishment. -- Allen West
Men should have more time with their newborn babies. -- Megyn Kelly
Babies have much higher levels of stress in childcare. -- Mem Fox
Completing a book, it's a little like having a baby. -- John le Carre
I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby. -- Susie Bright
Were women meant to do everything - work and have babies? -- Candice Bergen
If you want a baby, have a new one. Don't baby the old one. -- Jessamyn West
You must have been a beautiful baby, 'Cos baby just look at you now. -- Johnny Mercer
Thinking about women who can't have their own baby, even the first baby, I'm really lucky. -- Bethenny Frankel
I am very thankful and blessed to have a healthy and happy baby boy and baby mama. -- Eric Church
I owe the baby my life. I owe this baby everything and I have a responsibility now. -- Nicole Richie
I tried immediately to have a baby because I was so afraid not to have a baby in my life. -- Roberto Cavalli
For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s. -- Jane Kaczmarek
A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby. -- Paul Mooney
You either have a baby, want a baby, or don't want a baby, but you don't nothing a baby if you're in your 30s or 40s. -- Helen Hunt
When you have the baby, there is no BlackBerry, no computer; you just have the baby on your stomach, and your heart is beating the same time as the baby's. It's very nice. -- Carine Roitfeld
Having babies is a blessing, not a duty, -- Betty Ford
No, monkeys are still having babies, why don't they have another human today? -- Kent Hovind
Since having the babies, I realize that 90 percent of losing weight is my diet. -- Mariah Carey
My grandfather's 86 and he's having a baby. Man, I hope when I'm 86 I can have babies. -- Enrique Iglesias
Ladies of the choir, I want you to sound like twenty-two women having babies without chloroform. -- John Barbirolli
if the world is not safe for babies you are never going to get a democracy worth having. -- Marie Stopes
Having worked as a labor and delivery nurse...I've seen ultrasounds...you know that those babies are real. -- Naomi Judd
As an O.B. doctor of thirty years, and having delivered 4,000 babies, I can assure you life begins at conception. -- Ron Paul
My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe. -- Natasha Leggero
I would love to have twins. I think there's something nice about having two babies, and they're there for each other their whole entire life. -- Melanie Brown
You got me thinking bout us having us some babies Everything about love got me like Baby come home and put it on me tonight. -- Jamie Foxx
I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies want their husbands to watch the babies come out. I would never allow anything like that. -- Jeanne Moreau
I'm insanely girly. I like having the door opened for me. I want to cook dinner for my boyfriend. And I can't wait to have babies. -- Ginnifer Goodwin
Running for president must be like having babies. You have to forget what it was like the last time before you want to do it again. -- Phil Gramm
A couple of my friends started having babies, and I thought, 'Maybe one day, with the right guy.' I have to find the guy first. -- Gabrielle Union
Sometimes I daydream about having a farm and a wife and some babies and watching the grass grow, but you have to meet the right person for that. -- Conor Oberst
It is impossible to maintain civilization with 12-year-olds having babies, with 15-year-olds killing each other, with 17-year-olds dying of AIDS and with 18-year-olds getting diplomas they can't read. -- Newt Gingrich
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Writing jokes for others is like having babies for someone else. It's sad. Like the woman who gives up her baby but needs to be close so she secretly becomes the maid in the household. -- Emo Philips
Most countries are static, and they need to do is keep having babies. But America's like this big old clanking smoking machine that just lumbers across the landscape scooping up and eating everything in sight. -- Neal Stephenson
Most countries are static, all they need to do is keep having babies. But America's like this big old clanking smoking machine that just lumbers across the landscape scooping up and eating everything in sight. -- Neal Stephenson

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