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The Hamsters really kick ass - Slim is one of your greatest guitar players -- Walter Trout
The hamster called. He wants his home back. -- James Patterson
What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution? -- Colin Mochrie
I got ham but I'm not a Hamster -- Bill Bailey
I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need. -- Janet Evanovich
I can't shut my brain off. It's like a hamster wheel." ~ Justin -- Richelle Mead
If the sun were made of hamsters, the earth would be incinerated. -- Michael Schumacher
DNS is kind of the hamster under the hood that drives the Internet. -- David Ulevitch
The world's tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters. -- Joanna Trollope
I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster. -- Shane Richie
It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect! (after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas) -- Gerard Way
Some Poor grad student pressing on the flanks of a hamster and out comes a doctorate on the other side -- Robert M. Sapolsky
I love watching him think," Maeve told Lily. "You can almost hear that poor little hamster running and running on its wheel. -- Jim Butcher
I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like a hamster. -- Robin Williams
I voted against Gerald Nabarro in my first general election, but my defiance made no difference. If you had put a Conservative rosette on a mustachioed hamster, it would have been elected. -- Jeremy Paxman
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. -- Graham Chapman
Well, I'm an uncle now ... don't know if I'm a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought there was more dark meat on a gerbil. -- Bobcat Goldthwait
But I just felt at one point that I was on a hamster wheel, you know? Just doing movie after movie and thinking so much about career related things and I think missing out on hanging with my friends and family as much I needed to. -- Woody Harrelson
The kid makes you sick. He looks the part, he walks the part, he is the part. He's six-foot something, fit as a flea, good-looking - he's got to have something wrong with him....Hopefully he's hung like a hamster! That would make us all feel better! -- Cristiano Ronaldo
While I liked hamsters, too, the Habitrail cage was expensive. Even I could see that the interconnecting boxes, tubes, and spheres could easily bankrupt a family and lead to addiction later in life. Because, how would you know when to stop? How could you stop? An entire city could be built with a Habitrail. -- Augusten Burroughs
I've lived here ... my whole life. It's where I lost all my baby teeth. Where tiny hamster, gerbil, and bird skeletons lie in rotted-out cardboard coffins beneath the oak tree in our backyard. Also where, if some future archaeologist goes digging, they'll find the remains of a plush toy: a gray terrier named Toto I buried after the accident. -- Jennifer McMahon
New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got the right to vote, it didn't lead to hamsters voting. No court has extended the equal protection clause to salmon. And for the record, all marriages are "same sex" marriages. You get married, and every night, it's the same sex. -- Bill Maher
I do not mean to be the slightest bit critical of TV newspeople, who do a superb job, considering that they operate under severe time constraints and have the intellectual depth of hamsters. But TV news can only present the "bare bones" of a story; it takes a newspaper, with its capability to present vast amounts of information, to render the story truly boring. -- Dave Barry
I always find cardio the most monotonous. Running on a treadmill shows me why hamsters are so crazy. -- Luke Evans
We sometimes feel like hamsters on a wheel, covering the same musical ground we did 20 or more years ago. -- Bent Saether
Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup-they all die. So do we. -- Robert Fulghum
And then the turbines generate electricity that goes into the whole town.""You mean they aren't powered by giant hamsters on wheels? I was misinformed. -- Michael Grant

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