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In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. -- Benjamin Franklin
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. -- Will Rogers
No matter what heights you achieve, even if you're Brad Pitt, the slide is coming, sure as death and taxes. -- James Caan
Apart from death and taxes, the one thing that's certain in this life is that I'll never be a fashion icon. -- Bruce Dickinson
Human nature stays the same, the one thing that stays constant, like death and taxes. And people still want good stories! -- Alison Owen
Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty: trash. And while some in this room might want to discuss reducing taxes, I want to talk about reducing trash. -- Ruth Ann Minner
They say death and taxes are the only things that are inevitable. The truth is, you can not pay your taxes. I've done it, and there's consequences, but it can be done. Death you're not going to get out of, and you kind of got to deal with it. -- Steve Earle
Death and taxes are inevitable. -- Thomas Chandler Haliburton
The only things of certainty are Death and Taxes. -- Benjamin Franklin
The only certainties in life are death and taxes. -- Mark Twain
I am death, not taxes. I turn up only once. -- Terry Pratchett
The only certain things in life are death and taxes! -- Benjamin Franklin
Nothing in the world is certain except for death and taxes. -- Benjamin Franklin
Death and taxes may be inevitable, but they shouldn't be related. -- J. C. Watts
Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. -- Christopher Bullock
Things as certain as death and taxes, can be more firmly believed. -- Daniel Defoe
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. -- David Dixon
Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them. -- Margaret Mitchell
There are only two things worse then an empty canvas: death and taxes. -- Ragnar TÃ¸rnquist
Nothing in life is certain except death, taxes, and the second law of thermodynamics. -- Seth Lloyd
Nothing in life is certain except death, taxes and the second law of thermodynamics. -- Seth Lloyd
It used to be that death and taxes alone were inevitable. Now there's shipping and handling. -- Bert Murray
Never thought I'd see the day when Death was denied. That leaves taxes as the only certainty. -- Piers Anthony
My decision on this matter is as certain and final as death and the staggering New Deal taxes. -- Thomas Dewey
My decision on this matter is as certain and final as death and the staggering New Deal taxes. -- Thomas Dewey
Give me a break - They say taxes are inevitable, like death. At least death doesn't come every year. -- John Stossel
The surest thing in the world is not death and taxes, it's death and eternity. Yet, we're so unconcerned. -- Leonard Ravenhill
Forget death and taxes. The only sure thing is that, win or lose, Don King is counting the money. -- Tim Witherspoon
If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes. -- Greg Behrendt
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. -- Paula Poundstone
Another difference between death and taxes is that you don't have to work like fury to pay for the dying you did last year. -- Robert Quillen
Our Constitution is in actual operation; everything appears to promise that it will last; but in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes. -- Benjamin Franklin
But in this world nothing is sure but death and taxes. [Fr., Mais dons ce monde, il n'y a rien d'assure que le mort et les impots.] -- Benjamin Franklin
We have long had death and taxes as the two standards of inevitability. But there are those who believe that death is the preferable of the two. -- Erwin Griswold
Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency; but in the world nothing can be said to be certain except death and taxes. -- Benjamin Franklin

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