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I'm playing an Amazon warrior princess in a new radio comedy series called 'Elvenquest,' and I'm playing a Russian genius in the comeback of 'Red Dwarf.' -- Sophie Winkleman
Stand out tall amidst challenges! Dwarf all irrelevant voices. -- Jaachynma N.E. Agu
Dwarf is dwarf even at the top of the mountain; giant is giant even at the bottom of the well! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
She gets to school late. Bashful gives her a tardy, and won't reconsider. Janie always hated Bashful. Stupidest. Dwarf. Ever. -- Lisa McMann
A Dwarfe on a Gyants shoulder sees further of the two. [A dwarf on a giant's shoulder sees farther of the two. -- George Herbert
If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees. -- Eoin Colfer
Memory is not what the heart desires. That is only a mirror, be it clear as Kheled-zaram. Or so says the heart of Gimli the Dwarf. -- J. R. R. Tolkien
My friendship you shall have, leanred Man," piped Reepicheep. "And any Dwarf--or Giant---in the army who does not give you good language shall have my sword to reckon with. -- C. S. Lewis
That's the worst of girls," said Edmund to Peter and the Dwarf. "They never can carry a map in their heads." "That's because our heads have something inside them," said Lucy. -- C. S. Lewis
The woman's cause is man's. They rise or sink Together. / Dwarf'd or godlike, bound or free; miserable, / How shall men grow? - Let her be / All that not harms distinctive womanhood. -- Alfred Lord Tennyson
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I am not a dwarf. -- Jean-Claude Juncker
Friends don't care about issues like dwarf tossing. -- Peter Dinklage
Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. -- Jean Antoine Petit-Senn
I have a friend who says, 'The world doesn't need another angry dwarf!' -- Peter Dinklage
A dwarf standing on the shoulders of a giant may see farther than a giant himself. -- Robert Burton
Tolkien made dwarf sign language because, you know, it's too loud to talk in the mines. -- Richard C. Armitage
I don't like people being cautious and tentative and choosing their words carefully around me because I'm a dwarf. -- Peter Dinklage
I kind of figured if I couldn't get a job as a dwarf, looking as I do, I should just give up acting. -- Stephen Hunter
A dwarf who brings a standard along with him to measure his own size, take my word, is a dwarf in more articles than one. -- Laurence Sterne
The plants which stand next to dwarf trees in importance with the Chinese are certainly chrysanthemums, which they manage extremely well, perhaps better than they do any other plant. -- Robert Fortune
Apparently, there's a little red demon dwarf that haunts the city, and before every major bad thing that's happened, it's appeared to somebody. Last time, he appeared in a Cadillac. -- Meg White
My idea is to play with the people who you know want to get it right. Then it's fun and easy to record, and you can get down to details, like taking out cymbals so the verse doesn't dwarf the chorus, something like that. -- Ben Folds
This little hobbit saves the world. The wizard kills the dragon and saves the town. So many people connect to that character; it doesn't matter if it's an elf or a hobbit or a dwarf. It doesn't matter. They're human in their heart and soul. -- R. A. Salvatore
I loved 'Dungeons & Dragons.' Actually, not so much the actual playing as the creation of characters and the opportunity to roll twenty-sided dice. I loved those pouches of dice Dungeon Masters would trundle around, loved choosing what I was going to be: warrior, wizard, dwarf, thief. -- Michael Ian Black
As actors, we have a philosophy, which is this: great fun. That has transmitted itself into the dwarf philosophy of life. We're up for a brawl, we're up for a bloody good feed, and if you've got food, well, we share what we've got, and so should you. -- John Callen
There was never any career plan. When 'Red Dwarf' started I thought we were doing a curious little sitcom on BBC2, I didn't think I was becoming an actor. I didn't see that 21 years later I'd still be talking about it, let alone filming a new one. For me everything's always been an accident. -- Craig Charles
What's amazing is that I'm recognized all over the world through 'Red Dwarf.' British fans are exceptional, but the American fans are something else. Some of them fly 500 miles to stand in line for three hours, just to meet me, then when they do they collapse. It makes you feel like a rock star! -- Craig Charles
The mechanic could lift up the bonnet of the car and show me four dwarves strapped to a pair of tandems and tell me that the motor was actually dwarf-powered and that one of the little fellows had to be replaced, and I'd just be numbly writing out a cheque and scribbling 'new dwarf - car' on the stub. -- John Niven
I have a friend - not a dwarf - who's an alchemist of sorts. He concocted a men's cologne... He gave me a bottle as a gift. I was thinking we should totally put this on the market. You know how Jessica Simpson and Beyonce have signature perfumes and make a mint? I'm thinking this cologne could be my ticket to fortune. -- Peter Dinklage
I started a novel back in high school. It wasn't very good. It was the opposite of good. The writing itself wasn't too bad, and the characters were interesting. But the story was a mess, and it was full of fantasy cliches. Dwarf with an axe. Barbarian warrior. I don't ever think I'd bother finishing that. It's just not worth my time. -- Patrick Rothfuss
The insane little dwarf, Bush. -- Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Grumpy is her favorite dwarf. -- Christina Dodd
Man is the dwarf of himself. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Cunning is the dwarf of wisdom. -- William Rounseville Alger
Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. -- Jean Antoine Petit-Senn
A dwarf can stand on a mountain, he's no taller. -- Seneca the Younger
Physically, man is a dwarf; mentally, man is a giant! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
Maybe we've been taking nova precautions for a red dwarf. -- Hal Clement
Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short. -- Molly Ivins
Self-realization sounds good. But what if only an enraged dwarf emerges? -- Mason Cooley
What is equality of rights between a giant and a dwarf? -- Mahatma Gandhi
A stirring dwarf we do allowance give Before a sleeping giant. -- William Shakespeare
A dwarf on a giant's shoulders sees the further of the two. -- George Herbert
This wimpled, whining, purblind, wayward boy, this Senior Junior, giant dwarf...Cupid. -- William Shakespeare
Oh, I'm a dangerous criminal, I am,' said the dwarf cheerfully. -- C. S. Lewis
The new century will see changes that will dwarf those of the last. -- H. G. Wells
Worry is a mean-faced dwarf who beats on your heart like a kettledrum. -- Kevin Brockmeier
As long as our people quote English standards they dwarf their own proportions. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Even 'Lord of the Rings' had dwarf-tossing jokes in it. It's like, 'Really?' -- Peter Dinklage
Get you gone, you dwarf,You minimus of hindering knotgrass made,You bead, you acorn! -- William Shakespeare
To be a dwarf in peace is more honourable than to be a giant in war! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
The dwarf sees farther than the giant, when he has the giant's shoulders to mount on. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Being a famous writer is a little like being a tall dwarf. You're on the edge of normality. -- John Updike
You can be a hunchback and a dwarf and what-all. If you write beautifully, you can write beautifully. -- Rod Serling
When I lie down to love, old dwarf heart shakes her head. Like an imbecile she was born old. -- Anne Sexton
We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster. -- Demetri Martin
The less courage you have, the more dwarf you shall be; the more courage you have, the more giant you shall be! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
Among giants, try and be a dwarf; among dwarfs, try and be a giant; but among equals, try and be an equal -- Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
A dwarf is small even if he stands on a mountain; a colossus keeps his height, even if he stands in a well. -- Seneca the Younger
And what would you do, if an uninvited dwarf came and hung his things up in your hall without a word of explanation? -- J. R. R. Tolkien
Make no mistake, dwarf. I fought for you, but I do not love you'' ''It was your blade I needed'' Tyrion said, ''not your love. -- George R. R. Martin
You cannot strengthen one by weakening another; and you cannot add to the stature of a dwarf by cutting off the leg of a giant. -- Benjamin Franklin Fairless
This senior-junior, giant-dwarf, Dan Cupid; Regent of love-rhymes, lord of folded arms, The anointed sovereign of sighs and groans, Liege of all loiterers and malcontents. -- William Shakespeare
From dwarf tossing to drug taking: The legislator has no place in voluntary exchanges between consenting adults, as dodgy and as dangerous as these might be. -- Ilana Mercer
If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude. -- Ralphie May
You remind me of myself " Bes continued "back when I was a young dwarf. You got a stubborn streak. When it comes to girl problems you're clueless. -- Rick Riordan
Apparently, there's a little red demon dwarf that haunts the city, and before every major bad thing that's happened, it's appeared to somebody. Last time, he appeared in a Cadillac. -- Meg White
If we could ever competitively, at a cheap rate, get fresh water from saltwater, ..(this) would be in the long-range interests of humanity which could really dwarf any other scientific accomplishments. -- John F. Kennedy
Silverfish looked down."Oh. Are you a dwarf?"Cuddy gave him a blank stare."Are you a giant?" He said."Me? Of course not!""Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes. -- Terry Pratchett
You have to be fun to ride roller coasters. And you have to be tall. My love for you is both of those things, even though I disguise it as a dwarf. -- Jarod Kintz
Mt. Everest of Earth is 8.8 km tall; Mt. Olympus of Mars is 22 km tall. Every time you see a giant, you must know that that giant might be just a dwarf somewhere else! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
Her occupation was the worst that anyone could think of. No guest in the park had to think of it because, unlike the wandering dwarf women, her job had no bearing on paper. -- Pam Jones
He imagines Owens' body dotted with saltwater reservoirs just below the skin. An entire wetland, populated with tiny fish and birds, thriving in his agitation. A species of dwarf crocodile lazing beside an artery. -- Lisa Lang
He imagines Owens' body dotted with saltwater reservoirs just below the skin. An entire wetland, populated with tiny fish and birds, thriving in his agitation. A species of dwarf crocodile lazing beside an artery. -- Lisa Lang
Stunt dwarf or destroy the imagination of a child and you have taken away its chances of success in life. Imagination transforms the commonplace into the great and creates the new out of the old. -- L. Frank Baum
I was born in 1927, the only child of middle-class parents, both English, and themselves born in the grotesquely elongated shadow, which they never rose sufficiently above history to leave, of that monstrous dwarf Queen Victoria. -- John Fowles

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