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Darn the wheel of the world! Why must it continually turn over? Where is the reverse gear? -- Jack London
Do people who believe in reincarnation ever say, Darn, I'm still writing the year 1612 on my checks! -- Brian Regan
My name is Mortimer Alexander and I am a licensed summoner." "Darn. I'd hoped you were the pizza delivery guy. -- Jana Oliver
My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Darn! Seven. Not even close. I need more dice." -- Mitch Hedberg
I am automatically suspicious of things that wave their symbolism around and do little dances and bludgeon you over the head so that you [Darn] Well Know There's A Symbol Here. -- Ursula Vernon
That's a lovely piece," Kat said, pointing at a Louise XV armoire near the fireplace. The man raised his eyebrows. "Did you come to steal it?" "Darn it," Kat said with a snap of her fingers."I knew I should have brought my big purse. -- Ally Carter
I really built myself up, darn it, to be very strong. -- Barbara Bush
Acting by yourself is pretty darn hard, especially having to do physical comedy. -- Gillian Jacobs
I've always been quite a happy person, but when I'm low, I'm pretty darn low. -- Pam Dawber
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. -- Michael Jai White
I've been blessed, acne never knocked on my door. I think I look pretty darn good. -- Deborah Norville
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket. -- Abe Lemons
No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball. -- Casey Stengel
Women waited 144 years before earning suffrage. If a mature, multiparty democracy was so darn easy, everybody would have one. -- Thomas P.M. Barnett
If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. -- Barry Goldwater
We have a lot of work to do in New Jersey, but I am darn proud we've brought our state back. -- Chris Christie
I'm interested in women's health because I'm a woman. I'd be a darn fool not to be on my own side. -- Maya Angelou
Nobody likes to hear it, because it's dull, but the reason you win or lose is darn near always the same - pitching. -- Earl Weaver
My big thing is to make sure the lipsticks taste good when you kiss. And, well, so far they taste pretty darn good. -- Patrick Dempsey
Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told. -- Bum Phillips
I grew up with another pretty darn good writer: Glenn Frey of the Eagles. We were very good friends, and we kind of studied it together. -- Bob Seger
I played pretty darn competitive-level hockey. Then the good old knee injury. Obviously, it's a blessing in disguise, but growing up Canadian, that's our religion, that's our football. -- Taylor Kitsch
Simperium seems like a genuine utility for our own apps, and for other people as a service. And Simplenote, as a product, I love, and it's just darn handy. -- Matt Mullenweg
You're never safe in 'Jane the Virgin;' that's what I'll say. You're never safe on a telenovela, that's for darn sure, and you're never safe on 'Jane the Virgin.' -- Justin Baldoni
Nobody complains that Bernini's sculptures are too darn real, right? Or that Norman Rockwell's paintings are too creepy. Well, robots can seem real and be loved, too. We're trying to make a new art medium out of robotics. -- David Hanson
I want to try and do as much as I can as an actor. So far I think I've done pretty well with being a minister's son. And now I know I'm pretty darn good at playing a woman too. -- Barry Watson
Jigsaw Lady is the working title of a science fiction novel I've had in my head for darn near 15 years. I think I'll start work on it next year (in all my spare time) but I'd like to get it finished some day. -- Raymond E. Feist
I have a huge Lego collection - I have a really big Lego collection. We're talking pretty darn large. I also have a huge collection of original stainless steel Thomas the Tank Engine train toys. Beautiful little trains; they're my favorite thing in the world. -- Callan McAuliffe
We came from the '60s era, when we started and made so many hits. The song value from the '60s was so darn good, you've got The Beatles, The Beach Boys, all of Motown, and plenty of other people, too... amazing records, amazing songs. -- Mike Love
A teacher is never too smart to learn from his pupils. But while runners differ, basic principles never change. So it's a matter of fitting your current practices to fit the event and the individual. See, what's good for you might not be worth a darn for the next guy. -- Bill Bowerman
It was darn nigh impossible for women in rock in the '70s. There wasn't a mold if you were a woman and you were in the entertainment in the '70s. You were probably a disco diva or a folk singer, or simply ornamental. Radio would play only one woman per hour. -- Ann Wilson
Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good! -- Jerry Lawler
Life is one darn thing after another. -- Calvin Coolidge
History's just one darn thing after another. -- Henry Ford
I'm pretty darn happy with my day job. -- Rick Santelli
I do think 'The Notebook' is a darn good movie. -- Matt Lanter
I think the intelligence I get is darn good intelligence. -- George W. Bush
It's darn today, damn tomorrow, and next week it'll be goddamn. -- Louise Meriwether
I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny. -- Yasmine Bleeth
Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good. -- Stephen King
If you don't believe it yourself your team darn sure won't. -- Rex Ryan
There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth. -- Patrick Carman
Kill your television. Throw it out the darn window. Watch PBS in a bar. -- Chris Thile
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Yes, I am a quantum mechanic! Those darn quantum computers break all the time. -- Seth Lloyd
Most things are predestined, but some are just darn sheer luck, said Roaring Abel. -- Lucy Maud Montgomery
Any darn fool can make something complex; it takes a genius to make something simple. -- Pete Seeger
Women really do want to be on time. It's just that everything starts so darn early. -- Sela Ward
You can see darn near anything just by walking along the beachfront from Venice to Malibu. -- Del Howison
Every man is entitled to make a darn fool of himself at least once in a lifetime. -- Henry Ford
Take off that darn fur coat!...Or maybe you'd like to have us open all the windows. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
If you're going to define a shortcut, then make it the base [sic] darn shortcut you can. -- Larry Wall
No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball." -- Casey Stengel
Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty! -- Stephen Colbert
We did something incredibly stupid today.""I know. We should never had had sex without that darn condom.""What?! -- L.A. Knight
I can't believe that people actually know my first and last name. I think it's really, really, gosh-darn neat. -- Brittany Murphy
The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low -- Chi Chi Rodriguez
No form of liberty is worth a darn [sic] which doesn't give us the right to do wrong now and then. -- H. L. Mencken
The nasty little secret was that I couldn't read worth a darn. In my case, I still read very slowly to this moment. -- Charles R. Schwab
They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs! -- Pat Paulsen
Don't be led away by those howls about realism. Remember-pine woods are just as real as pigsties and a darn sight pleasanter to be in. -- Lucy Maud Montgomery
A real player is somebody who never gives up, who keeps thinking all the way through, who's scared, (darn) right, but plays through being scared. -- Ralph Wiley
Social media, for all of its limitations, is rarely irrelevant. The stream of updates on your Facebook page, for instance, is algorithmically engineered to be darn-near irresistible. -- Ryan Holmes
It started back in '79, My whole darn future was on the line. I created a brand new sensation Through my mind and the whole darn nation... -- Sylvia Robinson
If you are writing about baloney, don't try and make it Cornish hen, because that's the worst kind of baloney there is. Just make it darn good baloney. -- Leo Burnett
The darn trouble with cleaning the house is it gets dirty the next day anyway, so skip a week if you have to. The children are the most important thing. -- Barbara Bush
I saw a poll that said the right track/wrong track in Iraq was better than here in America. It's pretty darn strong. I mean, the people see a better future. -- George W. Bush
Ohhhso hard to say, but George Harrison was pretty darn special. Such a great guybeautiful person and amazing songwriter/musician. A real honor for me to have played on his last tour -- Chuck Leavell
Both Rowling and Meyer, they're speaking directly to young people. " The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good. -- Stephen King
To understand Cerutty you have to see him as a multifaceted personality. He could be both charming and very abusive. He was extremely amusing and darn good company providing you weren't quarrelling with him. -- John Landy
Why do women care about how big their feet are? I never saw a guy at the beach going, 'Wow, look at that woman, she is really... oh, darn! The feet are too big.' -- Richard Jeni
I'm not worried they're all about the investments we make. I mean, listen, this country - we've got $46,000 or $47,000 of GDP per capita. Now, we've done pretty darn well. We'll do better in the future. -- Warren Buffett
You decide you're going to do horror, then gosh darn it, do horror. Do what's expected. Don't kind of do it. Don't dilly-dally around, because people really enjoy the genre, and they expect certain things. -- Roberta Williams

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