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Hope is the dream of a waking man. -- Aristotle
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. -- Mae West
It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question. -- Eugene Ionesco
Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone. -- Jim Carrey
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. -- A. A. Milne
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. -- Steven Wright
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. -- Milton Berle
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. -- Kyle Chandler
Change is not a four letter word...but often your reaction to it is! -- Jeffrey Gitomer
Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched. -- Mindy Kaling
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. -- Yogi Berra
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. -- Charles M. Schulz
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous. -- Chelsea Handler
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. -- Don Marquis
When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. -- Robert Bresson
If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. -- Marie Osmond
To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it. -- Dolly Parton
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. -- Robert Orben
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. -- Robert Frost
If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven't laughed very much, then you must jump out of bed and go do something fun. -- Marlo Morgan
I don't know why femininity should be associated with weakness. Women should be free to express who they are without thinking, 'I need to act like a man, or I need to tone it down to be successful.' That's a very good way to keep women down. -- Zooey Deschanel
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings. -- Ellen DeGeneres
My nursery school did a production of 'The Three Little Pigs.' I played the third pig. When the wolf knocked on my door, I refused to get up and answer it because, to me, he was knocking the wrong way. I just lay there, snoring away on stage, fully immersed in my character. My dad turned to my mom and said: 'Dustin Hoffman.' -- Zooey Deschanel

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