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I'm on a search for my future ex-wife. -- Richie Sambora
I want my ex-wife and children to be happy. -- Scott Weiland
I love my wife to death. I mean my ex-wife. -- Stewart Rahr
All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend. -- Ronnie Wood
I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife. -- Dave Pelzer
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. -- Shelley Winters
You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children. -- George Foreman
You don't particularly want to stay close to your ex-wife. Or why would she be your ex-wife? -- Ian McShane
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. -- Woody Allen
It helps to be able to be alone. 'Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don't do that. Ask my ex-wife. -- Dirk Benedict
I'm somebody's ex-wife, and I did things that drove him nuts. And now I'm somebody's girlfriend, for many years, and I've got different things that drive him nuts. -- Nicole Holofcener
My father's very public life as Famous Amos was the opposite of that of his ex-wife, my mother Shirley, who was fighting a very private, solitary battle with mental illness. -- Shawn Amos
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The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I was on death row with pneumonia. -- Paul Gascoigne
I play, in real life, Kim, who is actually Marshall Mathers ex-wife as of now. She lies and says she is pregnant because she really wants to keep him and he figures her out. -- Taryn Manning
For me, my films are not like my children. They are like my ex-wife. They gave me so much; I gave them so much; I loved them so much; we part ways, and it's OK, we part ways. -- Alfonso Cuaron
Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure? -- Richard Pryor
I've always been a person who tries to build bridges and not walls. Whether it's my ex-wife and my step-son, or my daughter and my ex, I'm that guy in the middle, and I try to make sure we all stay together. -- Chad Coleman
My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes. -- Louis C. K.
I had one of the best days of my life. I spent the afternoon with my two kids and my ex-wife at Serendipity. Then I came to the theater, and you know, I think I did the play the best I've ever done it. -- Gabriel Byrne
I just don't like when there's a rumor that says I'm dating someone who is below my standards. But when I got divorced, my ex-wife said I was spending all my time with Lindsay Lohan and Angelina Jolie. I was like, 'Thank you for the big ups!' -- Marilyn Manson
There is something about my aura or essence, or whatever, that draws the ex-wife characters to me. I don't seek them out, but people tend to think of me for that particular archetype, or whatever you want to call it, and I don't mind it. I think there is a strength to it. -- Natalie Zea
I had been living in Ohio in my own house with my own life when my marriage abruptly came to an end. I had nowhere to go with my two sons, very little money, and not much to do in Ohio except be someone's ex-wife. My parents instantly and very generously invited my family to move back home to New York, where I could begin again. -- Isabel Gillies
In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, 'Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you. I didn't understand what marriage was. I cheated. I was wrong. We couldn't fix it; it got worse. I stepped away because I didn't want it to get any worse. You're the mother of my kids - I don't want to hate you.' -- Kevin Hart
She sounds like a screeching ex-wife. -- Rush Limbaugh
There is no fury like an ex-wife searching for a new lover. -- Cyril Connolly
I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman. -- Woody Allen
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife -- Shelley Winters
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud. -- Rodney Dangerfield
I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife. -- Jarod Kintz
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife. -- Bruce Lansky
If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber? -- Neil S. Plakcy
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf. -- Bruce Lansky
Losing is like my ex-wife... it's a b****, and it takes a bigger man than me to live with it. -- Don Frye
An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony. -- Ursula Parrott
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. -- Woody Allen
My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez. -- James Woods
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. -- Helen Rowland
My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn't exist. -- Woody Allen
I said, "It seems like you have fond feelings towrd your ex-wife. Are you two still close?" "Nah," he said casually. "She thinks I changed my name to motherfucker. -- Elizabeth Gilbert
Apparently, there's something hinky about the new iPhones. They're not hooked up right. There's a problem with the antenna. They don't like to be held - like my ex-wife. -- David Letterman
To his ex-wife in court, he said I lost interest in you when the Botox lost its effect and you looked like a plastic doll that escaped from a fire. -- Peter Jackson
I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with sharks and lawyers. Oh well, at least I got to keep the unicorn. -- Jarod Kintz
If you really want to know why atheists resent religion so much, try lying to someone for 10-20 years. If you don't have that kind of time, just ask my ex-wife. -- Captain Perverto
She (my ex-wife) wanted me to stop being Evel Knievel. I am who I am. I'm not going to change. I'll settle down the day they put me in a six-foot pine box. -- Evel Knievel
You ask me about my ex-wife? That is not polite. But I will answer. I got another wife now. Much younger, much nicer, much prettier. And so much more intelligent than Benetton.' -- Oliviero Toscani

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